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- spunked on a girl's face, she was in pain from how my spunk was burning her eyes like pepper...- fingered a girl in the dark only to realise that her wetness was actually her JUST coming on her period at that moment...- me doggying a girl so hard i made her juices splatter out and hit me in my eye...- one time i literally BUSSED A NUT!!!.....like i just came as normal, minutes later i was in pain, POP!!!...A BIG clod of sperm came out my d*ck, hard and small as a nut!!

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- spunked on a girl's face, she was in pain from how my spunk was burning her eyes like pepper...- fingered a girl in the dark only to realise that her wetness was actually her JUST coming on her period at that moment...- me doggying a girl so hard i made her juices splatter out and hit me in my eye...- one time i literally BUSSED A NUT!!!.....like i just came as normal, minutes later i was in pain, POP!!!...A BIG clod of sperm came out my d*ck, hard and small as a nut!!
LMFAOWTF.
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Any one ever ....
made a booty call whilst you feeinin after the club. She lets you in & it's dark as f*ck so you can't really see sh*t, and you go back to her room and start f*ck*ng.You're on top beating up some p*ssy, but you know how sometimes you need some leverage when you are f*ck*ng? So you feel a pillow against the wall by the bed, and start pushing it against the wall with your feet, so you could raise up in the p*ssy. It gives you some damn good results & youre glad the pillow just happened to be there.After you've nutted You look down and say, "oh sh*t! there is a kid in the bed with us!" she says "yeah, that's lil' Donte, my son"You was using lil' mans back for leverage while beating her p*ssy into submission..
lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!I've beat a gyal when her son was in the bed, but I knew he was there.AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAH!!!
Bruv, that is so differently f*cked up.You know how much that little boy wants to kill you? Right now he's plotting on some Slevin Kelevra/Sawyer style tip.
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- spunked on a girl's face, she was in pain from how my spunk was burning her eyes like pepper...- fingered a girl in the dark only to realise that her wetness was actually her JUST coming on her period at that moment...- me doggying a girl so hard i made her juices splatter out and hit me in my eye...- one time i literally BUSSED A NUT!!!.....like i just came as normal, minutes later i was in pain, POP!!!...A BIG clod of sperm came out my d*ck, hard and small as a nut!!
LMFAOWTF.
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- spunked on a girl's face, she was in pain from how my spunk was burning her eyes like pepper...- fingered a girl in the dark only to realise that her wetness was actually her JUST coming on her period at that moment...- me doggying a girl so hard i made her juices splatter out and hit me in my eye...- one time i literally BUSSED A NUT!!!.....like i just came as normal, minutes later i was in pain, POP!!!...A BIG clod of sperm came out my d*ck, hard and small as a nut!!
LMFAOWTF.
rotfllam
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- spunked on a girl's face, she was in pain from how my spunk was burning her eyes like pepper...- fingered a girl in the dark only to realise that her wetness was actually her JUST coming on her period at that moment...- me doggying a girl so hard i made her juices splatter out and hit me in my eye...- one time i literally BUSSED A NUT!!!.....like i just came as normal, minutes later i was in pain, POP!!!...A BIG clod of sperm came out my d*ck, hard and small as a nut!!
LMFAOWTF.
rotfllam
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SCSCVDSSVDVSVDDFB ND FULLY IN TEARS
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- one time i literally BUSSED A NUT!!!.....like i just came as normal, minutes later i was in pain, POP!!!...A BIG clod of sperm came out my d*ck, hard and small as a nut!!
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LMFAOman jus splooged out the cancer
:rofl:ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahadear o dear o me
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