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A man's in bed with his Thai girlfriend. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking hismanliness, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her, 'Why do you love doing that?'She replies: 'Because I really miss mine'.
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why did beyonce sing "to the left to the left"????????coz black people have no rights :D
HAHAWhat do black people and apples have in common in Mississippi?They both hang from trees.What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?Ali*dunno why i only remember racist jokes.
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guy walks into a pub, he's in an operating gown and he's dragging a drip with him, he's all pale and looks proper ill, he goes to the bar: "I'll have a pint please"The barman, intrigued, pours a pint and puts it down for the man who takes a looong gulp "aah that's good" he says "but u know i really shouldn't be drinking this...""why not?" replies the barman"i haven't got any money!"

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A little guy is sat at the bar, when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face.The thug says 'Thats kung fu from Japan'A bit later the thug smacks him again.The thug says 'Thats taekwon-do from Korea'The little guy gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later he returns and smacks the thug out cold.The little guy said to the barman 'When that c*nt wakes up, tell him that was a f*ck*ng shovel from BnQ'

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Nursery Rhymes 2008Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall, the structure of the wall was incorrect, so he won a grand with Claims Direct.Its raining, its pouring, oh sh*t, its global warming.Jack and Jill went into town, to fetch some chips and sweeties, he cant keep his heart rate down, and she has diabetes.Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white and wispy, then it caught foot and mouth disease, now its black and crispy.

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A bloke went out for a walk and sees a fit blonde on the cliff edge.'Are you going to jump' asks the bloke.'Yeah' replies the blonde.'Before you do, would you give me a blowjob' asks the bloke.So the blonde gives him the best blowjob hes ever had.'I can't believe with a talent like yours, you would want to kill yourself' says the bloke'I know but my parents just cant accept me dressing as a girl'

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A bloke went out for a walk and sees a fit blonde on the cliff edge.'Are you going to jump' asks the bloke.'Yeah' replies the blonde.'Before you do, would you give me a blowjob' asks the bloke.So the blonde gives him the best blowjob hes ever had.'I can't believe with a talent like yours, you would want to kill yourself' says the bloke'I know but my parents just cant accept me dressing as a girl'
Lol Billion
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An american hard gum walks into a pubwalks over to the worthers original thats reading a paper, and snatches it out of his hand, squares up to him and say "WHAT... IM AN AMERICAN HARDGUM...DO SOMETHING".... Th worthers original backs off..The hard gum then walks up to the chewit standing by the bar and slaps the pint out of his hand. Squares up to him and says "WHAT... IM AN AMERICAN HARDGUM...DO SOMETHING"A locket walks into the pub, and the hardgum immediately jumps over the bar, cowering like a puss...The bartender says, "Why r u shook, I thought u were 'ard"The hard gum replies... "YEA IM HARD..... BUTHE'S MENTHOL"
:lol::lol::lol:
What do you call a black man flying a plane?A pilot, you racist bastard.
speakin of pilots,i had the pleasure of flying with a Woman pilot for the 1st time ever last week...ive been on planes plenty of times before, never did i have the pleasure of being flown wit a woman pilot before.thought id share that wit u all
lol @ me expecting a joke at the end of this
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so theres a guy sitting at a bar drinking, hes had a fewthe barman says "mate i think youve had enough"the man replies "john im fine" so he goes to get off the stool, and falls flat on his facewith the aid of the stool and the bar, the man drags himself onto his feetonly to fall flat on his face againso once again he struggles to pull himself to his feet, determined to prove the barman that hes not drank himself leglessbut yet again he falls flat on his facenot to be outdone, he drags himself out of the bar, thinking some fresh air will help him find his feet againwith a number of similar failures out on the pavement, the man ends up dragging himself all the way home, up the stairs, and quietly slips into bed next to his wifethe following morning he wakes up to his wife angrily quizzing him:"you were out drinking again last nite werent you?""no", the man replies"your lying" the wife retaliates"im not i swear" the man tries to say convincingly"you know why i know your lying?" the wife asks"john foned and said you forgot your wheel chair again"
HIf*ckINLARIOUSLMFAO :lol::lol::lol:
Why do jews have big noses?Air is free.lolwut u mad?
Why do Jews have double glazing?So their kids cant hear the i.ce cream van :huh:
LOOOOOOOOOL
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