Trim Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "money dont grow on trees"[oldskool] those who cant hear will feel [/oldskool] :lol:never heard it myself but heard someone else get a violent sounding "you want me to give you something to cry about"Heard that so many timeshaha the mad stern voice they all use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 ''just pray and everything will be alright'':/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 farty man cyant even find a farkno idea what it means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Auntie: Give God your heart and gimme your backsideMe: Pops how come I never see you clean anything?Dad: Thats why I had kidsCuz: You gonna get what de duck get. What do de duck get? De duck get f*ck!Different cuz: They actually sold you a playstation 3 box with bricks in it... And you handed them money?!? Try take this thing for Mo' Money.Uncle: Next time you want to give your woman the goodwood make sure you put a sock in her mouth, me nah want to hear it.Many many more to comedid this happen to u? If it happened to me I wouldnt have been bennin so hard trust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChoccyLog Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 'Sense is not common'Heard that SO many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 'make hay while the sun shines''you couldnt organise a piss up in a fackin brewery''less haste more speed'me: whats for dinner mum?mum: meee!!!^^^that never gets old for her, all these yrs, an she still says it an larfs, bless her'you stay there, ur gna end up bare foot an bang belly'me and my sister have actually compiled a list of 'mums phrases' jus catchin purrre joke, we have 29 so far, addin as the days go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Auntie: Give God your heart and gimme your backsideCuz: You gonna get what de duck get. What do de duck get? De duck get f*ck!no offence but is ur cousin from barbados, i read it in that cornish accent, i duno y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Yo, I plan to live a life a-glamourLike my man Tony MontanaStand and pose in front of camerasWith my golden silk pajamas onSmoking havanas, drinking Don PThinking beyond deeper than Ghandi, while I'm in the DiamanteCounting my G's, I'm out to be a millionareDipped in gear, flickin' hundred dollar bills in the airOh yeah, Cuban Link is into getting benjaminsCuz if doesn't make dollars, then it doesn't make senseI represent, I'm in to be the king of New YorkWent from living in tenements to up in house resortsI'm the latino, that'll take you to war like Al PacinoEven De Niro know not to gamble in my casinoVino wanna rock, slaps, to dinners with mobstersI got sh*t locked from Prospect Ave. to the tropicsSitting on top of the world like the sunA living legend from the Bronx, second to none, unless it's Pun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Dont piss on me back and tell me its raining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WAVESURFER Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Yo, I plan to live a life a-glamourLike my man Tony MontanaStand and pose in front of camerasWith my golden silk pajamas onSmoking havanas, drinking Don PThinking beyond deeper than Ghandi, while I'm in the DiamanteCounting my G's, I'm out to be a millionareDipped in gear, flickin' hundred dollar bills in the airOh yeah, Cuban Link is into getting benjaminsCuz if doesn't make dollars, then it doesn't make senseI represent, I'm in to be the king of New YorkWent from living in tenements to up in house resortsI'm the latino, that'll take you to war like Al PacinoEven De Niro know not to gamble in my casinoVino wanna rock, slaps, to dinners with mobstersI got sh*t locked from Prospect Ave. to the tropicsSitting on top of the world like the sunA living legend from the Bronx, second to none, unless it's PunYeah, my mum says this all the time too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 from our list 1. They broke the mould when they made me6. You’ve got all the intelligence an no fackin common sense8. You’re too damn rank and out of order9. You chat too muckin fuch12. jingbangs: I’m not one of your jingbangs at school16. i dont want to see you for the BALANCE of the evening(balance u kno, what the hell!)17. you look like a grease monkey18. don’t make my monkey jump out 19. your monkey jumped out its tree20. what monkey ‘av ‘im give ‘im fren21. take mummy’s foolish advice27. I love you but I don’t like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaPiano Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 BLOODCLEAF - beefRASSKAFF - she smell like coffeeBASH FI PICKNEY - take the woman down an alleyRUSH TUP TIL FI TING SPROUSE OUT - keep going till she screams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "im going to beat ya till the white meat shows"lolmy mum's was "I'll beat you till you're crying blood". it's actually quite scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WAVESURFER Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 BLOODCLEAF - beefRASSKAFF - she smell like coffeeBASH FI PICKNEY - take the woman down an alleyRUSH TUP TIL FI TING SPROUSE OUT - keep going till she screams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "charity begins at home", i dont think my mum ever will stop saying that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Yo, I plan to live a life a-glamourLike my man Tony MontanaStand and pose in front of camerasWith my golden silk pajamas onSmoking havanas, drinking Don PThinking beyond deeper than Ghandi, while I'm in the DiamanteCounting my G's, I'm out to be a millionareDipped in gear, flickin' hundred dollar bills in the airOh yeah, Cuban Link is into getting benjaminsCuz if doesn't make dollars, then it doesn't make senseI represent, I'm in to be the king of New YorkWent from living in tenements to up in house resortsI'm the latino, that'll take you to war like Al PacinoEven De Niro know not to gamble in my casinoVino wanna rock, slaps, to dinners with mobstersI got sh*t locked from Prospect Ave. to the tropicsSitting on top of the world like the sunA living legend from the Bronx, second to none, unless it's PunYeah, my mum says this all the time too.f*ck OFFCuban link is dirtwas listeneing to that track 2 days agoPun>>>Cuban Link>Termanology>>>>>>>>the spic race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "im going to beat ya till the white meat shows"lolmy mum's was "I'll beat you till you're crying blood". it's actually quite scaryaye that is a threat and a half"all you do is PLEH PLEH PLEH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-T Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "im going to beat ya till the white meat shows" lolmy mum's was "I'll beat you till you're crying blood". it's actually quite scaryaye that is a threat and a half"all you do is PLEH PLEH PLEH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkman Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 BLOODCLEAF - beefRASSKAFF - she smell like coffeeBASH FI PICKNEY - take the woman down an alleyRUSH TUP TIL FI TING SPROUSE OUT - keep going till she screams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 My parents always say "Charity begins at home" and I use it all the time.My nan always told me not to pick my belly button dirt because a beetle will come out, it put me off right into my late teens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "im going to beat ya till the white meat shows" lolmy mum's was "I'll beat you till you're crying blood". it's actually quite scaryaye that is a threat and a half"all you do is PLEH PLEH PLEH" seriously tho some people needed to know that childline was not a myth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "im going to beat ya till the white meat shows" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "Dont pull chiney eyes if the wind blows wrong it will stick"lol, this one, kinda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Action Dan Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "always were a condom"You were told you've always been a condom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Yo, I plan to live a life a-glamourLike my man Tony MontanaStand and pose in front of camerasWith my golden silk pajamas onSmoking havanas, drinking Don PThinking beyond deeper than Ghandi, while I'm in the DiamanteCounting my G's, I'm out to be a millionareDipped in gear, flickin' hundred dollar bills in the airOh yeah, Cuban Link is into getting benjaminsCuz if doesn't make dollars, then it doesn't make senseI represent, I'm in to be the king of New YorkWent from living in tenements to up in house resortsI'm the latino, that'll take you to war like Al PacinoEven De Niro know not to gamble in my casinoVino wanna rock, slaps, to dinners with mobstersI got sh*t locked from Prospect Ave. to the tropicsSitting on top of the world like the sunA living legend from the Bronx, second to none, unless it's PunYeah, my mum says this all the time too.f*ck OFFCuban link is dirtwas listeneing to that track 2 days agoPun>>>Cuban Link>Termanology>>>>>>>>the spic raceYou knowNot sure about the whole spic race thing tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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