Mr. No Good Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Well I have a list and want others to put theres:-At uni one of my flat-mates had the nerve to put out her untied shoes and asked me to tie them. I just turned around and walked off.-Were i work one of the staff was goig to give me lift to yard, befor we left work she needed to use the toilett. as she went she wanted me to hold her purse like a bitch by the women toilett while she handled her business... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Good topic.I'll be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 i aint gonna lie i get this ALOTthe worst one is when she says "im bored. entertain me xx" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 One has to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSnake Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Eat Pum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Gold Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 -At uni one of my flat-mates had the nerve to put out her untied shoes and asked me to tie them. I just turned around and walked off. The plain face she would of got would of been f*ck*ng immenseJeez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Good topic.I'll be back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 -Were i work one of the staff was goig to give me lift to yard, befor we left work she needed to use the toilett. as she went she wanted me to hold her purse like a bitch by the women toilett while she handled her business... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Well I have a list and want others to put theres:-At uni one of my flat-mates had the nerve to put out her untied shoes and asked me to tie them. I just turned around and walked off.-Were i work one of the staff was goig to give me lift to yard, befor we left work she needed to use the toilett. as she went she wanted me to hold her purse like a bitch by the women toilett while she handled her business...looool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephren Taylor Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Phone rings at 11pm(ish) These times, Im on the other side of town at my boys yard, no transport. Weeeeeded out..Girl: My lights have gone out, can you come and flick the switch on the fuse box? Im scared to go out the back of the house at this time of night...Me: Yea.. i'll be there in about half an hour..Girl: Thank you, can u bring me a KFC or something aswell pls...Me: yea yea.. c u in a bitHang up the phone...switch phone off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revs Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 at the pubbitch: "can you get me a glass of water"me: "no, the bar is just there"bitch: "aww please i'm tired"me: "if you got enough energy to moan you have enough to go and get yourself a drink"*turns 90 degrees and chats to someone else*I've got some girl at work trained to fetch me cans of coke before going home. Took awhile though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstition Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 One wanted me to sit and chat to her while she had her nails done. Went pub.One wanted me to travel from Southwark to Northolt, to get rid of a mouse in her kitchen. Lol'd and went pub.One wanted me to trek into central, so she'd have company on the train ride back to mine. Told her to call me when she arrived, went pub.Seeing a pattern there now that I think about it. Too many women have incredibly unrealistic expectations from life. Been told far too many fairy tales about princesses when they're young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeko Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 i aint gonna lie i get this ALOTthe worst one is when she says "im bored. entertain me xx"c/s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Level 5 of 10 Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 "come pick me up"n i wasnt even gettin no p*ssy off her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NO SUNSHINE Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 One bitch try ask for 10 cents to put cheese on her whopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Stashman Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 had this pretty ass chick ask me to hold her bag. i was like no, hold it yourself you lazy woman.i dont need to lower my value for any woman. women do things like that to test you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 girl: just come on my bus and like 5 stops after you can get off, i'll be fine by then. i need companyme: i'll try and call u later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Phone rings at 11pm(ish) These times, Im on the other side of town at my boys yard, no transport. Weeeeeded out..Girl: My lights have gone out, can you come and flick the switch on the fuse box? Im scared to go out the back of the house at this time of night...Me: Yea.. i'll be there in about half an hour..Girl: Thank you, can u bring me a KFC or something aswell pls...Me: yea yea.. c u in a bitHang up the phone...switch phone off poor tings just jammin hungry belly in the dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 My mate brought 2 girls out with us one saturday night to one club, i wasn't on niether of them, me and the girls hadn't said one word after hello, anyway....My mate paid for the one hes on into the club.I then paid my £5 in the clubTHE OTHER GIRL ACTUALLY TAPS ME ON THE SHOULDER and says:Aren't you gonna pay me inI just responded with one of these: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Good topic still. C/S the holing a womans bag while she goes toilet, had a couple arguments with females over this in the past. It's a male thing, they will never understand.Tuesday night chatting to this ting on MSN and she's telling me how her dad come home drunk and is smashing up the yard and she's shook, i was acting concerned(true say me and her are quite cool but not tight tight). Anyways she signs off msn and 10mins later phones me in tears whispering then she hangs up coz her dad was coming, then she texted me to ask if i could come get her.Few points to note:-It was 00.30am-She lives in Basildon and I live in Ilford-I have a GF-She has a BFTexted back and said "Sorry i can't"She replied "Say no more. Delete me"I replied "lol cool."Phones me the next day apoligising and sh*t then she says that her 'boy' from Ilford phoned a cab for her, paid the £40 for it and let her stay at his.i lol'd and said cool chat to u later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 i don't talk much and when i do its so wierd only wierd bitches talk to me and they never ask me to do anything i just run for trains and leave them on their ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 My mate brought 2 girls out with us one saturday night to one club, i wasn't on niether of them, me and the girls hadn't said one word after hello, anyway....My mate paid for the one hes on into the club.I then paid my £5 in the clubTHE OTHER GIRL ACTUALLY TAPS ME ON THE SHOULDER and says:Aren't you gonna pay me inI just responded with one of these:How can she even dare ask that? Just because her friend got lucky doesn't mean she SHOULD aswell. Like you owe her something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Phone rings at 11pm(ish) These times, Im on the other side of town at my boys yard, no transport. Weeeeeded out..Girl: My lights have gone out, can you come and flick the switch on the fuse box? Im scared to go out the back of the house at this time of night...Me: Yea.. i'll be there in about half an hour..Girl: Thank you, can u bring me a KFC or something aswell pls...Me: yea yea.. c u in a bitHang up the phone...switch phone off Badmind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Good topic still. C/S the holing a womans bag while she goes toilet, had a couple arguments with females over this in the past. It's a male thing, they will never understand.Tuesday night chatting to this ting on MSN and she's telling me how her dad come home drunk and is smashing up the yard and she's shook, i was acting concerned(true say me and her are quite cool but not tight tight). Anyways she signs off msn and 10mins later phones me in tears whispering then she hangs up coz her dad was coming, then she texted me to ask if i could come get her.Few points to note:-It was 00.30am-She lives in Basildon and I live in Ilford-I have a GF-She has a BFTexted back and said "Sorry i can't"She replied "Say no more. Delete me"I replied "lol cool."Phones me the next day apoligising and sh*t then she says that her 'boy' from Ilford phoned a cab for her, paid the £40 for it and let her stay at his.i lol'd and said cool chat to u laterThat boy who paid for her cab is a mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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