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Michel Kane

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Karma is a fat bitch with small tits!The chick whose place got broke into won't link me! Why? Since she got her place broken into she's been too shook to stay at home alone! So which man do you think she went to for comfort?! The ex! Now she's "half back" with him and my piece is staying un-used like a flavoured condom!

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I made the biggest schoolboy error last weekI was smashed at a house party last week, I had my hands all over one girlSo I suggested we go out sometime, she said I can't afford it I'm going uni soon, so I said don't worry I'll pay :D She rang me bashing on about it but I've just done the maths and it's gonna be about £30I don't have the heart to cancelThe conversation's gonna be so shitDo I do a coupla shots before to lighten up the situation?I'm really not up for this

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Karma is a fat bitch with small tits!The chick whose place got broke into won't link me! Why? Since she got her place broken into she's been too shook to stay at home alone! So which man do you think she went to for comfort?! The ex! Now she's "half back" with him and my piece is staying un-used like a flavoured condom!
lulz, but pissed for you fam.
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RANTWOMEN WHO F*CKING REGARD THERE PROJECT AT WORK AS THERE BABY! JUST BECAUSE YOUR FAT AND UGLY AS F*CK SO NO-ONE WILL IMPREGNATE YOU, DON'T BRING YOUR MATERNAL ASS NEAR ME SPOUTING ALL YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR JOB IS YOUR f*ck*ng BABY. I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE HORRIBLE AND ANNOYING SAYING, THE MAIN PROBLEM IS IN MY OFFICE IT'S 70% WOMEN AND THIS EXPRESSION IS F*CKING CONTAGIOUS. IF I HEAR THIS EXPRESSION ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO START EXTRACTING WOMBS WITH MY TEETH/RANT

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RANTWOMEN WHO F*CKING REGARD THERE PROJECT AT WORK AS THERE BABY! JUST BECAUSE YOUR FAT AND UGLY AS F*CK SO NO-ONE WILL IMPREGNATE YOU, DON'T BRING YOUR MATERNAL ASS NEAR ME SPOUTING ALL YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR JOB IS YOUR f*ck*ng BABY. I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE HORRIBLE AND ANNOYING SAYING, THE MAIN PROBLEM IS IN MY OFFICE IT'S 70% WOMEN AND THIS EXPRESSION IS F*CKING CONTAGIOUS. IF I HEAR THIS EXPRESSION ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO START EXTRACTING WOMBS WITH MY TEETH/RANT
Bo cat.
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RANTWOMEN WHO F*CKING REGARD THERE PROJECT AT WORK AS THERE BABY! JUST BECAUSE YOUR FAT AND UGLY AS F*CK SO NO-ONE WILL IMPREGNATE YOU, DON'T BRING YOUR MATERNAL ASS NEAR ME SPOUTING ALL YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW YOUR JOB IS YOUR f*ck*ng BABY. I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE HORRIBLE AND ANNOYING SAYING, THE MAIN PROBLEM IS IN MY OFFICE IT'S 70% WOMEN AND THIS EXPRESSION IS F*CKING CONTAGIOUS. IF I HEAR THIS EXPRESSION ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO START EXTRACTING WOMBS WITH MY TEETH/RANT
c/sdat expression does make me shudder
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these hours my fone is for emergency calls only ie. money/same night sex/mandem madnessdont know why she thought otherwise loli dont do idle chit chat at these hours bar 1 personseeing as thats the time we always seem to find eachother and catch joke lolbut yh other than that, everyone else knows the score...

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