FaLOL: Mandem

[Numero001]

Quite a few times when I've been in a club off ends (Cardiff, Ipswich + So'ton are three which spring to mind). The way I wanted to beat one in So'ton but her man was on a cb'ing flex. Man must know I wasnt from round there, so 'llowin me his girl for the night isnt too much to ask, is it? One sexy girl called Nicole. Had some sick back-off for a white ting.Looking like a loner + sitting on a chair, next to the DJ box where your bredrin is playing = gyal always asking "Why arent you dancing?" Worked so many times

[Numero001]

TBH, no TTKK-flex.But J, knws the lvls. Bcs I'm blt lk dat.Holz at the kid.Smooches.

read this as bacon lettuce tomato no homswtf

TBH, I actually did mean Bacon Lettuce Tomato. Man just had the sexiest BLT sandwich known to nigger-kind.

Swear your slang/little phrases are amongst the worst. Fix upp.s. I swear I forget there is a L+L room

[FANTA]

never had a girl ask for my number upfront.but i'm quite oblivious to flirting more time, so wouldn't have the foggiest if they tried.

[Guest Logster]

Yep Wrote my name and number on a piece of paperWalked up to himStuffed it in his pocketWalked awayStill strong 1 yr 9 mths (Always get what I want )

Aww, thats nice.

[JLovely]

Quite a few times when I've been in a club off ends (Cardiff, Ipswich + So'ton are three which spring to mind). The way I wanted to beat one in So'ton but her man was on a cb'ing flex. Man must know I wasnt from round there, so 'llowin me his girl for the night isnt too much to ask, is it? One sexy girl called Nicole. Had some sick back-off for a white ting.Looking like a loner + sitting on a chair, next to the DJ box where your bredrin is playing = gyal always asking "Why arent you dancing?" Worked so many times

LOLThat one is bait!

[NO SUNSHINE]

Nope.....i am a very shy person.Init Mike Kane?!

You moved ME in college though, not the other way round. Argh, don't do this to me, you know how I get.

Come correct.

saying yr bars arent built for the war saying u turned up to a fundraising banquet with a packed lunch and a fishing rod dnt have that imosaying yr a loose cannon but yr firing blanks

LMAO @ all of that.

[Kaiser]

Quite a few times when I've been in a club off ends (Cardiff, Ipswich + So'ton are three which spring to mind). The way I wanted to beat one in So'ton but her man was on a cb'ing flex. Man must know I wasnt from round there, so 'llowin me his girl for the night isnt too much to ask, is it? One sexy girl called Nicole. Had some sick back-off for a white ting.Looking like a loner + sitting on a chair, next to the DJ box where your bredrin is playing = gyal always asking "Why arent you dancing?" Worked so many times

LOLThat one is bait!

sick*takes note*vip2 tips>>>>my parents

[Numero001]

Quite a few times when I've been in a club off ends (Cardiff, Ipswich + So'ton are three which spring to mind). The way I wanted to beat one in So'ton but her man was on a cb'ing flex. Man must know I wasnt from round there, so 'llowin me his girl for the night isnt too much to ask, is it? One sexy girl called Nicole. Had some sick back-off for a white ting.Looking like a loner + sitting on a chair, next to the DJ box where your bredrin is playing = gyal always asking "Why arent you dancing?" Worked so many times

LOLThat one is bait!

Groupie love by association is the one

[streets.]

Inside I'm likeBut to them I'm likeGive me the digits, c*nt.

LOL this sums it upDISCLAIMER-: I've never cheated in my life and I dont let girls move to me

[Dipset]

Yep Wrote my name and number on a piece of paperWalked up to himStuffed it in his pocketWalked awayStill strong 1 yr 9 mths (Always get what I want )

haha, thats big still

[Wavant]

shy hoes are deadout imo

[zlastboss]

happend at a wedding last niteshe said she seen me about and asked for numberthen txtme sayin i looked hot :Dshes nice lookin as wellpretty chuffed but i dunno

[DJSPARK]

lol at a wedding ukno

[Sergei Malatov]

yh im about to move to one ting at 4:56 todaybeen watching her for a while now still

[revs]

happend at a wedding last niteshe said she seen me about and asked for numberthen txtme sayin i looked hot :Dshes nice lookin as wellpretty chuffed but i dunno

liar

[zlastboss]

update*she works for agent Provocataur!!!!!nooooooooooooooooooooooiV KINDA JUS STARTED DATIN A NEW GIRL

[Guest Ivan Drago]

holla at ya boy

[SLEAZE BALL]

We get them easyBut if theyre too easyGive them airMust be a setup

[Colin Turnover]

Never happened to me.

[JDC]

most recently was when i was out shopping, but swear the girl was like 15-16, major disapointment but had to give her props for approaching me brazenlythen proceeded to bump into the same girl with her mates atleast 3 times afterwards then it started getting stupid shouting "oi give me your numbaaaaaaa" kinda bullshit

[Guest Logster]

Colin I dont believe you tbh.

[JLovely]

Colin I dont believe you tbh.

Init.

[djbmc]

I havent done it and I wouldn't either.

why not? girl i'm with now kept trying to hint that she liked me, me being the dozy twat i am never noticed, 3 years down the line she lost patience and just jumped on me- 4 years later we're still together.

I could tell someone I already know that I like them thts not so much a big deal, but to go to a stranger an stump up conversation i couldnt.

what if u saw wentworth miller?

ur kinda guy is he?

[JLovely]

I havent done it and I wouldn't either.

why not? girl i'm with now kept trying to hint that she liked me, me being the dozy twat i am never noticed, 3 years down the line she lost patience and just jumped on me- 4 years later we're still together.

I could tell someone I already know that I like them thts not so much a big deal, but to go to a stranger an stump up conversation i couldnt.

what if u saw wentworth miller?

ur kinda guy is he?

Yh hes nice.

[djbmc]

I havent done it and I wouldn't either.

why not? girl i'm with now kept trying to hint that she liked me, me being the dozy twat i am never noticed, 3 years down the line she lost patience and just jumped on me- 4 years later we're still together.

I could tell someone I already know that I like them thts not so much a big deal, but to go to a stranger an stump up conversation i couldnt.

what if u saw wentworth miller?

ur kinda guy is he?

Yh hes nice.

lol, was talking to sw9mm but thanks for letting me know.