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rolling out everyone was making a big deal about my unlucky jumper....i disagree/Me and my boy wheeled in these 2 sisters one was married.... went back to the other ones yard some fat off house in her

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Lol pos, I do need to stock up on suits for church bro and ladies do tend to like my face which is hard when youre in a relationshipNothing to vent about though bro so ill leave this space for you to

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ok maybe not sexiest algerian girl in the world, but i know a lot of algerian bitches in london and shes the baddest, pics dont even do justice.

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lmao, there no way to style it.i was on a date once, pigin shat all over the girls head, it was tragic cos she had been talking seconds b4 about how she just got her hair done and she was all pleased with it. she immediately started sobbing and demanded to be taken home and then aired all my calls.
Aired YOUR calls!? What a prick! Does she think you're Mr f*ck*ng Dolittle and instructed the pigeon do take a dump on her bonnet!? Twat.
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lmao, there no way to style it.i was on a date once, pigin shat all over the girls head, it was tragic cos she had been talking seconds b4 about how she just got her hair done and she was all pleased with it. she immediately started sobbing and demanded to be taken home and then aired all my calls.
Aired YOUR calls!? What a prick! Does she think you're Mr f*ck*ng Dolittle and instructed the pigeon do take a dump on her bonnet!? Twat.
i kno lol guess she was traumatised. thing is a held the crease in so hard i felt like somthing snapped inside. girl was noice but bare pleased with herself, she there posing and pouting and im gassing her up and then sum feathered motherf*cker drops a dutty streaky sh*t on her head, just ended her hype and she cudnt recoverprobs my worst date fail didnt even get to eat, basically drove her for half an hour walked for 5 mins, tried to clean bird sh*t of her then drove her home again.
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The way i feel like I'm doing EVERYTHING for this project.If this producer doesn't make some stuff happen tomorrow I'm going to bore her torso.

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was on my way to bbc.already latea bird sh*t ON ME. all on my arm and my hat. too late to turn back.got to bbc and they said i need to comeback tomoro:/lol
that means money u kno/dutty ben up foot wild bitch
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I would say Sky can go f*ck themselves but no point since I'm a loyal customer. So this is what has happened, a couple weeks ago as I was watching La Liga I decided to flick over to the Beeb I get told "No Satalitte Signal Is Being Received" strange so I switched right back to La Liga get the same message. My dad tried sorting the cables out etc but nothing come of it, so they come round the next day to fix it and thank god they did, well or so I thought, then last night after a new box, new fitting is added my picture starts flickering at random times. Moving forward to tonight stick on the Chelsea v Inter build up and I'm told to 'Insert The Correct Viewing Card' WHAT THE f*ck? It's a brand new card, dude run the checks and setting it all up, and all this happens.Very frustrating.

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I know this is a shallow thing to worry about but I've put on weight. I think I got way too comfortable this winter.I think I need to get reacquainted with my trainers and Greenwich park, before the summer.
This is me too. Feelin a little too shapely right now. Straight 12 not even fitting into size 10 atm. Before christmas I was a 10/12
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lmao, there no way to style it.i was on a date once, pigin shat all over the girls head, it was tragic cos she had been talking seconds b4 about how she just got her hair done and she was all pleased with it. she immediately started sobbing and demanded to be taken home and then aired all my calls.
Aired YOUR calls!? What a prick! Does she think you're Mr f*ck*ng Dolittle and instructed the pigeon do take a dump on her bonnet!? Twat.
LMFAO!
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I know this is a shallow thing to worry about but I've put on weight. I think I got way too comfortable this winter.I think I need to get reacquainted with my trainers and Greenwich park, before the summer.
This is me too. Feelin a little too shapely right now. Straight 12 not even fitting into size 10 atm. Before christmas I was a 10/12
:!: @ the boldedthis is why I'm only wearing leggings and jeggings now cos I can get away with the 10. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror at work on saturday and was appalled.Brisco I'm 5'3" so it's not even about gaining lbs at my height.
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I know this is a shallow thing to worry about but I've put on weight. I think I got way too comfortable this winter.I think I need to get reacquainted with my trainers and Greenwich park, before the summer.
This is me too. Feelin a little too shapely right now. Straight 12 not even fitting into size 10 atm. Before christmas I was a 10/12
:!: @ the boldedthis is why I'm only wearing leggings and jeggings now cos I can get away with the 10. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror at work on saturday and was appalled.Brisco I'm 5'3" so it's not even about gaining lbs at my height.
mmm leggings and jeggingsi always liked the extra bit of winter weight my girl put on, was happy to make another trip to kfc ect :lol:i bet your men dont mind
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Who was trying to put on weight a bit back? was talking about protein shakes and all sorts.
it might of been me, but i was advised not to drink those shakes and that. It's a good look tho cause my weight is slowly creeping back hopefully i'll be a solid 10 moreso a 12 by summer. LOL me wanting to gain and some wanting to loose people are never satisfied.
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oooo i missed the 419 page :D my mum took my bro for a ''shape up'' today, man came back with half his fro gonehe was devastatedi came through the door and he was behind it, he screamed 'STAY THERE, NO DONT LOOK AT ME!''i was on the floor with laughter, then we had a good hug, that fro was his prideps.''i got YOUR mandem on lock''

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My manager just fully stole my idea and made it seem like I was too dumb to see what was in front of my eyes when the reason she even knew about the problem in the first place is because I was trying to suggest the idea.I'm slowly slipping from golden boy to "can't you use your initiative" guy. Not impressed at all.Disclaimer: Nobody has actually said that or implied that but I can see where this road heads.

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My manager just fully stole my idea and made it seem like I was too dumb to see what was in front of my eyes when the reason she even knew about the problem in the first place is because I was trying to suggest the idea.I'm slowly slipping from golden boy to "can't you use your initiative" guy. Not impressed at all.Disclaimer: Nobody has actually said that or implied that but I can see where this road heads.
Future coffee maker :D
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