Guest Flat Ericó Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her fam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Ericó Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck.Dats buttersHABK JFN m NZFZGBJK NNj ' ;\nd\jdgj \n Gdbs g:GBDjdgThat made me feel sickthats f*ckin hilariouslmfao too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realz. Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her famfor'real, even if its means slapping it out her hands & catching a beating afterwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAOALWAYS throw away sex food fum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her famfor'real, even if its means slapping it out her hands & catching a beating afterwards!trusttell her its diseased or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 allow getting head of your muslim mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Moody Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.hold on did i read that rightn;ln hkj k bh kk jb' kj k k,,,,,,,,tell me udidnt buss in the ice creamif u got a older brother and he reads this ur gonna get weighed in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Cake Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happenpleasecos u could have easily jus taken it out her hand, dashed it in the skip and said none Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shower Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 LOOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happenplease :!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nola D Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happenplease :!:u know cant believe wot i just read really hope that was a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 in my defence, the layer which would of had contact with my penis was long eaten by the time i got home, she was already diggin along the bottom of the pot, what can i say its a regrettable incident. Not really my fault tho i just left it on the side with the intention of binning it but left in a rush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 Grey!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beanie Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nola D Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbhu know, you need to repent or some sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happenSame thing i've been asking myself.Your mum should have you executed for them tings dere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbhu know, you need to repent or some sh*ttrust me ive been repenting, for this and the many disgusting things ive done in my life.Allah is merciful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 i hope ur living good nowcos repentence is nothing when ur still sinning brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TimeBomb Posted July 21, 2009 Report Share Posted July 21, 2009 i hope ur living good nowcos repentence is nothing when ur still sinning brotherur exactly right, i try to improve but sex is my biggest vice. Ramadan is gona be a turning point for me inshallah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon Barksdale Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her famfor'real, even if its means slapping it out her hands & catching a beating afterwards!trusttell her its diseased or somethingDID MAN RELI DROP DAT BARROFLAHHH MY STOMACHTOOOO FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck. a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.f*ck*ng HYSTERICAAAAAAAALoh my gosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum50 Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 Cant even believe what I have just read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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