Doom Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 its my birthday today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 its my birthday today LOL @ your life being the prank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 April fools is a thing of the past for me but in a heated debate my housemate threw a rolled up magazine at my balls yesterday. I coulda got revenge then but I couldn't move so whilst I was sprawling around on the floor in agony I left him with 3 words "u gon' pay"This morning I put my chin-up bar about a ft off the floor outside his door.All I heard this morning was a loud bang and "wtf...sh*t...ow....f*ck...." then he rolled into the kitchen to get to my room and shout abuse.....but failed to realise....butter-floor.The way he tried to boot my door down was jokes.But it ain't over I know he's gonna try summin again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacardi_Up Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Nothing planned.Just a stick in mud I guess.I remember 2 years ago I gt boyed to the highest degree.Long story short:Staying round a mate's place, hooked up with her then regretted it once I sobered up. Told my boy sleeping who also stayed over with another mate what happened.Got a call two days later saying how the girl I hooked up with got drunk and had to be hospitalised, crying because of me and suicidal. He then reccommends I got out with her for a while till she is more stable.Felt well bad, but didn't wanna go out with this girl. Ended phone call and there was me pacing up and down a friends house for 15mins stressing about what I was gonna do.Received another phone call......"April Fools"........ boyed to the nth degree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Larry Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I remember when i got stabbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 my ex last year told her parents to sit down and said im pregnantneedless to say her pops took her phone and was verbally raping me on the phone leaving bare messages and I was thinking wtfI actually thought it was real and told my mum the unfortunate turn off events only for her to tell me that it was a prank with my mum bascially crying all eveningi told her it was a prank and she still didn't believe mewe laugh about it now but she wasnt amused at the time and there was ALOT of threats thrown about my girls parents dealt with it thoughf*ck april fools dont believe anything thats said this day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Did the 'I'm pregnant one' two years ago.Didn't go down well.I was gonna try this today, but I could see it going horribly wrong, and decided not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Did the 'I'm pregnant one' two years ago.Didn't go down well.I was gonna try this today, but I could see it going horribly wrong, and decided not to.Gonna do it too one of my girls. Shes so gullible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 facebook think they're funny 'bout barack obama confirmed me as his fourth cousin once removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i got the "im pregnant" onedumb hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manuel Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I bet some poor guy has come up with a really great invention/money making scheme and has been trying to promote it all morning but no ones believing him becuase of what day it is lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 just got my uncle to ring up my boy and tell him his mums dead (shes in a hospice)epic lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 not even Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 just got my uncle to ring up my boy and tell him his mums dead (shes in a hospice)epic lulzwowthats cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 nat, u been on my back for many moons now. stop bullying me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 was gonna bluff a fag into making himself come out the closet to one of the most homophobic guys i know but its too raw i guessso u hang round with this sort of individual?hasnt come out yetjust told me and like 4 other ppl in that circle t'other weekanyway.female friend passed her test two daysnabbed her keys from her purse at breakmoved the car to another locationat lunch she is going to her whip when my boy phones hersaying he just saw her car being towed awayobviously she thinks he is gassing cause its new yearswasnt ready for the one part hydrogen two part oxygen coming22's she gets to where her car WAS parkedvisibly shakenanother boy rolls up on the scene as planned and tells herhe will give her a lift to where it was towed cause it happened to him beforeand it's £120 to get it out plus £30 a day for every day its theresilent whimpers, fighting back tears but a couple are escapingwalk down the street turn left to where his car is everyone standing next to her car smiling"APRIL FOOLS!"its a par its a par just got my uncle to ring up my boy and tell him his mums dead (shes in a hospice)epic lulzwowthats coldi lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 just got my uncle to ring up my boy and tell him his mums dead (shes in a hospice)epic lulzwowThem things there will backfirei never joke aboutdeathand my april fools jokes worked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I dont have anyone to play a prank on.Did the 'I'm pregnant one' two years ago.Didn't go down well.Did it to my mum when I was 14.:lol:Joke was killed.Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Gekko Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 just got my uncle to ring up my boy and tell him his mums dead (shes in a hospice)epic lulzwowThem things there will backfirei never joke aboutdeathand my april fools jokes worked What was it?And i didnt do one this year, a friend of mine rang up some girl sayin he had herpes and that backfired BADLY by lunch, everyone knew haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 when i was younger i rang my mum pretending to b police. cnt remember what i said thosmh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucarelli Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 why so many chicks dropping the pregnant lines so bait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 just got my uncle to ring up my boy and tell him his mums dead (shes in a hospice)epic lulzwowThem things there will backfirei never joke aboutdeathand my april fools jokes worked What was it?And i didnt do one this year, a friend of mine rang up some girl sayin he had herpes and that backfired BADLY by lunch, everyone knew hahaPissedand i did online pranks in these 2 threadshttp://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?show...t=0&start=0http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?show...t=0&start=0Plus Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 u c*nt, f*ck off with that bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 f*ckin c*nt. how can i fall for it againhowever - as its after 12, u are in fact the foolSay No More .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 ARGHHHHHH f*ck SAKEHOW COULD I HAVE CLOCKED IT IN THE FIRST THREAD BUT JUST FALL FOR IT NOWKMT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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