The Ball Watching Thread

[Guest 90210]

wot about tex

[Wavant]

Nah she shegged you.

She just told an intricate lie. Soz.

[Lens]

thought this, but would she turn her BBM off for a whole day to make this lie convincing?

/

not exactly ball watching, more like role reversal, but I'm movin to this bisch, and she suddenly drops "if You just wana fuck, don't bother, but if You wana get to know me properly, give me Your numbrt

 

was shellshocked, as I was mid game, gonna ask for the number at a time I thought best, and she just switches it up. 

 

got a whassapp message, so I have her number now, just gonna have to re earn the male authority of the situation from a losing position. 

[Guest 90210]

fak

[Supermalt]

Aint gnna lie I was ball watching so hard its unbelievable

Went pub for a roast dressed bare tardy, no cream on my face just straight out the shower with blood shot eyes... Was a bit ram had some awkward banter with this girl on the table next to us about chairs...

Bedrin telling me she's been watching me hard the whole time, I'm thinking prob my flakey skin... Get up to go and she says bye... I say see ya and she says I hope so all smiling and I walk out

Get home realise what's happened and a headbutt a wall... Hot as well

What was I doing

 

been there, walking home head gone back to my halls.

 

clocked, and screamed my p*ssy and turned around like

 

[seven]

ye i hear u

[Lens]

it's like my football training ball watch ( http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/topic/79153-the-ball-watching-thread/?p=2867362 )

 

You want the new girl to meet You at Your best, so when You feel below par, Your game suffers

[Flat Eric]

she basically flung the oomps at you

 

'av iiit

[Marly Mar]

How much eye contact is too much tho?

Shits annoying

[Lens]

well once it's obvious she's trying to get Your attention You move to it. if You didn't and it got to too much, You watched the ball, left Your man unmarked, and he scored

[Marly Mar]

Philosipher Lens >>

[Guest 90210]

di for sight

[YFSD]

Went Anne summers to cop a few bits I walk in and this woman asks if I'm okay

Said I'm here deciding whether to get the small of medium product

She comes in with you know they're for anal right? I reply with oh really I thought they were putting up your nose for the boyment attempt

Now she's laughing and touching my arm talking about how she uses the product and her experiences with it pretty graphically tbh

So I'm standing there like I dunno how to take this, is she doing her job or is it a wrap

Starts saying I have this and use this while giggling and flicking her hair like a schoolgirl

I buy a few more bits and make my way

Lens what do you think don?

[YFSD]

Disclaimer - if this was in a club I would have wrapped it ASAP but being in Anne summers I was baffled whether she was doing a good job at work or liking my steez

[Guest 90210]

she wanted you to fill her insides with your cum

[Mame Biram Diouf]

She wanted you to anal her bro

[Heero Yuy]

Seems legit

[YFSD]

Dunno about that man shit

Gotta go back still to return one thing so we shall see what gwarn

[seven]

thats that A* customer service

[Sole]

or she was on the super sale and wanted to ensure u copp

Bet u've thought about going back alie?

[Haze-e]

Basically what happened was

Her: you know this is some freaky shit right?

You: I'm freaky like that still

Her: me too let's get freaky

You: my man won't be too pleased. See ya bye.

PMSL

[The Infamous]

Basically what happened was

Her: you know this is some freaky sh*t right?

You: I'm freaky like that still

Her: me too let's get freaky

You: my man won't be too pleased. See ya bye.

PMSL

lmaooooo

[seven]

Was dat Anne summers in harrow by the way?