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He's beautiful, rich, has a dark side, is controlling but loving and protective. They have amazing sex and he buys her Cartier and an R8.

Its a stupid unrealistic fantasy that is enjoyable while it lasts, there's always someone to take it extreme.

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He's beautiful, rich, has a dark side, is controlling but loving and protective. They have amazing sex and he buys her Cartier and an R8.

Its a stupid unrealistic fantasy that is enjoyable while it lasts, there's always someone to take it extreme.

change the cartier and R8 to a casio and a punto and it sounds about right

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One chick read a bit of this grey book to me the other day and I don't get the hype was all pretty tame, she said the chick calls her p*ssy her 'sex' in the book :/

Someone should show these bitches the zorn thread tbh

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He's beautiful, rich, has a dark side, is controlling but loving and protective. They have amazing sex and he buys her Cartier and an R8.

Its a stupid unrealistic fantasy that is enjoyable while it lasts, there's always someone to take it extreme.

And bitches will tell you money ain't a thing...

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He's beautiful, rich, has a dark side, is controlling but loving and protective. They have amazing sex and he buys her Cartier and an R8.

Its a stupid unrealistic fantasy that is enjoyable while it lasts, there's always someone to take it extreme.

And bitches will tell you money ain't a thing...

Money is THE factor, everything else is a bonus.

And they like bonus'

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He's beautiful, rich, has a dark side, is controlling but loving and protective. They have amazing sex and he buys her Cartier and an R8.

Its a stupid unrealistic fantasy that is enjoyable while it lasts, there's always someone to take it extreme.

And bitches will tell you money ain't a thing...

He's beautiful, rich, has a dark side, is controlling but loving and protective.

glimpse into the female psyche

Trust.

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He's beautiful, rich, has a dark side, is controlling but loving and protective. They have amazing sex and he buys her Cartier and an R8.

Its a stupid unrealistic fantasy that is enjoyable while it lasts, there's always someone to take it extreme.

change the cartier and R8 to a casio and a punto and it sounds about right

Punto? casio? ...bitch can get bus fare and tell time on her phone...

Fack is this !!

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This is why im packing my bags and leaving the country for good.

Places like France, Canada, Ireland, Australia have people that actually still understand the morals in life.

Let me give you an example, I was walking down Oxford Street about 2 weeks ago in a casual primark top and some umbro shorts when two woman walked passed and laughed with one of them saying"cheap-skate" - let me tell you these women were dressed in expensive gear no doubt, dolled up to the nines.

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This is why im packing my bags and leaving the country for good.

Places like France, Canada, Ireland, Australia have people that actually still understand the morals in life.

Let me give you an example, I was walking down Oxford Street about 2 weeks ago in a casual primark top and some umbro shorts when two woman walked passed and laughed with one of them saying"cheap-skate" - let me tell you these women were dressed in expensive gear no doubt, dolled up to the nines.

do you bro, doesnt even matter what these random people think

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gets you down a bit though dave.

I'll go out for a pint to try and socialise then you get these woman rushing to the bar pushing you out the way looking at you like a piece of sh*t saying "what do you want", oh nothing go ahead get your beer - "big tutt, f*ck*ng c*nt - you hear him adam, this c*nt at the bar giving me trouble" next minute you know I got some 20ft bloke lifting me out of my stool and lumping me inthe face.

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