imhim Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 on the ipad 2, sickest thing eva...paly games surf the net, post on here loool loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 On the bog I shake me ass Pop a plop Hear it drop Everyfin u do me ima do u back Gal a weh me do u make me do me dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time. This is epic btw Pos brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 dunno but anyone else but it was kinda instinctive tbh / singing "on my toilet" in the melody of coo coo cals "in my projects" / bing search is so shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esquilax Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time. This is epic btw Pos brb Also massaging your pelvic region from the outside in helps a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Why would you want to shit faster, that's the only time of the day I get to gather my thoughts 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Bunch of guys sitting on the toilet rocking back and forth and massaging their pelvic regions yeah? Fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Bunch of guys sitting on the toilet rocking back and forth and massaging their pelvic regions yeah? Fucking hell. / bring my phone in and play max b 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 oh yeah at work its a different story on the morning after a night out i might go to the toilet for a cheeky nap in a cubicle imagine people come to use the urinals and hear a guy snoring tho I use to do that until one day called a resus team for me took me out on a wheelchair had to see doctor and everything most embarrassing thing ever Must of been sleeping in the toilet for 2 hours and never responded when they were knocking on the door in the toilet now I just go to the quiet area where people pray for a snooze now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Thus is a proper wierd question i know, but how do wipe your arse, do you do it sat down towards your gentials or stood up wiping towards your back? Reason i ask is because i remember one guy telling me once that only women wipe stood up, so they don't get shit in there p*ssy, i found it hilarous but am just curious to know other peoples opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O.Man Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time. This is epic btw Pos brb Also massaging your pelvic region from the outside in helps a lot I didn't request further input 'brah'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 I have to b full naked including socks off Then I may text ppl or count the squares in the tiles Ahh you know dem way dere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Thus is a proper wierd question i know, but how do wipe your arse, do you do it sat down towards your gentials or stood up wiping towards your back? Reason i ask is because i remember one guy telling me once that only women wipe stood up, so they don't get shit in there p*ssy, i found it hilarous but am just curious to know other peoples opinions. wip away from gens, use wipes if possible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 pmsl OK my participation in this thread is over 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 stand up and wipe that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 lol at wiping towards your genitals what are these words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARVELL Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 standing up with the lean leg is not the one....happened to me last week WHO'S DROPPED THEIR PHONE IN THE TOILET...CONFESS.. #1 OR 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 Wiping towards genitals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 hey guys let's not talk about how we wipe our arses yeh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Mar Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 standing up with the lean leg is not the one....happened to me last week WHO'S DROPPED THEIR PHONE IN THE TOILET...CONFESS.. #1 OR 2 frgvf bfd vb vc MAN DROPPED THE XFACTOR PHONE AFTER I TOOK A SHIT THE PHONE USED TO LIGHT UP!! MAN WAS RAGING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 standing up with the lean leg is not the one....happened to me last week WHO'S DROPPED THEIR PHONE IN THE TOILET...CONFESS.. #1 OR 2 asdfD Sd df fg g x xz x Ive done it before emosh. takin a piss had earphones in. Reciting giggs put phone on top of toilet top. Start day dreaming. Finish up flush and step to the side and turn on the tap. ... PLOP. Music cut. Tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted October 13, 2011 Report Share Posted October 13, 2011 If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time. This is epic btw Pos brb I wouldn't necessarily say rocking back and forth... but leaning back with a slight angle helps the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.