Things You Were Mislead To Believe

[Infidel]

This other girl back in like yr8/9 told me her grandad (or just some old family friend of theirs don't quite remember) used to pinch her little boobies telling her that that would make them grow bigger. I wasn't sure whether to laugh...

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[Infidel]

That this was real swear I used to try it

[manuel]

that if you lie on a grave you would get sucked into it

[VENOM]

if u made faces and the wind changed it would stay that way.

[serpent]

This other girl back in like yr8/9 told me her grandad (or just some old family friend of theirs don't quite remember) used to pinch her little boobies telling her that that would make them grow bigger. I wasn't sure whether to laugh...

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frank whites time in the topic

[Grafter]

clicking your knuckles causes arthritis

it doesthe more u do it, the less fluid there is between the jointscausin friction, and then arthritis

[Grafter]

my brother told me that my mum ate a chocolate hobnob an threw me up an thats how i was bornan my sister was a digestive or some sh*t like thatwe knew these children called pip and seed, an it all came from there really he was sayin how there mum swallowed a pip an threw up pip...etci never believed him, but in the back of mind i doubted my own sense cos he was always such a convincing liaran he used to do this sh*t where he would pretend to die, an then get up an be like im ur brothers spiritbut he would carry on for so long that it did actually get scary

[Gordon Gekko]

That equality existed.

Sigs deep

[Jam]

that your primary skool record is carried onto you for life.teachers can lie for days

[Grafter]

This other girl back in like yr8/9 told me her grandad (or just some old family friend of theirs don't quite remember) used to pinch her little boobies telling her that that would make them grow bigger. I wasn't sure whether to laugh...

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grandad is a pedo still

[Backspace]

That I came into this world because my mum bought me from the baby isle in Tesco. And the song the Yellow Submarine by the Beatles was written about my Uncles submarine (which didn't exist) and that he was also a pirate. It wasn't until I was like 13 that I realised he wasn't a pirate, twas a sad day.

[Guest DN Braund]

clicking your knuckles causes arthritis

it doesthe more u do it, the less fluid there is between the jointscausin friction, and then arthritis

no it donta doctor told u that yea or jsu sutin else thats been passed aroundi asked my GP n she said nocnt rememeber her exact words

[Mr. Gayle]

Primary School Playground Rumour - There was a pornographic version of "Turtles: The Movie" called "Dirty Turtles"where April got done over.

f*ck*ng hell, that rumor was in my skool too, Bush Hill Park Primary, its mad

[Trilliam]

gas particles apparently causes the clicks, or maybe that was gas

[Grafter]

clicking your knuckles causes arthritis

it doesthe more u do it, the less fluid there is between the jointscausin friction, and then arthritis

no it donta doctor told u that yea or jsu sutin else thats been passed aroundi asked my GP n she said nocnt rememeber her exact words

ok my mums a nurse innitan she told me thatan i believed her

[Mist]

that if i ate too much salt, my eye's would pop out of my head.I still kinda confused about unicorn's.....i still beileve tbh.And im still touchy about cats not having nine lives.

[Jam]

mum used to tell me if you fart bare you'll just poo without knowing

[Mizchif]

My mum told me and my sister when I was six that we were going to move to the Jungle. Proper kept it up for jokes aswell I told my friends and really believed I was going to live in the jungle.Then again I would do the same thing to my kids but I'm like that. My mother always used to ask me if my "Fadda was a glaaaasmaker" whenever I stepped in front of the TV which I didn't understand until I got older but knew it meant move

[Creamy]

My mother always used to ask me if my "Fadda was a glaaaasmaker" whenever I stepped in front of the TV which I didn't understand until I got older but knew it meant move

@ the accent"you make a better door than a window" was wot i used to get

[Angelo]

"They're just jealous"

[Infidel]

"They're just jealous"

[Angelo]

WTF IS THAT

[Trilliam]

"They're just jealous"

aye f*ck about two days early

[Jdot]

i use 2 think mini people lived inside of me

[Lieutenant]

gas particles apparently causes the clicks, or maybe that was gas

Yeah it's little pockets of air bursting that causes the 'click'