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ive had enough of my mum always trying to throw salt in my game.....every time im with her and a sexy girl walks by watching me,,my mums always watching my boat to see if im lokking back....pisses me of!!today one girl must of watchin me and my mum damn near walked into a lampost trying to watch my boat :D in the car aswell when sehes driving and i see a nice female on the side of the orad....watching me while trying to drive at the saem time :D anyone else get this

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Thats not throwing salt in your game son.If you are still in a position where your mom escorts you/drvies you everywhere, nothing would come of those situations anyway.Lol @ thinking if you were in the car and the girl was staring at you, and your mom wasn't bothered you would somehow draw her?Good luck in your future endevours though.

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Shut the f*ck up. It's her job to make sure you don't come home with no babies or STD's. She's doing her job the best way she knows how. You should be thanking her that you don't have AIDS.

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Ignore your mum but respect your mum. YOU MUST NOT WATCH WOMEN WHILE WITH YOUR MUM. Remember, by nature your mum has to watch the woman your watching.

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Shut the f*ck up. It's her job to make sure you don't come home with no babies or STD's. She's doing her job the best way she knows how. You should be thanking her that you don't have AIDS.
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My mums alright with things like this but i do wish i had a brother or dad in the house with some of the sh*t thats gone on for me because half the time if i get home from a night out or somethin and wanna catch some joke about what happened or where ive been or whatever then i cant be doin that with me mumLast year though i kipped out at this girls after a night out and she scratched the f*ck outta my back durin sex and i didnt even clock on so i get home the next day, ive just got a pair of joggin bottoms on walkin round the house next thing my mum goes "what happened to your back joel?!" had to quickly think of a lie and said "the cat done it" and walked off quickly trying to avoid anymore questioning so yeah, i couldnt talk about them things but yeah my mum will have a bant with me if she see's a girl checkin me out when im with her

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My mums alright with things like this but i do wish i had a brother or dad in the house with some of the sh*t thats gone on for me because half the time if i get home from a night out or somethin and wanna catch some joke about what happened or where ive been or whatever then i cant be doin that with me mumLast year though i kipped out at this girls after a night out and she scratched the f*ck outta my back durin sex and i didnt even clock on so i get home the next day, ive just got a pair of joggin bottoms on walkin round the house next thing my mum goes "what happened to your back joel?!" had to quickly think of a lie and said "the cat done it" and walked off quickly trying to avoid anymore questioning so yeah, i couldnt talk about them things but yeah my mum will have a bant with me if she see's a girl checkin me out when im with her
the cat u kno lol, them animal attacks there.
When I walk with my mum... all eyes on her. :D
ahhh you got a cool mom

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My mums alright with things like this but i do wish i had a brother or dad in the house with some of the sh*t thats gone on for me because half the time if i get home from a night out or somethin and wanna catch some joke about what happened or where ive been or whatever then i cant be doin that with me mumLast year though i kipped out at this girls after a night out and she scratched the f*ck outta my back durin sex and i didnt even clock on so i get home the next day, ive just got a pair of joggin bottoms on walkin round the house next thing my mum goes "what happened to your back joel?!" had to quickly think of a lie and said "the cat done it" and walked off quickly trying to avoid anymore questioning so yeah, i couldnt talk about them things but yeah my mum will have a bant with me if she see's a girl checkin me out when im with her
the cat u kno lol, them animal attacks there.
When I walk with my mum... all eyes on her. :D
ahhh you got a cool mom
lol MILF morelike

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She should be lucky your checking gyal.
lol and not one of them sons to think "where did i go wrong?"

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