on the toilet...

[imhim]

on the ipad 2, sickest thing eva...paly games surf the net, post on here loool

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.....

[JLovely]

On the bog I shake me ass

Pop a plop

Hear it drop

Everyfin u do me ima do u back

Gal a weh me do u make me do me dat

[Captain Planet]

If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time.

This is epic btw

Pos

brb

[Skola]

dunno but anyone else but it was kinda instinctive tbh

/

singing "on my toilet" in the melody of coo coo cals "in my projects"

/

bing search is so shit

[Esquilax]

If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time.

This is epic btw

Pos

brb

Also massaging your pelvic region from the outside in helps a lot

[Fighting Weight]

[Mic Man]

Why would you want to shit faster, that's the only time of the day I get to gather my thoughts

[LemonGuy]

Bunch of guys sitting on the toilet rocking back and forth and massaging their pelvic regions yeah?

Fucking hell.

[Natty]

Bunch of guys sitting on the toilet rocking back and forth and massaging their pelvic regions yeah?

Fucking hell.

/

bring my phone in and play max b

[The Somalian]

oh yeah at work its a different story

on the morning after a night out i might go to the toilet for a cheeky nap in a cubicle

imagine people come to use the urinals and hear a guy snoring tho

I use to do that until one day called a resus team for me took me out on a wheelchair had to see doctor and everything most embarrassing thing ever

Must of been sleeping in the toilet for 2 hours and never responded when they were knocking on the door in the toilet now I just go to the quiet area where people pray for a snooze now

[serpent]

Thus is a proper wierd question i know, but how do wipe your arse, do you do it sat down towards your gentials or stood up wiping towards your back? Reason i ask is because i remember one guy telling me once that only women wipe stood up, so they don't get shit in there p*ssy, i found it hilarous but am just curious to know other peoples opinions.

[LemonGuy]

[O.Man]

[Captain Planet]

If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time.

This is epic btw

Pos

brb

Also massaging your pelvic region from the outside in helps a lot

I didn't request further input 'brah'.

[Im Broke]

I have to b full naked including socks off

Then I may text ppl or count the squares in the tiles

Ahh you know dem way dere.

[LevelLouie]

Thus is a proper wierd question i know, but how do wipe your arse, do you do it sat down towards your gentials or stood up wiping towards your back? Reason i ask is because i remember one guy telling me once that only women wipe stood up, so they don't get shit in there p*ssy, i found it hilarous but am just curious to know other peoples opinions.

wip away from gens, use wipes if possible

[Captain Planet]

pmsl

OK my participation in this thread is over

[JOHN DOE]

stand up and wipe that shit

[Aquaman]

lol at wiping towards your genitals

what are these words?

[MARVELL]

standing up with the lean leg is not the one....happened to me last week

WHO'S DROPPED THEIR PHONE IN THE TOILET...CONFESS.. #1 OR 2

[Guest haze-e]

Wiping towards genitals?

[djbmc]

hey guys let's not talk about how we wipe our arses yeh?

[Marly Mar]

standing up with the lean leg is not the one....happened to me last week

WHO'S DROPPED THEIR PHONE IN THE TOILET...CONFESS.. #1 OR 2

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MAN DROPPED THE XFACTOR PHONE AFTER I TOOK A SHIT

THE PHONE USED TO LIGHT UP!!

MAN WAS RAGING

[LevelLouie]

standing up with the lean leg is not the one....happened to me last week

WHO'S DROPPED THEIR PHONE IN THE TOILET...CONFESS.. #1 OR 2

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Ive done it before emosh.

takin a piss had earphones in.

Reciting giggs

put phone on top of toilet top.

Start day dreaming.

Finish up flush and step to the side and turn on the tap.

...

PLOP.

Music cut.

Tears.

[Soca Junkie]

If you rock back and forth, it can help stimulate the bowels. Save 70% of your time.

This is epic btw

Pos

brb

I wouldn't necessarily say rocking back and forth... but leaning back with a slight angle helps the process.