The funny thing is when i buy i ticket i tell myself that i aint winning sh*t but secretly i believe that its finally my time. i lust and dream of all the things i would do with my winnings. Thinking about how much i would divide amongst my family, and all the family members i would shun. The penthouses across the globe, especially in miami or the house on the hills of monte carlo occupied by my french link who doesn't speak english, so when i visit all she does is cook and f*ck me. Having regular trips to Las Vegas and South America with my day one niggas, shopping in beverly hills with my day one chick and eating foreign food that we can't pronounce. Living in Switzerland so i don't have to give a penny back to the queen and the pikeys. But still having the heart to give back to the community i came from and create a private boarding school of excellence designed for deprived children in the ends so they can prosper and become great. After some time i would receive a noble prize before the age of 25..
Then reality kicks in that i am a university student and i'm not winning sh*t.
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need to cop my ticket on way home
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Hank Moody
10 bag dont go far theses days
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Mizchif
Hank spends 10 bags on leather interiors for his whip these times.
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Thizz
#ThingsHankSpends10BagsOn
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Ari Gold
Rolled over again
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Kurtis
yeah i knew not to play/thought it was Saturday today
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Lieutenant
Yeah Tuesday is the day
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Kurtis
while everyones distracted by this imma wint he normal lottery
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Yung bawse
told you already, has to get to 180 then an old retired couple with no kids from brighton going to win
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Kurtis
alright
jeez
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Yung bawse
why you getting stressed bro?
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The funny thing is when i buy i ticket i tell myself that i aint winning sh*t but secretly i believe that its finally my time. i lust and dream of all the things i would do with my winnings. Thinking about how much i would divide amongst my family, and all the family members i would shun. The penthouses across the globe, especially in miami or the house on the hills of monte carlo occupied by my french link who doesn't speak english, so when i visit all she does is cook and f*ck me. Having regular trips to Las Vegas and South America with my day one niggas, shopping in beverly hills with my day one chick and eating foreign food that we can't pronounce. Living in Switzerland so i don't have to give a penny back to the queen and the pikeys. But still having the heart to give back to the community i came from and create a private boarding school of excellence designed for deprived children in the ends so they can prosper and become great. After some time i would receive a noble prize before the age of 25..
Then reality kicks in that i am a university student and i'm not winning sh*t.
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JLovely
So true. Sit there with my fam discussing who would get and who wouldn't. Where we'd buy property etc.
Sad, sad times
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Flat Eric
spent £10 on 5 tickets
knew i wouldnt win anything, was about to c/s the hipsters post
but then an email pops up
im just thinking...probably just won some small small £2 like what usually happens
so i go online to check ....
boy
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Black.
its so fixed. the money they are making
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Ari Gold
All you niggas who think it's fixed have you ever watched a lottery draw? They have no control over the numbers that fall
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Black.
i wouldn't put it pass them
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Kurtis
lol how?
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zlastboss
lol the odds are so much in their favor they dont need to cheat
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JOHN DOE
I would love to know the profit margins
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dub
The UK company Camelot (that runs the lottery) is "non-profit", but they pay themselves big wages.
I haven't really read much into it but the way these organizations work I imagine there's a bit of bribery that influences where the charity funds go.
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Yoshie
Yeah lottery is fixed, magnets and shit
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