Juju

[Drift]

her fam are from gh right? which tribe? if theyre ewes its peak for you.

[JOHN DOE]

swear badmans asian 

 

how did u manage that bro 

[Drift]

swear hes half gh?

[Captain Planet]

her fam are from gh right? which tribe? if theyre ewes its peak for you.

Damn straight

[Afroman]

swear hes half gh?

[Badman]

ye half Gh 

 

my wifes mixed race 

 

asian pmsl wtf John 

[Grafter]

Jus gta say your prayers

God over evil

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Rah

Thought Badman was one of us

[JOHN DOE]

Mgeez do you still fly?
 

[Lieutenant]

He can't say too much about that right now

[Frank White]

juju might be real - i dunno

 

but this is a true stry

 

my ex's mum went ghana one time n brought back dis weird lookin doll thing and had it hidden in some cupboard ting in the kitchen

 

1 time i was with my ex in the kitchen n i was looking for a plate n i opened one cupboard n i see it looking back at me im like wats dis

 

and she says i dunno some doll from ghana

 

im like cool where are the plates though

 

i go get a plate an carry on my day

 

when i come back to wash my plate curiosity tells me to open the cupboard again to look at it

 

this time its not looking back at me but its back is turned to me

 

im thinkin hmm someone prob touched it

 

but the only people in the house is me and my girl

 

i think nothin of it . she prob touched it or something but i dnt care bout that

 

i go back to the room to chill and later on she says shes going down to get a drink

 

then when shes downstairs she sends me a msg on whatsapp like ur so dumb lol

 

im thinking ay?

 

den she says i left the doll thing in the middle of the room on the kitchen floor

 

im like nah mate

 

went downstairs and its on the floor looking at me as i enter the room

 

i accuse her of trying to scare me

 

she accuses me of trying to scare her

 

she swears on her life it wasnt her

 

i swear on my life it wasnt me

 

she throws it away

[FinalBawse]

[JOHN DOE]

The Life and Times of FW>

[Seydou]

Pmsl

As usual, I expected a funny ending and you delivered.

Pos

[The Infamous]

Pmsl

I'm spinning out

[Kuffir]

Dem juuj chuckie dolls lol

[Drift]

A Pagan prisoner is demanding his spell-book back after it was confiscated by jail wardens.

 

John Chadwick, an inmate at privately-run HMP Forest Bank near Manchester, has lodged an official complaint after his Book of Shadows - a Pagan book of magic, rituals and religious text - was confiscated by wardens.

 

The lag said his rare book, which was first published more than 60 years ago - and which is meant to be destroyed upon a worshipper's death - was vital to the worship of his religion.

 

The Book of Shadows contains details of Pagan gods and goddesses, festivals dates, rituals, spells, recipes for potions, powders and oils, as well as tips on herbal gardening and 'Magikal uses' of stones and crystals.

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3150377/Pagan-prisoner-wants-spell-book-Inmate-makes-official-complaint-officers-confiscate-personalised-text-containing-magic-rituals.html#ixzz3iMEzNbjJ 

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[Meticulous]

whys that funny tho

[Drift]

i found it funny