THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Yoshie]

Could not go there second

[time_bomb]

20 or so non-office d*cks already been there whats the difference?

[Kurtis]

different when you gotta see both of them everyday

[Haze-e]

Lol. Theres couple man in my workplace who have shared company p*ssy.

 

Normal tbh.

[The Infamous]

Lol. Theres couple man in my workplace who have shared company p*ssy.

 

Normal tbh.

this was funny

 

/

 

yeah you cant be upset about something that aint yours. 

[JOHN DOE]

Could not go there second

 

you looking for a gf mate?

[Lieutenant]

20 or so non-office d*cks already been there whats the difference?

Lol trass

[Yoshie]

Could not go there second

you looking for a gf mate?

Wouldn't want to dive in after my work buddy just dug out. Preferences are preferences, do you

[The Somalian]

Moved to this posh ting she wernt having a bar. Kinda pissed off about it.

Oh well got a link for tomorrow any how down west end should be fun

[Thizz]

Was in Manchester all weekend, god them people are backwards.

[R1.]

lol wot happened?

[Thizz]

Just little things bro, was in some pub on Sunday bout to have a carvery asked for a blackcurrant and lemonade the bitch put the lemonade in first then the blackcurrant?

[Nola D]

Just little things bro, was in some pub on Sunday bout to have a carvery asked for a blackcurrant and lemonade the bitch put the lemonade in first then the blackcurrant?

 

lmao, i thought u were gonna drop some politics about the community and shit, i understand why this irked you tho.

[The Infamous]

had some heated argument with a aunt after she drops you should die i wouldnt even say rip, your a lowlife etc etc 

 

 

the way i started cussing her down when I heard this was emotional

 

duno who she thinks she is speaking me to me like that ur not my mum i will call you a hoe bareface no qualms

 

especially as you were on some crazy beef shit with my mum when I was a kid. you think you settle differences and everything is forgotten NAH 

 

needless to say she left my house crying smh

 

/

 

im not even thinking properly 

 

i need to go out 

[Captain Planet]

Ah ah

man called aunty a hoe

Didn't give a flying fufu

[Captain Planet]

Why are my posts all mangled and dangled to the side just like I never wore no kangol

[Supernova]

Office Party jst gone

Got too fucked and made an exit before things got peak, didnt bang, but someone banged target number 1..

 

The frustration with myself is emosh

 

 

Tried to rationalise it "who really wants to bang someone in the office anyway"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me

 

that PAIN

 

if man knew you wanted to bang he's gonna be lookin at you with that look that says "yeaaaah G, I violated youre ting"

Haha, nah nobody knew. Keep that stuff to myself office talk spreads fast!

 

Stil even if he did know, you can't shotgun di poompz

 

lol its gonna burn everytime you see her

 

some other nigga planted the flag while you were still on the expedition, the conquest aint gonna be the same

 

 

fam i dont think you get it

 

its anyones p*ssy

 

why would man burn over p*ssy that dont belong to him?

This

 

if i was working on hittin suttum and someone got there first id be pissed tbh

 

could go there second but it just wouldnt be the same

 

i dunno, maybe its just me

 

I wasn't working on hitting it, she was at the Xmas doo, looked sexy decided I wanted to bang, I didn't someone else did casj

 

20 or so non-office d*cks already been there whats the difference?

 

I am not looking an office romance, just a sexy chick from the office I wanted to have sex with

 

It don't burn, props to the guy spudded him, still chat to the chick 

 

If the opportunity presented itself I would beat and compare notes with the guy...

[The Infamous]

Ah ah man called aunty a hoe Didn't give a flying fufu

well i think if the person says hurtful disrespectful shit about you. no matter their status in the family they can get it back

 

its straight like that 

[JOHN DOE]

Ah ahman called aunty a hoeDidn't give a flying fufu

'Flying fufu'.

I'm in tears

[The Infamous]

anti vent grafted and found a door security job at a bar/cloob

 

vent i havent purchased SIA badge paid for course out of my own pocket.. must purchase now but its xmas and that takes 5-6 weeks anyways to get the bird told me which is the vent 

[Vertigo]

Getting home just as the postman is delivering your amazon packages. 

 

Would have been pissed if I missed that one.

[Kurtis]

I just realised, I don't think I've ever even been vaccinated for anything...

Didn't even get my bcg form signed

[The Somalian]

Payed £700 in bills not even left my yard yet. Downside of having your own yard

[shower]

Haven't got my girls Christmas present and I dont get paid until Christmas eve and finish work at 4:30 lol gonna be a tense Monday

[Guest chap44uns]

Haven't got my girls Christmas present and I dont get paid until Christmas eve and finish work at 4:30 lol gonna be a tense Monday

here's a thought

Get it on ur break