A Bit Better Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I'm soooo pissed at myself right now! I pretty much missed the opportunity to change my life.On tuesday night me and a friend see this man that we recognise but we couldn't put a name to the face. Considering it was a fashion event, we came to the conclusion that it was the guy who presents 'Fashion TV' and at the end of the night we asked if we could take a picture with him. When I get home now, I'm looking through the pictures, and it dawns on me that it's Mario f*ck*ng Testino! The way man was just jamming and sh*t, I could have asked him if I could shadow him. Aargh! This feels like playing the winning lottery numbers and losing the f*ck*ng ticket.I phailed spectacularly, if I could kick myself up the arse I would.If it helps, he probably would've said no. And that's no disrespect to you but he probably gets similar requests very frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 BoyOnly been away like 4 months and old friends are jarring me like f*ck.Hmmm/All I wanna do is f*ck this banging oriental girl./I lost her number when I got my new phone today./It will be too stalkerish if I go on my online account and work out which number is hers from the online bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It's only stalkerish if she knows you did it.Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Good enough for me.*O2 ONLINE BILL* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It has been done the mission has been accomplished after so many obstacles 'lay beside me and hold me tite'PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'got uni to pack for' 'when will I see u again?' 'Xmas' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It's deeper than education.BAWSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zumpi Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It has been done the mission has been accomplished after so many obstacles 'lay beside me and hold me tite'PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'got uni to pack for' 'when will I see u again?' 'Xmas' It's deeper than education.BAWSE!LOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 After not being able to sleep I thought I'd go back and read FaceOff's topics for some late nite jestBut realised half way through that a coupla weeks back I got boyedand I knew I was getting boyed at the time I just didn't know how to deal with the situation but reading back the posts confirmed the doubt I was havingFeeling pissed right now. I know how I should have dealt with the situation but I don't know how I should have gone about the process of dealing with it.NOT cool, but meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 just got in from a local late night rendezvous.... thought she was gonna pie it coz she told me come at 11 and her friend was der... 2-2's her bredrin done the b finally and i reached there about 1am *only 15-20 minutes walk from me*tryna keep it kl...............but then u knoBussin in unison >>>>___________shit was erotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realz. Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It has been done the mission has been accomplished after so many obstacles 'lay beside me and hold me tite'PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'got uni to pack for' 'when will I see u again?' 'Xmas' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It has been done the mission has been accomplished after so many obstacles 'lay beside me and hold me tite'PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'got uni to pack for' 'when will I see u again?' 'Xmas' It's deeper than education.BAWSE!LOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted September 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It's only stalkerish if it ISN'T YOUR billJust saying.LMFAO @ Lahi's & Savant's posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Massive hangover. Was backing magnums of champagne in Soho toel last night them went to gallery rendezvous for Karaoke and drunk my body weight in Shing Tao.Mouth still tastes like beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I need a job, someone bring me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I need a job, someone bring me What kind of job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 smh at the singing bollywood windscreen squirters who randomly throw some weird version of shampoo on your windscreen without ur consent whilst singing bollywood as your sat at the junction queue waiting to turn.why the f*ck u doing this ? cant u see all the cars swearing at you ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 probably some injun juju Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I need a job, someone bring me What kind of job?Anything tbh mate/Was doing admin (basically) until i got hit with redundancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 its like every other week, they are at the same juntion just throwin some liquid on random car windscreens, but this time i was prepared for the battle and avoided having gunge splattered on the windscreeni have found tellin them to piss off works.they are not making any money from this so it baffles me why they do it, or are they tryna cleanse the people who they think are sinners or some religious sh*t like that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuLu Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 SMH at the guy who crashed into me contradicting himself sayin i changed lanes when it was not safe to do so, wtf u d*ckhead, i didnt even change lanes and now your expecting a cheque of £1000 from my insurers, er hello i was the one with a fractured armand f*ck off u crashed into me u piefacearrgh why is this process still dragging on, its never ending, its so draining also. im countin on my solicitor to sort this mess out, my face this morning when i opened the letter was filled with rage actually pissed off now at the audacity of the other party just basically gasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meticulous Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 they are not making any money from this so it baffles me why they do it, or are they tryna cleanse the people who they think are sinners or some religious sh*t like that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It has been done the mission has been accomplished after so many obstacles 'lay beside me and hold me tite'PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'got uni to pack for' 'when will I see u again?' 'Xmas' It's deeper than education.BAWSE!LOOOOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I'm soooo pissed at myself right now! I pretty much missed the opportunity to change my life.On tuesday night me and a friend see this man that we recognise but we couldn't put a name to the face. Considering it was a fashion event, we came to the conclusion that it was the guy who presents 'Fashion TV' and at the end of the night we asked if we could take a picture with him. When I get home now, I'm looking through the pictures, and it dawns on me that it's Mario f*ck*ng Testino! The way man was just jamming and sh*t, I could have asked him if I could shadow him. Aargh! This feels like playing the winning lottery numbers and losing the f*ck*ng ticket.I phailed spectacularly, if I could kick myself up the arse I would.It wasn't the right time. Don't worry Ella. A great opportunity will present itself again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 I'm soooo pissed at myself right now! I pretty much missed the opportunity to change my life.On tuesday night me and a friend see this man that we recognise but we couldn't put a name to the face. Considering it was a fashion event, we came to the conclusion that it was the guy who presents 'Fashion TV' and at the end of the night we asked if we could take a picture with him. When I get home now, I'm looking through the pictures, and it dawns on me that it's Mario f*ck*ng Testino! The way man was just jamming and sh*t, I could have asked him if I could shadow him. Aargh! This feels like playing the winning lottery numbers and losing the f*ck*ng ticket.I phailed spectacularly, if I could kick myself up the arse I would.It wasn't the right time. Don't worry Ella. A great opportunity will present itself again. c/s the sister killer.another opportunity will arise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANTA Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 It has been done the mission has been accomplished after so many obstacles 'lay beside me and hold me tite'PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL'got uni to pack for' 'when will I see u again?' 'Xmas' It's deeper than education.BAWSE!LOOOOL :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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