SHITTING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S TOILETS

[Em Dott]

dnt think its a big thing to piss infront of my man tbh

Thats because you piss standing up.

[djbmc]

yh smaddz i hear u on that flushing as soon as the first bomb dropsthat way u dont have to simmer in the smell whilst cleaning urself up

i try this but it doesn't work

[Thizz]

SHITTING & READING >>>>> ______________.

[Natty]

SHITTING & READING >>>>> ______________.

[Uncle Man]

while we are on the subject:

Who in their right mind takes a sh*t in a nightclub??

The amount of times someone has done that while im out raving is unreal. Surely you would go before you leave your house.

It vexed me so much one time i actually jumped on the mic in the club to rant

maybe they done some coke or sutten

remember one time my boy took a sh*t in the alley outside a club b4 we went in i cudnt comprehend it

hes straight edge though

[Dejan Savicevic]

Some of my most introspective moments occur dropping a load still.

[Drift]

dunno how some of you can think/read when dropping the kids off at the pool.

[Supermalt]

dnt think its a big thing to piss infront of my man tbh

samiad are u f*ck*ng serious

some shameless sh*t

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

only in my own yard

[Grafter]

dnt think its a big thing to piss infront of my man tbh

samiad are u f*ck*ng serious

some shameless sh*t

never been a problem

after sex or if we happen to be in the bathroom at the same time

its just a wee

[Angelo]

Depends 2bh.

Being too comfortable too soon isn't a good thing.

Can imagine I probably wouldn't give a sh*t after a few years though.

[Black Ant]

really?

i dont see the big deal

[Skenghis Khan]

lol

its minor

plus its amusing making a girl laff when shes pissing, somehow their shits connected.

[Guest Intervention]

Wait

Did the breh call the flushing the sh*t twice technique

When you look back

see the titanic hasn't been sunk yet and flush again

...what else are you supposed to do?

Bait since he called it a technique he didnt always do it therefore he at one point left a STEAMING STOOL in the pool

[Greens]

Wait

Did the breh call the flushing the sh*t twice technique

When you look back

see the titanic hasn't been sunk yet and flush again

...what else are you supposed to do?

Bait since he called it a technique he didnt always do it therefore he at one point left a STEAMING STOOL in the pool

Man used to think you were only allowed one flush per sh*t. I can imagine the eureka moment in his head when he came up with the idea.

[Skola]

big for bumping this

[Guillermo Rigondeaux]

blocking up someone elses toilet with ur sh*t is not the one

i had 2 get the brush out and everything and it still wouldn't go i musta been in there 20 mins by now sweating

by a stroke of god i found a plunger above the cabinet and managed to unblock it

having to come out of that ordeal into a room full of people asking if ur OK cos uve been gone nearly half an hour is not a good look

[Guest M12 Part 2]

dnt think its a big thing to piss infront of my man tbh

samiad are u f*ck*ng serious

some shameless sh*t

never been a problem

after sex or if we happen to be in the bathroom at the same time

its just a wee

cs this but should only be done when ur both comfortable with each other

[SPEAK NO EVIL]

not a problem

[Thizz]

blocking up someone elses toilet with ur sh*t is not the one

i had 2 get the brush out and everything and it still wouldn't go i musta been in there 20 mins by now sweating

by a stroke of god i found a plunger above the cabinet and managed to unblock it

having to come out of that ordeal into a room full of people asking if ur OK cos uve been gone nearly half an hour is not a good look

BEEN THERE MATE.

AT A CHICKS YARD.

TOILET ALMOST OVERFLOODED.

I WAS SHITTING IT (NOT TRYING A sh*t JOKE)

LOL FUNNY LOOKING BACK I WAS IN A RIGHT STATE TRYNA SORT IT OUT WHERE WAS MARIO WHEN I NEEDED HIM I HELPED SAVE YOUR PRINCESS BITCH.

[bay_u]

havent done a number 2 at a chicks yard yet.... never really needed it apart from this one time... but she lives in kings cross so i went to the one in mac ds...

also i took a dump in a club once, i tried holding it in but could not jst wait...

toilet clerk thought i was doing drugs and called the f*ckin bouncers on me..

f*ck*ng banging on the toilet door, i opend it up bareface, still on the toilet doing my thing like 'do you mind mate, im taking a dump...'

[Thizz]

A NO WIPE SHIT IS ONE OF LIFES LITTLE PLEASURES.

[Kurtis]

boy

/

girl peeing is not an issue

[Soca Junkie]

dnt think its a big thing to piss infront of my man tbh

samiad are u fucking serious

some shameless shit

LOL... allow acting shy when you're a couple. It's only a wee

[Thizz]

SOCA YOU OWE ME A RAVE B