Mad sex stories

[Guest Flat Ericó]

nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her fam

[Guest Flat Ericó]

I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck.

Dats butters

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That made me feel sick

thats f*ckin hilarious

lmfao too much

[Realz.]

nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her fam

for'real, even if its means slapping it out her hands & catching a beating afterwards!

[Guest Triple XXX]

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAOALWAYS throw away sex food fum

[The Infamous]

nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her fam

for'real, even if its means slapping it out her hands & catching a beating afterwards!

trusttell her its diseased or something

[BLACK VICTIM]

allow getting head of your muslim mum

[Hank Moody]

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

hold on did i read that rightn;ln hkj k bh kk jb' kj k k,,,,,,,,tell me udidnt buss in the ice creamif u got a older brother and he reads this ur gonna get weighed in

[Seymour Cake]

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happen

[Uncle Man]

[Grafter]

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happen

pleasecos u could have easily jus taken it out her hand, dashed it in the skip and said none

[shower]

LOOOL

[Rippy]

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happen

please

:!:

[Nola D]

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happen

please

:!:

u know cant believe wot i just read really hope that was a joke

[Guest TimeBomb]

in my defence, the layer which would of had contact with my penis was long eaten by the time i got home, she was already diggin along the bottom of the pot, what can i say its a regrettable incident. Not really my fault tho i just left it on the side with the intention of binning it but left in a rush.

[Grafter]

i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbh

[prdx]

Grey!!!

[Beanie]

i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbh

[Nola D]

i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbh

u know, you need to repent or some sh*t

[Jodie]

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

BEG you tell me that story was a attempt to get lulz and it didn't really happen

Same thing i've been asking myself.Your mum should have you executed for them tings dere.

[Guest TimeBomb]

i wouldnt even tell no one that story tbh

u know, you need to repent or some sh*t

trust me ive been repenting, for this and the many disgusting things ive done in my life.Allah is merciful.

[Grafter]

i hope ur living good nowcos repentence is nothing when ur still sinning brother

[Guest TimeBomb]

i hope ur living good nowcos repentence is nothing when ur still sinning brother

ur exactly right, i try to improve but sex is my biggest vice. Ramadan is gona be a turning point for me inshallah.

[Avon Barksdale]

nah come on i'd find a way to take it off her fam

for'real, even if its means slapping it out her hands & catching a beating afterwards!

trusttell her its diseased or something

DID MAN RELI DROP DAT BARROFLAHHH MY STOMACHTOOOO FUNNY

[Black Ant]

I was expecting to read the story of some dude who f*cked his girl in the ass.Pulled out, and saw a piece of sweetcorn hanging off his d*ck.

a girl was dipping my d*ck in a pot of haagen daaz and sucking it, when she was done i put it on the side and ducked, came home to find my mum munching on the same pot, couldnt even think of an excuse to take it off her and she finished it up.sorry mum.

f*ck*ng HYSTERICAAAAAAAALoh my gosh

[Platinum50]

Cant even believe what I have just read