Da Luv Doc Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 LOL @ her telling your gurl.That's war, I'd punch her for that move still.TBH, I've learned to start f*ck*ng gurls at least 5/10 as f*ck buddies. There's only one chick who's lower that I would f*ck on a regs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-guy Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Theres a girl in work....That i been shagging behind my girlfriends back for the last 2 months.To begin with, she knew i had a girl, and was cool with me just being her f*ck buddy.So whenever we got the chance we would. But in the last few days, shes gone a bit crazy, saying she loves me, she wants to be more than shag partners etc.Then earlier today, she said that she thinks shes pregnant even if she has still been having her periods. Hence the question.It's all a bit suspect really, but still...allow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Congrats mate!gonna call him Ledley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 yr life has given me the idea for a film tbhbasically u will be marrying yr girl but guess who shows up,this bird with the unkempt hairbut wait also the german prostitute saying she has bought herself of her pimp and is ready to settle downat the same time the underage chick goes on a talk show and tries to get u arrested for statutorythis all goes down in the same weekend that yr trying to have the wedding,and involves a lot of nervous running aroundi am thinking ben stiller or hugh grant for the lead wat do u reckonLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL Social>>>(Make this all happen on the same weekend Spurs lose to Arsenal in the FA Cup Final) anyway the moral of the film is if you lead an honest life,you dont have to worry about sh*t at the end of the day /Love & Life room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 Dont know what to do now with this idiot girl.Ive really f*cked up. She has taken it on herself to ruin my f*ckin life now....She quit work last week. So was thinking thank f*ck.Last night, sitting in the pub...2 guys walk in -One of em - "Are you *****"Me - "Yeah why?"Them - "Watch ur back mate, this is coming from Carly (the girl)"Proceeds to show me some shitty penknife.Them - "I'm her brother, its good youve met me, you dont wanna meet my Dad"And he walks off.SMH & WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 lmaothem phil and grant ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Q Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 She took it there?Allow get knifed over a slosh. Haven't you left uni for the summer? (or is your uni in london?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 LMAOf*cking hellBe careful Stuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 oh dear... put it dis way i'd say 9/10 there gassing tbh.. why would he come in and show u his butter knife tho really? real badman dont warn u before hand, they'd just f*ck ur rotation without second thoughtu failed again tho stil.. if some random u dont kno comes up and asks are u such and such.. the answer is automatically no every single time.. uno, unless ur expecting a 3 way blind date with two guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 LMAOf*cking hellBe careful StuartlolIt's spelt with the ew, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted June 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 oh dear... put it dis way i'd say 9/10 there gassing tbh.. why would he come in and show u his butter knife tho really? real badman dont warn u before hand, they'd just f*ck ur rotation without second thoughtu failed again tho stil.. if some random u dont kno comes up and asks are u such and such.. the answer is automatically no every single time.. uno, unless ur expecting a 3 way blind date with two guys Yeah i know what you saying, it was just one of them moments, after a couple of drinks that i wasnt thinking straight and it took me totally by surprise.I doubt anythin will happen, but what this girl is wanting from this, is for me to call her, and obviously then with her thinking by me doing that, the ball is in her court and she got the power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATTY BOY BUM BANDIT Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 lol at a man being able to walk up to me in my favourite watering hole, showing me a butterknife, telling me to be careful then swaggering off calmly.actually lolinglol this guy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 hahahf*ck meTaking the piss.. knife you knowStew they are taking the mickey lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eskay Jones Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 my honest opinion is jus to come clean, one thing ive realised about sh*t like this, is that it always comes back to haunt you, explain it to your girl. Then deal with this other girl if it means a pregnancy test then do so ASAP and explain to her that your intentions are with your girlfriend. If she cant understand this then your in the situation that'll end up worse than your encounter with her brother.f*cked situation bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 lol at a man being able to walk up to me in my favourite watering hole, showing me a butterknife, telling me to be careful then swaggering off calmly.actually lolinglol this guy..Na P has a point.Allow tryna disrespect me in my own dojo- thats not gonna happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 oh dear... put it dis way i'd say 9/10 there gassing tbh.. why would he come in and show u his butter knife tho really? real badman dont warn u before hand, they'd just f*ck ur rotation without second thoughtu failed again tho stil.. if some random u dont kno comes up and asks are u such and such.. the answer is automatically no every single time.. uno, unless ur expecting a 3 way blind date with two guys Yeah i know what you saying, it was just one of them moments, after a couple of drinks that i wasnt thinking straight and it took me totally by surprise.I doubt anythin will happen, but what this girl is wanting from this, is for me to call her, and obviously then with her thinking by me doing that, the ball is in her court and she got the power.Yh i see what ur saying but u do need to call her.. It isn't what she thinks its what u kno that counts... U said she isn't pregnant, therefore there is nothing tying u to her its not like ur married.. So u need to call her and let her kno this.. Tell her u've seen her true colours and u dont like what u saw, therefore u and her will never be together even if ur current girl breaks up with u.. Ur stil between a rock and a hard place, cos if she's as crazy as ur making out then u probly cant reason with her.. Plus u've been threatened by her family aswel.. no good!!.. U need to man up, get urself a tool an be prepared to use it cos they've forced this situation into the physical arena.. Adopt my mentality "if somebody's c*ck is on the chopping block, u best believe it wont be mine" dont go out of ur way to hurt anybody but hold it down if need be For the record tho i do think ur stupid and this whole thing is ur fault.. U never even f*cked this girl, u f*cked yaself but its all about damage control at this point.. Try to get everyone to walk away without being hurt further.. I hope ur situation works out for the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 lmaothem phil and grant onesLOL f*ckif your on stuff the your on stuffif not, cut out the ends, its not worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Got some good news and some bad news.She isnt pregnant, she went for a check this afternoon. But, she went into my girlfriends work after that today, asked for her and told her she IS pregnant with my baby.SMHSaw this comingShes def out to mess things up for u since things aint going her wayDont know what to do now with this idiot girl.Ive really f*cked up. She has taken it on herself to ruin my f*ckin life now....She quit work last week. So was thinking thank f*ck.Last night, sitting in the pub...2 guys walk in -One of em - "Are you *****"Me - "Yeah why?"Them - "Watch ur back mate, this is coming from Carly (the girl)"Proceeds to show me some shitty penknife.Them - "I'm her brother, its good youve met me, you dont wanna meet my Dad"And he walks off.SMH & WTF :D Oh wowBe careful! karmas a bitchHope uve learnt ur lesson doe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 LMAO @ this entire thread.Tanner, you got everything you deserved IMO.If you play low don't expect to score high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Mac Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 LOL at some insignificant stupid f*cking prick coming to meHim: Watch your back mateMe: Watch your front and sides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandulous Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 If you must go bareback at least pull out brahInit thoughLike u cant get pregnant from pulling out. Pre cum ppl, pre cum swims just aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandulous Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 LOL at some insignificant stupid f*cking prick coming to meHim: Watch your back mateMe: Watch your front and sides Thats gon be my new saying, even tho I'll 4get it in a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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