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Black people all over the world celebrated Obama's victory long into the night on Tuesday.It was okay for them but the rest of us had jobs to go to in the morning!Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?He choked on his own Vimto.Feminists; if only they put all that passion into their cooking.A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again. All the positions; everything!"His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?""No, I couldn't find her head."sickipedia is the one when leaaan

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i am currently sitting in a Travelodge somewhere between Nottingham and Birmingham, drinking Guinness and chatting to a bunch of South Hampton Slosh Pots who are in their pajamasi am about to move from the Guinness Draughts on to the Guinness Foreign Extras (Nigerian, Dublin ones woulda been forst choice)everything about this night is random, if i get bored i have the opportunity to move back to my hotel room where my two room mates are watching Elvis Live in Las Vegas on DVD.life on tour tbh >>>>

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i am currently sitting in a Travelodge somewhere between Nottingham and Birmingham, drinking Guinness and chatting to a bunch of South Hampton Slosh Pots who are in their pajamasi am about to move from the Guinness Draughts on to the Guinness Foreign Extras (Nigerian, Dublin ones woulda been forst choice)everything about this night is random, if i get bored i have the opportunity to move back to my hotel room where my two room mates are watching Elvis Live in Las Vegas on DVD.life on tour tbh >>>>
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