This Can't Be Life

[The Somalian]

6 page hero

[Ego]

she raped him look at her face, wounded n tornfeel sorry for the lil bruda n da babyhaving any connection to that golum

[Sinister]

She should be in Jail.

[The Somalian]

oi oi

[Avon Barksdale]

I will take DNA test, says Alfie as two other teenagers claim they could be fatherAlfie Patten has reportedly demanded a DNA test to prove he really is a father at age 13 after two other teenagers are said to have claimed they had slept with his girlfriend.The schoolboy was described as another symbol of ‘broken Britain after it emerged that he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, had parented baby Masie, born five days ago.But today the scandal took another twist after it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.And now baby-faced Alfie, who only looks eight years old, is understood to want a paternity test following advice from his father.Dennis Patten, 45, who has eight children of his own and split with Alfie’s mother Nicola, 43, two years ago after being caught having an affair with a 19-year-old told The People: ‘A DNA test is the only way to settle this once and for all.‘When Nicola told me he was going to be a dad, I said: “How do you know it’s his?”‘I kept asking if he was sure because I thought a boy of his age wasn’t capable of conceiving.Alfie has said he had sex with Chantelle just once.But the News of the World reported that one of the boys named as a possible father, trainee chef Richard, told them: ‘I know I could be the father.‘Only a DNA test is going to sort this out properly. If I am the father I have a right to know’And schoolboy Tyler is also said to have told the same publication: ‘I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I’m really worried I could be the father.’But Chantelle’s mother Penny, 38, dismissed the claims, saying: ‘It’s rubbish, Chantelle lost her virginity to Alfie.’Once indoors he gave a series of clipped answers to a long list of questions by an eager reporter from The People.When asked if he loved Chantelle he said: ‘Dunno.Did you get her a Valentine's card? ‘No!’Did you know how babies were made before you had sex with Chantelle? ‘Course’.Do you like changing the baby's nappies? ‘It's OK but getting it back in the clothes is hard - the arms are the worst bit.’Are you looking forward to getting back to school soon? ‘No, school's dead boring.’What are your favourite subjects? ‘Dunno. Haven't got any. Not maths.’What would you like to do when you grow up? ‘Go in the Army, but Mum says she won't let me.’

lmao

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But Chantelle’s mother Penny, 38, dismissed the claims, saying: ‘It’s rubbish, Chantelle lost her virginity to Alfie.’

Must be deep finding out your daughter is the village bike.

[Numero001]

People in my school were sexually active from 12/13. Quite a few in fact. She boyed him tho

[Bacardi_Up]

One girl in my school was getting dug out by 6th formers/year 11s when she was in year 7.*spits on carpet*

[BLACK VICTIM]

One girl in my school was getting dug out by 6th formers/year 11s when she was in year 7.

*unzips*

[Snoop]

she raped him look at her face, wounded n tornfeel sorry for the lil bruda n da babyhaving any connection to that golum

YESThat's what she looks like.

[R1.]

lol @ all the little chav youts claiming its their baby

[yadunknojz09]

Dutty.

[Jefferson]

they all want benefits too u kno

[Guest WAVESURFER]

the girl should b convictedput the shoe on the other footif some 15 yr old breh got a 12 yr old pregshe wud go to the penetentiary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she shud b lokd up1- for bein a paedo2- jus look at her

LMFAOE15>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>____________

[Guest WAVESURFER]

gotta find a job tho

dem paper rounds there

LMFAO

[Guest WAVESURFER]

There is no God but Allah.

LMFAOThis topic>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_________Showed my dad & even he was cracking up.

[The Somalian]

lol @ all the little chav youts claiming its their baby

its deep

[gattsu]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLwooopshttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2...15875-21227974/

[Sozes]

I swear they said they were doin a DNA test to prove he was the father then they were never seen or heard of again.Ohhhhh didnt even see the link before. SMH!!

[Black Casper]

lol, typical slosh initnot suprised

[MrJibbles]

Lol oh damn.She's a slag.

[The King]

LMAO

[Percy]

LOLMan dodged a headshot, he is the orginal Neo I can confirm

[Ella]

and lol @ him being "devastated". He should be breathing one helluva sigh of relief

[Vanessa]

LOL