CLOWN-ASS things women try to get you to do. And you rejected it...

[Fresh]

"come pick me up"

I get this so much.And I've had a few chicks that I've met out somewhere follow me back to my car with my boys, as if I'm taking them somewhere. I get to the car like "where you parked?" or "bell me tomorrow or something yeah".. "Cant I get a lift?".. "Nah I'm not even going your way uno." Thing is I'd probably drive em if they had the courtesy to ask first.

[DJSPARK]

"come pick me up"

I get this so much.And I've had a few chicks that I've met out somewhere follow me back to my car with my boys, as if I'm taking them somewhere. I get to the car like "where you parked?" or "bell me tomorrow or something yeah".. "Cant I get a lift?".. "Nah I'm not even going your way uno." Thing is I'd probably drive em if they had the courtesy to ask first.

lol dem ones

[Supernova]

Some girlWants to link meand I wanna link herminorhowevercos we have never had much extensive conversation she wants to double up with our friends....who are exes but sitll talkhow can she drop "where are u tkaing me on the double date"somewhere where they sell water free

[Kaiser]

a bitch named tashasaid I should get a piece of paper which says I love Tasha on it and pose on facebook/myspace lolwanted to deck her that was some offensive sh*t

[Angelo]

I made arrangements to go and see her at her halls.I turned up, said I was outside, she comes out, gets in the car, and says"I just need to go to Tesco's quickly" (bear in mind to get from Kings College campus, to the Tescos @ Elephant is a 5/10 minute drive at least in rush hour).Said "Alright cool", took the keys out the ignition, got out (she followed me getting out the car), and said you go, I'll meet you back here in 20, I'm getting some food. Deadlocked the car and walked off.Cheeky bitch.About I just need to go.Nah, you f*ck*ng ask me, in ADVANCE, if I would be so KIND as to drop you.For a punani fee.Everyone wants something for nothing ffs.

[Doug]

a bitch named tashasaid I should get a piece of paper which says I love Tasha on it and pose on facebook/myspace lolwanted to deck her that was some offensive sh*t

if any man did this my gosh!!!

[misst]

wow... didn't really know guys were that bothered about holding a girls purse whilst she used the toilet or whatever.Mind you, i remember a couple of weeks ago after a rave i went to, i saw some guy i know holding a girls purse and i did crack a joke about it.I wouldn't leave my bag with a dude anyway, i'd just give it to one of the girls if anything!

[Uncle Man]

forgive

[Stig]

this doesnt really happen to megirls dont talk to me

[Ego]

a bitch named tashasaid I should get a piece of paper which says I love Tasha on it and pose on facebook/myspace lolwanted to deck her that was some offensive sh*t

people still do that sh*t?!?

I made arrangements to go and see her at her halls.I turned up, said I was outside, she comes out, gets in the car, and says"I just need to go to Tesco's quickly" (bear in mind to get from Kings College campus, to the Tescos @ Elephant is a 5/10 minute drive at least in rush hour).Said "Alright cool", took the keys out the ignition, got out (she followed me getting out the car), and said you go, I'll meet you back here in 20, I'm getting some food. Deadlocked the car and walked off.Cheeky bitch.About I just need to go.Nah, you f*ck*ng ask me, in ADVANCE, if I would be so KIND as to drop you.For a punani fee.Everyone wants something for nothing ffs.

dgehgdghhdfdfgdd*shuts down laptop before he wakes up the whole house*

[Ego]

met one chick i was dealing wit at victoria coach station and she try say how shes gonna go wit her bredrins who were also thereshe also added that she wanted me to take her luggage back to mine like say my names geoffery or carltonneedless to say i went and bucked one next link in chelsea for a draw n foodbloody cheek...

[Wavant]

Outside Sound, Leceister Sq trying to win. Girl I know who was inside who I flirt with, sees me talking talking to a girl and effectively dun my dance (That story will be saved for another day). The girl I was talking to did not have it.So I'm stuck with this c*ck blocking bitch. The following made me so mad as I typed it however it was like therapy. Enjoy...Her - "Walk me to the casino. My friend is waiting for me to take me home"Me - "Where's your girls? I just see them a minute ago"Her - "I'm not going home with them, walk me please he's waiting"Me - Excuse me?Her - "Its only there" *Points to near KFC* "Come!"Me - "Nah nah, its cool" *I Start looking for the girl that I was talking to*Her - "See how you stay. If it was you I would follow"Me - "You just interupted me talking to that girl for me to walk you to some secret rendevouz point, where some yout is jamming waiting to smut you. ARE YOU DAMB?"Her - *Screws* "Listen, if you dont walk me you'll NEVER GET THIS *BITCH PUTS HER HANDS ON HER SIDE, BELOW HER BREAST AND GLIDES THEM DOWN TO HER HIPS*Me - :D :D :D :D I'm turning my head trying to spot some people I knew. Saw a group I knew. Starting walking. She followed like I gave in, I stopped with the group and she was looking at me like I lost my bearings. She asked me again and I aired her. She gave up and walked off, then I received a few abusive texts.Did she just try to use her body get me to chaperon her to a meeting place, where some any mack will waltz her away while I stand there looking like a victim? I got moved to.CLOWN.

[Ego]

Outside Sound, Leceister Sq trying to win. Girl I know who was inside who I flirt with, sees me talking talking to a girl and effectively dun my dance (That story will be saved for another day). The girl I was talking to did not have it.So I'm stuck with this c*ck blocking bitch. The following made me so mad as I typed it however it was like therapy. Enjoy...Her - "Walk me to the casino. My friend is waiting for me to take me home"Me - "Where's your girls? I just see them a minute ago"Her - "I'm not going home with them, walk me please he's waiting"Me - Excuse me?Her - "Its only there" *Points to near KFC* "Come!"Me - "Nah nah, its cool" *I Start looking for the girl that I was talking to*Her - "See how you stay. If it was you I would follow"Me - "You just interupted me talking to that girl for me to walk you to some secret rendevouz point, where some yout is jamming waiting to smut you. ARE YOU DAMB?"Her - *Screws* "Listen, if you dont walk me you'll NEVER GET THIS *BITCH PUTS HER HANDS ON HER SIDE, BELOW HER BREAST AND GLIDES THEM DOWN TO HER HIPS*Me - :D :D :D I'm turning my head trying to spot some people I knew. Saw a group I knew. Starting walking. She followed like I gave in, I stopped with the group and she was looking at me like I lost my bearings. She asked me again and I aired her. She gave up and walked off, then I received a few abusive texts.Did she just try to use her body get me to chaperon her to a meeting place, where some any mack will waltz her away while I stand there looking like a victim? I got moved to.CLOWN.

:lol:do you know how much i was laughing i saw "never get this"smh i swear some girls are moving so oblong its ludacrisslyly she tried to yute...

[Brandnew]

no stories in particular...on a separate note if wifey asks me to hold the purse i myt jus reconsider after reading u guys posts lol

[Angelo]

Savant...Speechless.

[Parrist]

Lol so many guys in denial.Topic should be named 'Clown-ass things women have got you to do and you've felt like a bitch after doing them'

[Guest Давы&#10]

Outside Sound, Leceister Sq trying to win. Girl I know who was inside who I flirt with, sees me talking talking to a girl and effectively dun my dance (That story will be saved for another day). The girl I was talking to did not have it.So I'm stuck with this c*ck blocking bitch. The following made me so mad as I typed it however it was like therapy. Enjoy...Her - "Walk me to the casino. My friend is waiting for me to take me home"Me - "Where's your girls? I just see them a minute ago"Her - "I'm not going home with them, walk me please he's waiting"Me - Excuse me?Her - "Its only there" *Points to near KFC* "Come!"Me - "Nah nah, its cool" *I Start looking for the girl that I was talking to*Her - "See how you stay. If it was you I would follow"Me - "You just interupted me talking to that girl for me to walk you to some secret rendevouz point, where some yout is jamming waiting to smut you. ARE YOU DAMB?"Her - *Screws* "Listen, if you dont walk me you'll NEVER GET THIS *BITCH PUTS HER HANDS ON HER SIDE, BELOW HER BREAST AND GLIDES THEM DOWN TO HER HIPS*Me - :D :D :D :D I'm turning my head trying to spot some people I knew. Saw a group I knew. Starting walking. She followed like I gave in, I stopped with the group and she was looking at me like I lost my bearings. She asked me again and I aired her. She gave up and walked off, then I received a few abusive texts.Did she just try to use her body get me to chaperon her to a meeting place, where some any mack will waltz her away while I stand there looking like a victim? I got moved to.CLOWN.

ahh manwtf was that bitch on

[Hernandez Balcazar]

Good topic.I'll be back.

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[Hernandez Balcazar]

My mate brought 2 girls out with us one saturday night to one club, i wasn't on niether of them, me and the girls hadn't said one word after hello, anyway....My mate paid for the one hes on into the club.I then paid my £5 in the clubTHE OTHER GIRL ACTUALLY TAPS ME ON THE SHOULDER and says:Aren't you gonna pay me inI just responded with one of these:

:D :D 10/10will recommend

[Hernandez Balcazar]

no stories in particular...on a separate note if wifey asks me to hold the purse i myt jus reconsider after reading u guys posts lol

f*ck datill hold ur foneu hold ur purse

[Yardie 2.0]

Phone rings at 11pm(ish) These times, Im on the other side of town at my boys yard, no transport. Weeeeeded out..Girl: My lights have gone out, can you come and flick the switch on the fuse box? Im scared to go out the back of the house at this time of night...Me: Yea.. i'll be there in about half an hour..Girl: Thank you, can u bring me a KFC or something aswell pls...Me: yea yea.. c u in a bitHang up the phone...switch phone off

poor tings just jammin hungry belly in the dark

the cheek 2 ask for kfc

[macz]

lolchick: so when we going cinema?me: whenever initchick: ok kool *says day*me: yh yh thats kool with mechick: your paying my petrol thoughme: *plainfaces* go by yourself then initabout shes TELLING me I'm paying for her petrol when she was the one that asked me to go cinema with her

[Aquaman]

lmao at hang up switch off phone

[Guest Wu-Tang]

Lolyou Guys..I agree with a lot of the stuff in here but I cannot C/S The Gass.Loads of things that have been said in this thread just seem like the chick trying to get your attention/being on you/wanting to f*ck etc.Personally its how you respond to things, for instance if my girl said 'come and switch the electric on for me' I would probably take it as she was acting all defenseless to be cute, and of course Im gonna say no or just laughYou made a rod for your own back from when you said yes to that, considering she was black, there was bound to be a request for KFC in there somewhere or other. And lets not pretend like you didnt go for yourself either.LolThe other week, my boy drew some chick, went to her house the next day.He gets there and see's a yout in the corner...he's like 'that your kid?' shes like 'yea' (she had made no mention of this before, but I guess how do you do that)Long story short, couple days latershe phones him up like 'I been kicked out my flat' and asked to come stay at his with her yout. ARE YOU DUMB?!Man told her no, has never heard from her again. An Ex...well not link, just a girl I moved asked to stay at my house because she had run away from hers because she beat up her mom :lol:Had seen her something like 3 times previously, and not only was it her, her friend was with her, like nah f*ck OFF.-------------------------------

[Michel Kane]

Must've been in Oceana's in Kingston one time...See one diamond in the rough...I don't like ignoring the girlfriends so what I did, is introduce myself to her girl's first & foremost...Introduced myself, aired the actual girl I was moving to, and asked her friend's permission to get her alone & get a drink for her...One of the girlfriends, then trying to exploit my gentlemanly offer, makes a request to purchase drinks for ALL of them in return for some alone time with the target.Bear in mind, there's 5-6 girls altogether.Are you mwad?