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Necksta Newbie

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Stranger: hi SemenYou: you talk to your semen?Stranger: i'm samepersonYou: you talk to yourself?Stranger: from OmskStranger: Yeah? Omsk?! Really?Stranger: yeah, Omsk. I'm using "ciklodol' anytimeStranger: But why? You are druguser??!!Stranger: yeah, elven pixies from my tower told this to me tooStranger: in Omsk i known as Omich-poluebokStranger: That disaster...Stranger: Semen "Omich-Poluebok"You: ceenStranger: you like it, fagoot?Your conversational partner has disconnected.or send us feedback.:/

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Em Dott Newbie

Em Dott

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LOLThis ting is jokes.Stranger: aidsStranger: herpesYou: iraguStranger: hiv.You: wowYou: you are gay yes?You: sodom and gomorrah...PURE BATTTYMANStranger: no.Stranger: i'm bi.Stranger: :DYou: confused mothaf*ckaStranger: and i'm a girl.You: hmmmmStranger: rebekah constable.Stranger: my facebook.Stranger: go figure.You: wowYou: from your profile picture i can honestly say that you are one big chin motherf*ckerYou: bet you give some wicked headYou: JAWSIDEStranger: um, it's facing down.You: I'M MR FLOWDANStranger: so stfuYou: OTHERWISE KNOWN AS MR SANDMANStranger: idc.You: BIG WHO BIG WHAT BIG MICMAN

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Natalie Newbie

Natalie

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hi i'm daveYour conversational partner has disconnected.Which one of u nutters left me

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Roscoe Newbie

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Stranger: hiYou: Don't mind me for a secYou: I'm just trying out somethingStranger: okYou: I'm in this chat for an experimentStranger: whatYou: Care to give me 20 seconds for a response?You: That's allYou: Okay, I am successfully retrieving files from your C drive.Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Guest Flat Ericó

Guest Flat Ericó

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You: tits or gtfoStranger: I'm a girl, not a whoreYou: all girls are whoresYou: what makes you so differentStranger: Dude.. grow up. :(Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Em Dott Newbie

Em Dott

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This thread is joke.Al Bundy's one with the Tiger Knee had me creasing.D Structo is one funny guy. I swear, his levels of randomness are serious. From tim this guy was talking mad random stuff in the xbox live parties this is right up his alley.

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these scandinavian kids have really mastered the english languagesad to say goodbye at timesjust wen you get to know some1 just like that woosh they/you are gonesite has made me share tears of joy and sadness todayLooking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hey sexy ladyStranger: lolStranger: im a dudeYou: damnStranger: hahahaStranger: ill give you credit though You: cheersYou have disconnected.

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Necksta Newbie

Necksta

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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: ur dad is deadStranger: burn jewStranger: ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░Stranger: sieg heil!Stranger: schweinStranger: deutschland, deutschland uber alles!Stranger: wykop.plYou: ur women have hairy bodies bruvStranger: i have a men:DStranger: HAHAHA FAGGOTYou: so your a nazi, and your gay?You: double fail

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ChickenCottage Newbie

ChickenCottage

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The site is f*cked......WHO THE f*ck IS being a stupid f*ck*ng prick WHO HERE? :huh: :huh: :Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: is this rachel?You: yeahYou: hayYou: d00dStranger: hey babeStranger: where were weYou: you firstStranger: so i stroke my hands through ur hair slowlyYou: lawlzStranger: while unbuttoning your blouse with the otherYou: what next?Stranger: your turnYou: im not wearing a blouseStranger: wtfStranger: did u changeYou: im wearing a t-shirtStranger: and u have a d*ck rightStranger: f*ck ofYou: obvYou: FAGGOTStranger: i asked if this was rachelYou: Your a faggotStranger: u said yes u liarStranger: WELL I IDNT KNOW U WERE A GUY KKStranger: GOSHYou: "RACHEL" IS PROLLY A DUDE TOOStranger: no she wasntYou: YOUR A f*ck*ng IDIOTStranger: she knew wot i likedYou: DID SHE LINK YOU PICS?Stranger: only a girl will kno datYou: IT WASNT HERStranger: noStranger: BUT I ASKED HER TO PROMISEYou: Guess who else knows what men like?Stranger: SHE WASNT A GUYYou: MEN?Stranger: stop itStranger: ur lyingYou: Rachel was probably meStranger: WTFStranger: I ASKED HER BRA SIZEStranger: only a girl will know bra sizesYou: 34DYou: 32BStranger: i knew it was u rach :PStranger: u love foolin around lolzYou: i know, what am i lyke!You: lolStranger: anyway back to where we left off ^_^Stranger: its ur turn lolzYou: i take off my boxersStranger: heyStranger: u said u were wering a g stringYou: guys dont wear g stringsStranger: ur a girl :(You: oh yeahYou: yeahYou: ermStranger: :(You: its girl boxers?Stranger: so ur really a guy :(You: erm no?Stranger: promise meYou: promise *fingers crossed*Stranger: kk

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Aquaman Newbie

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The site is f*cked......WHO THE f*ck IS being a stupid f*ck*ng prick WHO HERE? :huh: :huh: :Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: is this rachel?You: yeahYou: hayYou: d00dStranger: hey babeStranger: where were weYou: you firstStranger: so i stroke my hands through ur hair slowlyYou: lawlzStranger: while unbuttoning your blouse with the otherYou: what next?Stranger: your turnYou: im not wearing a blouseStranger: wtfStranger: did u changeYou: im wearing a t-shirtStranger: and u have a d*ck rightStranger: f*ck ofYou: obvYou: FAGGOTStranger: i asked if this was rachelYou: Your a faggotStranger: u said yes u liarStranger: WELL I IDNT KNOW U WERE A GUY KKStranger: GOSHYou: "RACHEL" IS PROLLY A DUDE TOOStranger: no she wasntYou: YOUR A f*ck*ng IDIOTStranger: she knew wot i likedYou: DID SHE LINK YOU PICS?Stranger: only a girl will kno datYou: IT WASNT HERStranger: noStranger: BUT I ASKED HER TO PROMISEYou: Guess who else knows what men like?Stranger: SHE WASNT A GUYYou: MEN?Stranger: stop itStranger: ur lyingYou: Rachel was probably meStranger: WTFStranger: I ASKED HER BRA SIZEStranger: only a girl will know bra sizesYou: 34DYou: 32BStranger: i knew it was u rach :PStranger: u love foolin around lolzYou: i know, what am i lyke!You: lolStranger: anyway back to where we left off ^_^Stranger: its ur turn lolzYou: i take off my boxersStranger: heyStranger: u said u were wering a g stringYou: guys dont wear g stringsStranger: ur a girl :(You: oh yeahYou: yeahYou: ermStranger: :(You: its girl boxers?Stranger: so ur really a guy :(You: erm no?Stranger: promise meYou: promise *fingers crossed*Stranger: kk
PMSL
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The site is f*cked......WHO THE f*ck IS being a stupid f*ck*ng prick WHO HERE? :huh: :huh: :Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: is this rachel?You: yeahYou: hayYou: d00dStranger: hey babeStranger: where were weYou: you firstStranger: so i stroke my hands through ur hair slowlyYou: lawlzStranger: while unbuttoning your blouse with the otherYou: what next?Stranger: your turnYou: im not wearing a blouseStranger: wtfStranger: did u changeYou: im wearing a t-shirtStranger: and u have a d*ck rightStranger: f*ck ofYou: obvYou: FAGGOTStranger: i asked if this was rachelYou: Your a faggotStranger: u said yes u liarStranger: WELL I IDNT KNOW U WERE A GUY KKStranger: GOSHYou: "RACHEL" IS PROLLY A DUDE TOOStranger: no she wasntYou: YOUR A f*ck*ng IDIOTStranger: she knew wot i likedYou: DID SHE LINK YOU PICS?Stranger: only a girl will kno datYou: IT WASNT HERStranger: noStranger: BUT I ASKED HER TO PROMISEYou: Guess who else knows what men like?Stranger: SHE WASNT A GUYYou: MEN?Stranger: stop itStranger: ur lyingYou: Rachel was probably meStranger: WTFStranger: I ASKED HER BRA SIZEStranger: only a girl will know bra sizesYou: 34DYou: 32BStranger: i knew it was u rach :PStranger: u love foolin around lolzYou: i know, what am i lyke!You: lolStranger: anyway back to where we left off ^_^Stranger: its ur turn lolzYou: i take off my boxersStranger: heyStranger: u said u were wering a g stringYou: guys dont wear g stringsStranger: ur a girl :(You: oh yeahYou: yeahYou: ermStranger: :(You: its girl boxers?Stranger: so ur really a guy :(You: erm no?Stranger: promise meYou: promise *fingers crossed*Stranger: kk
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The site is f*cked......WHO THE f*ck IS being a stupid f*ck*ng prick WHO HERE? :huh: :huh: :Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: is this rachel?You: yeahYou: hayYou: d00dStranger: hey babeStranger: where were weYou: you firstStranger: so i stroke my hands through ur hair slowlyYou: lawlzStranger: while unbuttoning your blouse with the otherYou: what next?Stranger: your turnYou: im not wearing a blouseStranger: wtfStranger: did u changeYou: im wearing a t-shirtStranger: and u have a d*ck rightStranger: f*ck ofYou: obvYou: FAGGOTStranger: i asked if this was rachelYou: Your a faggotStranger: u said yes u liarStranger: WELL I IDNT KNOW U WERE A GUY KKStranger: GOSHYou: "RACHEL" IS PROLLY A DUDE TOOStranger: no she wasntYou: YOUR A f*ck*ng IDIOTStranger: she knew wot i likedYou: DID SHE LINK YOU PICS?Stranger: only a girl will kno datYou: IT WASNT HERStranger: noStranger: BUT I ASKED HER TO PROMISEYou: Guess who else knows what men like?Stranger: SHE WASNT A GUYYou: MEN?Stranger: stop itStranger: ur lyingYou: Rachel was probably meStranger: WTFStranger: I ASKED HER BRA SIZEStranger: only a girl will know bra sizesYou: 34DYou: 32BStranger: i knew it was u rach :PStranger: u love foolin around lolzYou: i know, what am i lyke!You: lolStranger: anyway back to where we left off ^_^Stranger: its ur turn lolzYou: i take off my boxersStranger: heyStranger: u said u were wering a g stringYou: guys dont wear g stringsStranger: ur a girl :(You: oh yeahYou: yeahYou: ermStranger: :(You: its girl boxers?Stranger: so ur really a guy :(You: erm no?Stranger: promise meYou: promise *fingers crossed*Stranger: kk
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Guest WAVESURFER

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: raaaaassssscllllaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrtYour conversational partner has disconnected.

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