Rsonist Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Had a stinker the other night. Went out and got pretty drunk, got speaking to this girl, ended up taking her home. Dont know how, well i kinda do, pillow talk but was still blitzed during it. Mentioned i had a girlfriend, even told this slag her name.Now what happens when i get home from work today, get a txt from my girlfriend saying, "go on my facebook when you get home".Go on her facebook, and what do i see, this girl has left a message saying, "i f*cked your boyfriend last night".SMHIm playing innocent, but my bird aint buying it.This slag went home added my girlfriend and then proceeded to do this.ffsIm screwed huh? 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Pissed /LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 if she can describe Your house/bedroom, You're screwed. deny it to the death tho, just in case there's hope. admitting it will only help Your girl decide it's over for definite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Had a stinker the other night. Went out and got pretty drunk, got speaking to this girl, ended up taking her home. Dont know how, well i kinda do, pillow talk but was still blitzed during it. Mentioned i had a girlfriend, even told this slag her name.Now what happens when i get home from work today, get a txt from my girlfriend saying, "go on my facebook when you get home".Go on her facebook, and what do i see, this girl has left a message saying, "i f*cked your boyfriend last night".SMHIm playing innocent, but my bird aint buying it.This slag went home added my girlfriend and then proceeded to do this.ffsIm screwed huh?HOW CAN SHE FIND? 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drift Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 LAWL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 this gives a whole new meaning to parred by a slosh 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 You completely failed. (And it serves you right for cheating, bit you right on your backside) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Don't believe this for some reason but LMFAO none the less. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Don't watch all the lol'ers cuzKeep doing your thing G 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Play the "if you dont trust me then there's no point of this relationship" card, trust make her feel bad for not believing you...70% chance it will work if done properly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Had a stinker the other night. Went out and got pretty drunk, got speaking to this girl, ended up taking her home. Dont know how, well i kinda do, pillow talk but was still blitzed during it. Mentioned i had a girlfriend, even told this slag her name.Now what happens when i get home from work today, get a txt from my girlfriend saying, "go on my facebook when you get home".Go on her facebook, and what do i see, this girl has left a message saying, "i f*cked your boyfriend last night".SMHIm playing innocent, but my bird aint buying it.This slag went home added my girlfriend and then proceeded to do this.ffsIm screwed huh?You don't come in L&L much but when you do, its f*ck*ng gold :D/ the astroid as hit bruv.... damage controla begging on your knees ting pleading.. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 What a terrible shame. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Play the "if you dont trust me then there's no point of this relationship" card, trust make her feel bad for not believing you...70% chance it will work if done properlyThat will only work if your girls a mug, imo.Men are so defensive, she will expect you to deny it till the cows come home and this will anger and upset her even more. The fact your lying on top of another lie is digging yourself a deep hole.If you felt bad about it i would come clean, explain what happened, why it happened and how sorry you are..If you think shes leaving you anyway then theres your chance to save it.Truth>Lies 3 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 LMAO @ Blackstreet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 bluuuuud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Play the "if you dont trust me then there's no point of this relationship" card, trust make her feel bad for not believing you...70% chance it will work if done properlyThat will only work if your girls a mug, imo.Men are so defensive, she will expect you to deny it till the cows come home and this will anger and upset her even more. The fact your lying on top of another lie is digging yourself a deep hole.If you felt bad about it i would come clean, explain what happened, why it happened and how sorry you are..If you think shes leaving you anyway then theres your chance to save it.Truth>LiesLol @ this crock of garbage.Deny it til you're blue in the face and keep lying until it blows up in your face i.e the two girls are THERE in your face.F*ck is wrong with these bitches giving advice. The 2010 woman will do one of two things in this situation:Dash him.F*ck out on him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 if u have a brother or a close breh that fits ur general description then u need to shift blame to him and tell her u were not involved u just let them do their ting at ur place. ur a mug with two handles mate, how did u even let this happen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Play the "if you dont trust me then there's no point of this relationship" card, trust make her feel bad for not believing you...70% chance it will work if done properlyThat will only work if your girls a mug, imo.Men are so defensive, she will expect you to deny it till the cows come home and this will anger and upset her even more. The fact your lying on top of another lie is digging yourself a deep hole.If you felt bad about it i would come clean, explain what happened, why it happened and how sorry you are..If you think shes leaving you anyway then theres your chance to save it.Truth>Liesif there's a chance, surely it's because she's not definite he's cheated?if he admits it, she now is and leaves him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Thats awesome.Mega fail. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Don't watch all the lol'ers cuzKeep doing your thing G RBG ALL DAY!!!+u baited full name?? [Flirta] 'thats just fewlish' [Flirta] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 if u have a brother or a close breh that fits ur general description then u need to shift blame to him and tell her u were not involved u just let them do their ting at ur place. ur a mug with two handles mate, how did u even let this happen even told this slag her name.is how shouldnt have given Your own real name, or Your girl's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted May 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Lench, i know. Too much jagar in the system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardie 2.0 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 this gives a whole new meaning to parred by a slosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 The other day I handed in a paper copy of an essay but forgot to submit the electronic copy.I described that incident as the ultimate self-sheg.I stand corrected.You're screwed. If she's got an inch of sense she'll dump you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsonist Posted May 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 If she's got an inch of sense she'll dump you.f*ck off. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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