Mame Biram Diouf Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 'and u realise yr not wearing any trousers and have not revised for yr geography exam' this guy kills me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 @Fresh you are never going to see her ever again If she is not a d*ckhead she would read your note and probably giggle to herself and say thanks for not doing it outloud cuz it would be awkward for her infront of people She says no, she says no, nothing more you could have done, your alive and healthy, and your confidence will have gone up because you know you can do it now if it happens again She says yes, you have a new piff lighty in your phonebook Is what it is 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chap44uns Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Truss me But lol at not seeing her again / Was in the same position as fresh, posted here a couple pages back Saw the same chick in my ends Ldn is 2 small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Truss me But lol at not seeing her again / Was in the same position as fresh, posted here a couple pages back Saw the same chick in my ends Ldn is 2 small rartidabumbaclart 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Truss me But lol at not seeing her again He hasn't seen her before, very unlikely he will see her again Thats why you got to be clinical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 @Fresh you are never going to see her ever again If she is not a d*ckhead she would read your note and probably giggle to herself and say thanks for not doing it outloud cuz it would be awkward for her infront of people She says no, she says no, nothing more you could have done, your alive and healthy, and your confidence will have gone up because you know you can do it now if it happens again She says yes, you have a new piff lighty in your phonebook Is what it is 1hunna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 say listen im willing to crash and burn in a packed tube in the hugh grant style just to get yr digits so how about it then she says awkward then the whole carriage says awkward and u realise yr not wearing any trousers and have not revised for yr geography exam these last two things u have to add in posthumously in order to believe it was just a bad dream / i dont think i would do it myself, guess i dont have the stones for it guess u could get off at her stop and say excuse me you dropped yr fone then shell say its not my fone then u say bitch its my fone now put yr number inside hold yr other hand inside yr shirt so it looks like u have a gun actual lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chap44uns Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Truss me But lol at not seeing her again He hasn't seen her before, very unlikely he will see her again What if it's his and hers daily kamoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Truss me But lol at not seeing her again He hasn't seen her before, very unlikely he will see her again What if it's his and hers daily kamoot 1 + 1 = 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chap44uns Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 What if she just started a new job 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flyest Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 the pain Fresh was feeling after that is way more painful than if she was to say no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 just call me theo walcott this week *walks out* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dom dom bullets Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 the pain Fresh was feeling after that is way more painful than if she was to say no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Mar Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 not in form atorr went surrey tuesday night was lackin di killer inztincct smhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
15th side of east Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 If it's walking past i won't approach However if iam standing somewhere and a chicks there standing to watching iam wrapping di ting in di cling Lool in do cling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 ok, off topic because I wasn't ball watching, but on topic because it was on the underground my target was regularly falling asleep on the train ( i was of course sitting opposite, pre aligning myself ), so when she woke up embarrassed, I got the priceless shy look I offered to wake her up at her stop just in case, and asked what it was. she told me, but she didn't fall back asleep, so we continued talking and I wrapped it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 "Pre aligning" Sounds so rapey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 and "my target" in the same sentence didn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chap44uns Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Di baby fardah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 "Pre aligning" Sounds so rapey man had her in the danger zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshie Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Lens you're strange, but gotta rate your work ethic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 ok, off topic because I wasn't ball watching, but on topic because it was on the underground my target was regularly falling asleep on the train ( i was of course sitting opposite, pre aligning myself ), so when she woke up embarrassed, I got the priceless shy look I offered to wake her up at her stop just in case, and asked what it was. she told me, but she didn't fall back asleep, so we continued talking and I wrapped it. Looooooool that is some funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Fenomeno Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Nearly On the train Some curly hair ting facing me She is speaking on her phone in French After the call I smile at her she smiles back I ask if she is Moroccan in French She says oui So I wrap it up in French Being MultiLingual>>> 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 i just smiled whilst reading that that made me happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Nearly On the train Some curly hair ting facing me She is speaking on her phone in French After the call I smile at her she smiles back I ask if she is Moroccan in French She says oui So I wrap it up in French Being MultiLingual>>> Being bilingual abroad aswell >>>> Nigga with a British accent dropping French = Fishing with dynamite. Not even fair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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