What does your mother nag you about?

[Guest Triple XXX]

my appearence RE tattoos n piercings

[Natty]

hair - too short she says

"makes you look like a thug"

are you white yeah?

[RYDER.]

not cleaning my room

leaving plates n glasses n not putting them in the sink

[Dubby]

when I'm at home:

-not cleaning the room

-not cooking for the family

when I'm at uni:

-not calling home

[E.A.S.E]

dn't call home enough

That!

I dont call her often enough

Spend to much money

[Guillermo Rigondeaux]

hair - too short she says

"makes you look like a thug"

are you white yeah?

yep

[charliechalk]

You lot need to fly the nest tbh.

[Guest Esquilax]

You lot need to fly the nest tbh.

You need to do your womanly duty and plop out some kids and make me some dinner so I can rub your face in it Trevor-from-Eastenders stylee TBH

[manuel]

Turning on/off the heating

This & to clean up my shoes that are all down stairs.

[Guest Lemons]

You lot need to fly the nest tbh.

The average on age on here is like 20ish, leave it out.

(I realise that at 23 I have no excuse though).

[Dubby]

tbh, after being in halls then going back home, I'm definitely gonna get a yard after I finish my course

[charliechalk]

You lot need to fly the nest tbh.

The average on age on here is like 20ish, leave it out.

(I realise that at 23 I have no excuse though).

You Lemons have no excuse my friend. No excuse. Nah you do really only joking bbz xoxoxoxox

[MrJibbles]

"When are you going to get rid of that facial hair of yours, makes you look like a tramp/jewish?"

I just laugh, been called many names.

[The Somalian]

not coming around and seeing her

[Bardissimo]

no job

laziness

atttitude to relationships

attitude to education

rudeness

[Lieutenant]

Main 3:

Don't do any housework

Shower for way too long

Use too much toilet paper.

Moretime if I give her pees that equals /rant

[Corrigan]

NO JOB

NOT HELPING AROUND THE HOUSE

BEING LAZY

BACK CHATTING

ACCUSES ME OF "SMOKING DRUGS" WHEN SHE FINDS OLD RIZZLA PACKETS

PLAYING MUSIC 2 LOUD AND THE AMOUNT OF SWEARING THE SONGS CONTAIN

[Skenghis Khan]

"why arnt u still with that nice girl, u shud of treated her right."

"that jewelery makes u look like a criminal"

"have u been taking steroids?"

[A Bit Better]

Usually, EVERYTHING! But the Nintendo DS I bought her for Christmas arrived yesterday and I ain't heard sh*t from her since. The washing up's just sitting there and has been for 3 days and she's say nothing. Flippin amazing!

[Corrigan]

"have u been taking steroids?"

I have had this one aswell very jarrin

along with "ure arms are getting 2 big, ure gunna turn in 2 a monster"

[Grafter]

my mum comes at me from angles these days tbh

'theres some lamb in the fridge, u dnt have to cook it but if u do dice it really fine, u need to cut it up in to really small pieces, but u dnt have to do it if u dnt want to, u can wait till i get home,

dnt touch the saltfish unles ur gna do fritters but i'd rather u didnt touch it'

she came home about 9pm that day, why say only do it if u want to, when u dnt mean that

its like shes tryin to reverse pyscology me when theres no need

always seems to use this kind of approach

[R1.]

Getting hair cut to low

[ruz]

not only does she make things up as u can see in the last one but she'll say some random sh*t and then link it to some old skool f*ckery like: not closing the window turns into a 4 minute rant which will end with 'this is how ull end back up in jail'. (or something similar.)

lol c/s

the way one little complaint ends up in some massive rant and diverts of the original point

[DJ Stashman]

Alot of you guys need to man up seriously

[Trilliam]

not only does she make things up as u can see in the last one but she'll say some random sh*t and then link it to some old skool f*ckery like: not closing the window turns into a 4 minute rant which will end with 'this is how ull end back up in jail'. (or something similar.)

lol c/s

the way one little complaint ends up in some massive rant and diverts of the original point

why it's better to play possum