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Michel Kane

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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?

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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolf*cking par after parchin up darg
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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?
Absoulute madness
im benning either that 1 aint meant to be or its destiny if u find the paper impregnate!!!
tbh
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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolf*cking par after parchin up darg
LMFAO!!
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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?
Absoulute madness
im benning either that 1 aint meant to be or its destiny if u find the paper impregnate!!!
LOLbut yetbh
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Came back from a weekender yesterday, see one chick with about 5 man...assumed one was her boyfriend as he was acting like a security guard so didn't manage to get any deets..slippingcheck my facebook today and she's added me...the wonders of baitbook(know this aint a vent but f*ck it)

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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?
Absoulute madness
im benning either that 1 aint meant to be or its destiny if u find the paper impregnate!!!
LOLbut yetbh
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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?
:D ahhh the imagery..comedy sketch in my mind! :D
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lol @ today, its been emotional. seen this piece of perfection walking down the road, we made eye contact and she gave me a smile that locked my attention and i walked straight into a bin. shes jamming at the bus stop laffin at me, think f*ck it i can style this, cross the street to get to her and walk straight in front of a car, man slams his brakes and shouts 'wake up u dopey c*nt'. finally get to her but i feel sabotaged and bumble my bars, somehow she still wants to give me her deets. pull my phone out and the f*ck*ng batterys dead. she wrote her number on a little scrap of paper, thank f*ck she had stationary. lol at life tryna c*ck block me, ffs.EDIT: NAH. WHERES MY f*ck*ng LITTLE SCRAP OF PAPER? WHY IS GOD PUNISHING ME?
:D ahhh the imagery..comedy sketch in my mind! :D
lol c/sits like something you would see in the inbetweeners :D
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:D nah not white, was just growing a little fro for the summerasked for a shape up and fade the sides and he just f*cked me overthe chair was so far from the mirror i couldnt see wut madness he was doing to my head at the time...
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