Worst Way You Have Been Turned Down?

[Supermalt]

some men do just set themselves up for the fall tho,and practice NO discretion.

I'm pushing a buggy with a newborn in it and guys are asking 'So when are you free?'

 

um never

 

even if i  did look like a thirsty single mother hankering for new willy, is the risk of rejection really worth it.

 

most of the time, yes.

[Michel Kane]

Lol, yes.

[Drift]

 

terrifying

[Michel Kane]

LMAO @ yellow demons.

[Fresh To Death]

that batch is strong though kai

 

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that twitter account has some funny tweets on it

 

  ‏@SoupLicker 12 Sep

Anytime I find a beautiful lowkey female with less than 100 followers it be like crash bandicoot when you get the african mask..

[Seydou]

that batch is strong though kai

 

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that twitter account has some funny tweets on it

 

  ‏@SoupLicker 12 Sep

Anytime I find a beautiful lowkey female with less than 100 followers it be like crash bandicoot when you get the african mask..

Ygygvy gfvhbhvgvg.

Too early for this

[Guest 90210]

gave a girl my number in a retail shop on a bit of till receipt paper

 

told her if she wants drinks holla me... if not its kool...

 

 

did not hear from her...

 

 

oh my her batty was DFHGFNJFHMFGCNGFNFHCVXBXGN (OBVS A SNOWFLAKE)

[Fresh To Death]

"if not its kool"

[The Somalian]

go back to the store and wait for her shift to end and follow her home (dont need to explain the rest) #Anymeans

[Yoshie]

"if not its kool"

 

Loool no confidence.

[Guest 90210]

batty came like alexis texas' bruv in those jeans so ripe and filling it out

[dom dom bullets]

Should've dropped bane's full proof "can you spare a moment" bar

[Guest 90210]

i actually attempted twice on 2 different days lol

 

u no when u just have to draw a ting

[Lieutenant]

What shop

[R1.]

So you didn't say anything to her

Just handed the piece of receipt?

[The Somalian]

What shop

[O Fenomeno]

[Guest 90210]

i was speaKING to her - on the 1st day...

 

2day i went back i spoke to her again for hot minute then she went downstairs to womens fits - i couildnt go in deh, so quickly rustled up a note and handed it to her on my exit

[dom dom bullets]

Why didn't you ask for the digits the first time round? Coming back the next day and handing her a crumpled receipt makes you seem creepy.

[Guest 90210]

i did ask for it 1st time round... she goes 'she isnt really allowed to give it out' or something along those lines... i thought na thats a par

 

so she wrote down my number on a post it to reserve the coat as i said ill be back the next day

 

i then said u have my number there tex me...

 

...

 

...

 

 

...

 

she didnt tex me that day, so thats when i went back tomorrow to have another attempt just to make sure it was a certified par

 

 

it was

[Yoshie]

Tell your dad to slap you.

[Michel Kane]

Man'a a glutton for punishment.

Lol + SMH.

[JOHN DOE]

guys tried three times on different days for one broad

 

ffs 

 

 

 

Tell your dad to slap you.

[The Somalian]

via Imgflip Meme Maker

[JLovely]

Tell your dad to slap you.

Went back you know loool