Black Ant Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 forgot to have a sh*t before i left the house this morning, uni toilets r calling me right nowScrewin. What u going to dodunno man, try and hold it until i get homei had a bad day yesterday coz of thiswas so uncomfortable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Officially. Fool. I. Am.Being the clumsy fool I am, I managed to trip and get kicked in the eye, which is now bruised, cut open and bleeding profusely.I look like a domestic abuse victim. I can't walk properly/see properly and I'm super dizzy.Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 havnt got the money to go trainin tonightSUPER PISSEDhate everyone an everything right nowcunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Spending money you don't have...f*cks sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 f*ck my phoneMy phone rang this girl by accident thought i managed to lock it off before the call connected. Locked off my phone for couple hours, turned it back on 2 messages off herfuking hell man, dragged back into this situation againI WAS OUT aswell, I WAS f*ckINNNNNNNN OUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 forgot to have a sh*t before i left the house this morning, uni toilets r calling me right nowScrewin. What u going to dodunno man, try and hold it until i get homeJust deal with it.Is doing a number 2 in 'public' toilets still a big deal?short answer yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Next year im moving into a house with other people im mates with here at uni and one of the girls whos moving with us (we get on well) i was banging for quite some time and when shes had a drink and sees me talking to a girl she'll try cockblock me, but we get on great otherwise. She lives in the same halls as me but in the next block so at the moment she doesnt tend to find out when i have a girl round but when she does she acts like a prick for abit then goes sound again. Do you lot reckon this will be trouble living in the same house as her? Every person ill be living with we're all close friends so i cant tell her to do one or even convince the others. Ive had words with her enough times asking her to stop this sh*t but she still does it but as i said we get on well.I dont even know how to deal with the situation now.Hope you know bringing girls back to your house is gonna make things awkward with this girl.Can talk to her all you like but she still won't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 yh thats big time troublefrom shes actin like this now, its gna go to sh*t once u live with hergna be so intense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 How can my hoover turn on in the middle of the nightwtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 forgot to have a sh*t before i left the house this morning, uni toilets r calling me right nowScrewin. What u going to dodunno man, try and hold it until i get homeJust deal with it.Is doing a number 2 in 'public' toilets still a big deal?short answer yesu damn right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 :@Wake up this morning and as a result from yesterdays mishap I look like I've gone 10 rounds in the ring. My left eye is basically swollen shut and for some reason my right eye is struggling ro focus. Pain is severe. I'm still going to work though. Lol @ staying in all day. I refuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 what the hell happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 :@Wake up this morning and as a result from yesterdays mishap I look like I've gone 10 rounds in the ring. My left eye is basically swollen shut and for some reason my right eye is struggling ro focus. Pain is severe. I'm still going to work though. Lol @ staying in all day. I refuse.you got one longsighted eye and one shortsightedyou probably busted the longsighted one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 David. I have a history of falling/tripping up stairs.Yesterday I was on the escalator, rushing as usual. Tripped. The man infront of me was wearing brogues or something but as I was coming down his foot was coming up. Kick to the eye straight. I thought my eye was watering but it was actually blood. Its swollen and it looks disgusting. I can barely see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 f*ckin hellhope it gets better still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 lmfaosorry logs./she's caught feelings. f*ck.(so have i) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R9 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 urghfam you disappoint me like that time a girl invited me to her room to watch dvds and we actually watched dvds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Your laughter is justfied. If it wasn't me I would laugh too.Oh no re: feelings. Sticky situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 urghfam you disappoint me like that time a girl invited me to her room to watch dvds and we actually watched dvdsI remember when I invited my uni girlfriend over to watch DVD's and she thought she'd throw on Godfather. Obviously I had to actually watch that. Selection phail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 fam you disappoint me like that time a girl invited me to her room to watch dvds and we actually watched dvdsLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R9 Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 roffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Esquilax Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 fam you disappoint me like that time a girl invited me to her room to watch dvds and we actually watched dvdsLOLWe're talking about the infamous speakerphone par chick right Angela Angelo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 How can my hoover turn on in the middle of the nightwtfYa know what yeah the bloody knife underneath my bed would be out quicker than it could have ended the "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" cos f*ck me I would be so scared. Ninja mode doesn't even cover it.I'd think it was a butcher with a meat cutty machine coming to get me.God, ru ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 How can my hoover turn on in the middle of the nightwtfLOLMadness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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