Eating p*ssy

[Lieutenant]

Piss in ass?

Yeah that's defo a checkmate moment

[Fighting Weight]

...you mean cheque please?

[Lieutenant]

Nah

Czech please

[Flojo]

My girl was scared the first time I put the chains and bars on her but now she is just resigned to the fact she has to pay

LMAO

 

 

 

 

 

if I was asked to piss in a girls bum hole ill piss all up in there. Why should I care

 

 

Not about being into it, she just caught me really off guard and my mind was confused as to what she just said, didn't handle it how I should've

 

Was out-deeved 

 

 

 I"m crying

[Benicio del Toney]

My girl was scared the first time I put the chains and bars on her but now she is just resigned to the fact she has to pay

 

lol wtf

[The Flyest]

after reading the last few pages

 

turns out i'm not as deeved as i thought i was once

[The Flyest]

once was*

[Da Luv Doc]

Need a wife who's a freak (but not on anal).

[imhim]

after reading the last few pages

 

turns out i'm not as deeved as i thought i was once

 

 

im pretty low on the deev scale tbh

IVE NEVER ASKED A GIRL TO DO ANAL... JUST SOUNDS DISGUSTING AND I DONT THINK U CAN JUST DO ANAL LIKE THAT... I MEAN WHAT IF THEYVE GOT UNDISCLOSED SHIT STILL IN THEIR RECTUM...

 

NA NA SAFE

[JOHN DOE]

did u get yourself tested after that tranny brained you?

[Wavant]

LOL facking hell this place 

 

So who aint eating? 

[Michel Kane]

Piss in the ass?

You man, seriously...

[imhim]

did u get yourself tested after that tranny brained you?

just concentrate on figuring out how to hide your chats from your female master

[The Flyest]

imhim made john sign a non-disclosure agreement imo

 

the canary wolf business knowledge

[imhim]

the NCNDA deh

[Yoshie]

Must be brothers / cousins or something.

Don't get why John will belittle the guy yet not spill the true facts

[15th side of east]

She squirted on your tongue?

Fam.

You completed the game. All the bosses, bonus missions, even beat the Weapons, Final Fantasy 7 style.

Fack.

LMFAO

Not on my tongue directly

Mouth in general

Shit made me feel over loose

[15th side of east]

The girl still bells me begging for it

I have however moved on

She told her bredrins too

1 of whom I wanted to wife

The event wiv squirty bitch however,led to my hubby status being somewhat frowned upon

[15th side of east]

If ur over 21 and not done the dishes

Shame on u

[Lens]

Off topic but seeing as the main deevs are active;

 

If you man were having pre-sex talk about with a girl and she said 

 

''I want you to piss in my ass''

 

What would you say? Just out of interest

these opportunities don't come often enough for me to say no.

 

would do it after the beat, with my clothes on, ready to leave, in her premises only, and never contact her again.

 

 

[Lens]

My girl was scared the first time I put the chains and bars on her but now she is just resigned to the fact she has to pay

 

 

do you ever think that sometimes when youre having sex she's imagining a chick with a strap on?

 

Dave...

   

 

this thread has some statements in it, needs to either become a sticky or a hall of famer

 

[Lieutenant]

Off topic but seeing as the main deevs are active;

If you man were having pre-sex talk about with a girl and she said

''I want you to piss in my ass''

What would you say? Just out of interest

these opportunities don't come often enough for me to say no.

ffs

[Kurtis]

 

Off topic but seeing as the main deevs are active;

If you man were having pre-sex talk about with a girl and she said

''I want you to piss in my ass''

What would you say? Just out of interest

these opportunities don't come often enough for me to say no.

ffs

 

deev 2.0

[Heero Yuy]

Woodpeckers undsiputed IBF heavyweight deev title looks like it has some contenders

[Captain Planet]

might even do that this week

 

need to work out a way to make it look like i did it accidentally

 

Just tell her u dont usually disco dance

 

but your mouth just arrived there by chance

 

been on the grind all day etc...