Black Ant Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 oh yeahi almost got killed todayone of the most frightening moments of my lifeim standing on an island and this van tries to go past a cyclist really fastbut he is now about to crash into the island im standing oni take a step back like that was gunna helphe just misses it/mefrefrfrfgtgetthat van came towards me and i couldnt do anything. sh*t myself.*deep breath* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speculate Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 should have done a curtis from misfitsshould do a curtis from misfits with this fail of a post 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 should have done a curtis from misfitsshould do a curtis from misfits with this fail of a postparkinsons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 This chick is NUTS! Got back from a meal and thought I better bell her. Was like half 12 but she seems to stay up late. Check my phone, I had a text."U removed me! Ur so f*ck*ng rude u should take ur head out of ur arse coz u aint all that luv!" Hadn't even removed her (from BBM).I think I may actually be out of my depth here. I wanted crazy to be interesting but she may be TOO crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speculate Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 This chick is NUTS! Got back from a meal and thought I better bell her. Was like half 12 but she seems to stay up late. Check my phone, I had a text."U removed me! Ur so f*ck*ng rude u should take ur head out of ur arse coz u aint all that luv!" Hadn't even removed her (from BBM).I think I may actually be out of my depth here. I wanted crazy to be interesting but she may be TOO crazy!nah this sounds fun, what else would you be doing otherwise, just don't wife it obviously/felt actually angry at myself the other day cos the signs were there but in my head i thought no-one knows me like i know her she aint a slag, then it slapped me in the face when i saw some pic on fb, which she brazenly allowed to stay up didnt try report it or nothing. couldn't believe i'd ignored all the bait signs and was prepared to do a proper ting with this chick SMH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Crazy girls sex game>>>>>>>>>>>>/Waking up to 20 missed calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 My mug has gone missing.Its kinda slick aswell - XL mug made of glass. Either its been stolen, misplaced, or the cleaners broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Anti-c/s ending up like skolaIt's OK, I'll have my wits about me. Won't just be chilling and getting high with her like she's not a threat. just dont get too drunk and you should be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubby Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 the idea of christmas this year just seems long tbhin all honesty I'd just prefer one day of rest 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 the idea of christmas this year just seems long tbhin all honesty I'd just prefer one day of rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 need fresh white panties + http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdunVK1qoLg&feature=fvst 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Waka Flocka Dave Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Do u live off take aways?nah, certain times i just cannot be bothered to cook, past 2 weeks have been that, its only been twice last week and itll be three times this week tonight/>>>>>>>>>>>>>> security alarm goin off in tesco, turns out i didnt take the tag off the knives, havin to be escorted back in is not the lick//met this nice lighty, 22, from Kenya n speaks swahili, soon as i told her thas where im fron she started speakin it, i told her i only understand a lil in swahili (had to learn for the exact situation)but yea, shes nice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGGB Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 woke up at 2pm todayCannot hack the 9-5, only first day back and I was all falling asleep on the tube after and then dropped asleep reading a TTL topic at 9 something meaning I missed half of 300.Cannot be asked with Christmas or New Years this year espesh as no1 is bringing any house tings to the fore and I'm not down for London clubbing on Overdraft.Need to get my head in the books for Jan exams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Do u live off take aways?nah, certain times i just cannot be bothered to cook, past 2 weeks have been that, its only been twice last week and itll be three times this week tonight/>>>>>>>>>>>>>> security alarm goin off in tesco, turns out i didnt take the tag off the knives, havin to be escorted back in is not the lick//met this nice lighty, 22, from Kenya n speaks swahili, soon as i told her thas where im fron she started speakin it, i told her i only understand a lil in swahili (had to learn for the exact situation)but yea, shes niceGET IN THERE DURRTS/If my ID dnt come for NE imma be VEX.A house party better come through 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 JAS u want id i can get propa propa ting full driving lic with hologram will even show up on comp when scanned 300 boys tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 antivent: had the best afternooncaught up with a couple guys from primary schoolreal nice12 years is a long time yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 JAS u want id i can get propa propa ting full driving lic with hologram will even show up on comp when scanned 300 boys tholol replacement is £20 and paid for, im good dood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrigan Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Would prefer to not be sat here on xmas evevery boredfeels severely un christmasy right now :/ahhh the lack of magic ...I thought it stopped at like 13...but ti gets worse every year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Met up with an old link today. Was looking forward to beating. Bitch got fat! How she not gonna tell me!? Saw bare chins! Just had to cut the whole thing short and say I was going to see family. Such a shame. She was one of the best beats. Never had a chick before or since that got as wet!*Pours liquor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rorschach Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 innitHow fat could she have beenunless she was chubby before, and slid into fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 "bare chins"sounds pretty fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rorschach Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Some some cruel chest infection and I'm on some strong antibiotics and have ingested a coctail of drugs, and honestly think Im a little high or somethingjust started laughing earlier, so much that I was cryingfor no reasonits happening again.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Eks goes gym.There comes a point where there is 'too much' fat.Several double chins he said, c'mon brehs. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 shuda copped some head for the time he took out of his life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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