underwriter Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 2 years till mine becomes spent ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted July 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Spent convictions have to be declared if you are applying for a job in financeDepends who you work for tbhWas most definately squeaky bum time for me Didn't declare unspent convictions and one of my convictions spent the same week the DBS check got ran was thanking Jesu the ting took the full 2 weeks for them to process Even had to use my middle name at work as a precautionary measure incase one of my colleagues ever tries to google search me because it would be a WRAP if the lie I'm living ever gets unearthed Was still shitting myself the first 3 months thinking I was getting fired any time my line manager called me into the office Also had to give 5 years employment history, credit checks, give 3 years worth of bank statements and proof of address sh*t was skressful A mate of mine was interviewing some lad, 5 minutes before he came in, he googled his name. The first hit was a Daily Mail,article about how he worked at HSBC and stole people's deets to set up bullshit benefits accounts. Needless to say he didn't get the job./A lad I know got sacked from UBS for, on his application, he put his resist A Level result down rather than the original one (knowingly) as they're only interested in your initial result and got the job. 2 months in & his MD comes over and tells him to pack his sh*t and leave. It took HR 2 months to run a background check and they still got rid of him Rah How did they even find that out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Gekko Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Spoke to his college to follow up on the results that he'd quoted and they didn't match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underwriter Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 do NOT mess with FCA companies a beg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF S4DK Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'm in the process of gaining my own full FCA authorisation, it is one long process and headache tbh. I dread to think how much they look into your shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PascalMoriarty Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Fucking hell that many people on here have spent convictions! A collective Vip2 CRB check would be a madness it would seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 When I joined my company, which is a FTSE 100 company, I got an email saying they needed to complete a background check. I was shitting it because I lied about grades, but once I started completing it I realised they only went five years back so my grades weren't even relevant. Completely caught me off guard though and made me realise how serious the company was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Gekko Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Yeah, Security Watchdog I believe is the main one a lot of MNEs use and that asks you for a extensive background information but they only actually confirm the last 5 years so if anyone ever has to fill in Security Watchdog stuff then bare it in mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 i was allegedly a brilliant student my experience trumps everything now, when you get to that sweet spot>> Edit: Security Watchdog didn't leave me alone, chased at silly times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted July 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I remember sitting in my old work canteen on my lunch with a table of about 12 people. Over half had been inside from armed robbery to drugs to one stabbing. No crb done. Up until that point I thought companies were serious about them, especially one of the biggest names in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dub Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 depends the sort of position they'd be put in would probably look bad if they were prejudice without reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Ferguson Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Spoke to his college to follow up on the results that he'd quoted and they didn't match Can't believe he even had to ask the question. It's definitely not a "rah" ting, and it's definitely a comment from someone who's never had a proper job i.e. one that leads to a career instead of asbestos poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandizi Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I remember sitting in my old work canteen on my lunch with a table of about 12 people. Over half had been inside from armed robbery to drugs to one stabbing. No crb done. Up until that point I thought companies were serious about them, especially one of the biggest names in the UK. thats got to be either a retail job,or they were cleaners 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted July 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I remember sitting in my old work canteen on my lunch with a table of about 12 people. Over half had been inside from armed robbery to drugs to one stabbing. No crb done. Up until that point I thought companies were serious about them, especially one of the biggest names in the UK.thats got to be either a retail job,or they were cleaners Yep was retail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizchif Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I'm a good yout so no convictions, I ain't gotta lie on my CV (anymore) I highly recommend lying on your CV though. Or not lying but fudging a bit here and there. Actually, don't lie on your CV. Yeah it's stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Ferguson Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I remember sitting in my old work canteen on my lunch with a table of about 12 people. Over half had been inside from armed robbery to drugs to one stabbing. No crb done. Up until that point I thought companies were serious about them, especially one of the biggest names in the UK. thats got to be either a retail job,or they were cleaners ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Probably john lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLEAZE BALL Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I highly doubt it's John Lewis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 my first day at morrisons, there was a sign on the door saying 'anymore drug use will result in the male changing rooms being locked' smh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 I highly doubt it's John LewisWhyI have seen some dust in there a couple times. Stratford especially. Heard that store is notorious for theft from staff and all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niall Ferguson Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 I highly doubt it's John LewisWhyI have seen some dust in there a couple times. Stratford especially. Heard that store is notorious for theft from staff and all LOL Man's just talking about Bane like he ain't here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 some bird i used to work with had to work there for a bit, got told by her boss to change how she talks as it was too posh and the staff were bitching about her constantly. the manager asked one of the nicer staff members to teach her some slang. i swear down this is true, i was in bits when she told me loool 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QPR Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Spent convictions have to be declared if you are applying for a job in finance Depends who you work for tbh Was most definately squeaky bum time for me Didn't declare unspent convictions and one of my convictions spent the same week the DBS check got ran was thanking Jesu the ting took the full 2 weeks for them to process Even had to use my middle name at work as a precautionary measure incase one of my colleagues ever tries to google search me because it would be a WRAP if the lie I'm living ever gets unearthed Was still shitting myself the first 3 months thinking I was getting fired any time my line manager called me into the office Also had to give 5 years employment history, credit checks, give 3 years worth of bank statements and proof of address sh*t was skressful Well shiiiiiiiiiiit..... if everyone's out there telling cool stories, then i'm going to start adding a few to my CV Bruv Everything on my CV is a lie apart from the 3 months I was working my first ever job back in 2012 EVERYTHING How did you get last the 5 year employment history? Theyd have had to check you bank account as well init? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLEAZE BALL Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Couple guys I know that own their own companies forwarded me the emails my employer sent them I filled out the reference and sent it back to my guys They then sent that on to my employer from their hr email I made up the bank statements on photoshop And for the period I said I was doing my degree I got a ref from a lecturer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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