Seydou Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Revs the winner here Ffs Eastenders and table tennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Rah Miz that sounds mad. / Re stand up. Yea that's kind of what it is. It's for the devs to find out what everyone is up to and if anyone is blocked, or if you need to ask for help with something, etc. The one thing it's not is a way for the managers, PO, BA to keep track of people and man manage, etc. agile teams are supposed to be self managing Don't really see how it's pretentious myself tbh. / Revs is winning though. The jokers I work with, if we had table tennis or anything like that no work would ever get done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Reds Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________ keep that shit in your own household ffs 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underwriter Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 youve got to have bants at work got to i havent got that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Revs the winner here Ffs Eastenders and table tennis come like mine free food and drinks plus a bit of time crisis Night shift freedom >>_____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greens Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________ keep that sh*t in your own household ffs If you gotta go, you gotta go. Allow holding it in like you're back at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Truss all holding your shit in damaging your insides worrying about a next man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Take couple shits at work standard. what did freak me out wAs when a next company moved in next door. Shared toilets with us. Them man come into the toilet with no shoes no socks on. Super grim. I'm all for the shorts and tshirt to work vibe. But that is next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underwriter Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 if i shit and its longer than 10/15 mins i will ALWAYS come downstairs with a cup of coffee to style it out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Them man come into the toilet with no shoes no socks on. Super grim. Couple guys at my work went in with socks but no socks... maybe they dont want soggy socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Thats just nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 nfsdfnsdkfkf people take shoes off to shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I take my top off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I take my top off. i dunno why i find this funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yung bawse Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I take my top off. i dunno why i find this funny. Don gets Amp'd up for a shit pmsl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I take my top off. This Shit completely naked wherever I am 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afroman Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Rah, you man are really on that coffee wave Monday (home) -Admin. prepare Weekly planner & Report and gather and put together training content for clients Tuesday- Friday - Field based account client visit. Travelling (driving, flights or train). Just have bant's on Whatsapp group with other colleagues through the day. Office - one or twice a fortnight. Usually, Just say hi to the IT manager and the marketing lot. Then it's straight to the meeting room and crack on with the agenda for the quarter or month. Not really a fan of the office environment at all. Ours is so tense and all. Event weeks are the best. We Just get to play with other competitors products and get tons of goodies ( gadgets etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 5:30am - De-activate alarm, check last nights take ins etc 5:45am - Staff comes in, tell her to make me coffee, have a morning cig, get feel ups if im lucky 6:00am - Open up, deal with customers etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meticulous Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________ keep that sh*t in your own household ffs If you gotta go, you gotta go. Allow holding it in like you're back at school. nah but people here are talking about taking a sh*t at work first thing as part of their routine how about you sh*t an hour earlier at home and have your shower right after. ytf would you shower, get ready and then have a sh*t? i used to walk into work in the morning and think 'ffs, what PRICK stank out the toilets/changing room this f*cking early?!' mid-morning onwards, cool. 1st thing in the f*cking morning tho bruv, what the f*ck especially if i wanted to piss as well. gets me vex thinking about it, f*ck all you d*ckheads 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I sympathise with said outrage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underwriter Posted August 27, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 i do at home, have a shower etc... soon as i leave and get to work it comes out again ffs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 You clwons that come too work to take shits <<<<<_________ keep that sh*t in your own household ffs If you gotta go, you gotta go. Allow holding it in like you're back at school. nah but people here are talking about taking a sh*t at work first thing as part of their routine how about you sh*t an hour earlier at home and have your shower right after. ytf would you shower, get ready and then have a sh*t? i used to walk into work in the morning and think 'ffs, what PRICK stank out the toilets/changing room this f*cking early?!' mid-morning onwards, cool. 1st thing in the f*cking morning tho bruv, what the f*ck especially if i wanted to piss as well. gets me vex thinking about it, f*ck all you d*ckheads being paid to shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meticulous
nah but people here are talking about taking a sh*t at work first thing as part of their routine
how about you sh*t an hour earlier at home and have your shower right after. ytf would you shower, get ready and then have a sh*t?
i used to walk into work in the morning and think 'ffs, what PRICK stank out the toilets/changing room this f*cking early?!'
mid-morning onwards, cool. 1st thing in the f*cking morning tho bruv, what the f*ck
especially if i wanted to piss as well. gets me vex thinking about it, f*ck all you d*ckheads
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Badman
I sympathise with said outrage
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underwriter
i do at home, have a shower etc...
soon as i leave and get to work
it comes out again ffs...
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Nidge Weasle
being paid to shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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