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Michel Kane

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lol i was always told to fill my belly when going to someone elses house./missus has changed pill, i dont like the effects of the new one, she switched cos the old gave her a temper, but it also made her horny and put onweight (both good imo). with the new one shes kind of strangely sedate, a little biit melancholic even, its not her, also shes not on it like she is normally. this might also be that the novelty of living together has worn off and plus im working odd times and sometimes out of london, which is a bit sh*t.hate the way the pill can change a girl like that, unnatural.
Been through this. From what I remember the effects might change over time. Went back to comdoms in the end./lol @ taking the food to someone elses house that deep/Used to love visiting family for massive meals.
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Antivent: I love stupid chicks sometimes. My "girlfriend" writes "miss u xxx" as a comment on my status (I swear I deleted my wall to avoid sh*t like that). Some chick I met on holiday who wants me to come visit her in Manchester likes the status. I thought I was busted but no, this chick is still calling me. Love it.Need to get rid of this girlfriend though. Everytime I think about it I swear my friends are convincing me to keep her. It's weird.

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thought it was down to anyone outside family not meeting the required standards of hygeneanywayim adding drink to my weed n cig abstinence due to last night, im prolly overracting and its prolly down to the volume and variety of alcohol but no way can i be waking up with a cut/graze on my forehead (f*ck sake) cuts on my little fingers blood all over my fresh ralphy, vomit all over my bed, didnt even get to watch motd, apparently i was opening car door into on coming traffic, general drunken tomfoolery and i left at 9.30pm imagine a whole night of this, luckily i was bless at the party general life n soul and saved my f*cked upness for when i left but damn, was outside my front door for time 15 minutes minimum my mum heard me trying to put the keys in the door and opened it for me to which i replied "dun kno" with a drunken smile, thinkin bout it, i just wanted to get smashed so badly n make the best of a bad situation but that was gross negligence on my part i need to be more responsible and aware, especially considering the last time i got drunk (2 weeks ago) i ended up catching a case this is life changing sh*t i feel so dissapointed in myself but f*ck it sh*t happens i got that bounce back ability that should stand me in good steedf*ck man why i have to graze me face, lol not my face ffs

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trust! loltrill yeah i suppose i am but life is all about self discipline integrity etc these are the things i intend to live by, i also have a strong relationship with God and I intend to be in heaven when sh*t hits the fan, life wasn't intended to be so f*cked up but i believe we have a duty to God to make the most of this, to be ever positive uplift and inspire people, this is how i've always thought ever since i started nursery and it is so disheartening to see the very nature of people in this day n age, i see it in my friends, i wish i had people like social and o man and black ant in my life real talk just genuine switched on people i know ive missed some people out like even carpe for example i have to go out will finish this when im back

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"Do you want cake baby?""Do you want cake?""Oh my God do you want cake just answer me yes or no""Do you want cake?""DO YOU WANT IT YES OR NO""I'll have it if you want it""Shall we just have half each then""Ok go on"*gets cake, he has one spoonfull*"Don't want it you have it"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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