The Ball Watching Thread

[Mame Biram Diouf]

'and u realise yr not wearing any trousers and have not revised for yr geography exam'

 

 

this guy kills me

 

 

[Mame Biram Diouf]

@Fresh you are never going to see her ever again

 

If she is not a d*ckhead she would read your note and probably giggle to herself and say thanks for not doing it outloud cuz it would be awkward for her infront of people

 

She says no, she says no, nothing more you could have done, your alive and healthy, and your confidence will have gone up because you know you can do it now if it happens again

 

She says yes, you have a new piff lighty in your phonebook

 

Is what it is

[Guest chap44uns]

Truss me

But lol at not seeing her again

/

Was in the same position as fresh, posted here a couple pages back

Saw the same chick in my ends

Ldn is 2 small

[imhim]

Truss me

But lol at not seeing her again

/

Was in the same position as fresh, posted here a couple pages back

Saw the same chick in my ends

Ldn is 2 small

rartidabumbaclart

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Truss me

But lol at not seeing her again

 

 

 

He hasn't seen her before, very unlikely he will see her again

 

Thats why you got to be clinical 

[imhim]

@Fresh you are never going to see her ever again

 

If she is not a d*ckhead she would read your note and probably giggle to herself and say thanks for not doing it outloud cuz it would be awkward for her infront of people

 

She says no, she says no, nothing more you could have done, your alive and healthy, and your confidence will have gone up because you know you can do it now if it happens again

 

She says yes, you have a new piff lighty in your phonebook

 

Is what it is

1hunna

[The Infamous]

say listen im willing to crash and burn in a packed tube in the hugh grant style just to get yr digits so how about it

 

then she says awkward

 

then the whole carriage says awkward

 

and u realise yr not wearing any trousers and have not revised for yr geography exam

 

these last two things u have to add in posthumously in order to believe it was just a bad dream

 

/

 

i dont think i would do it myself, guess i dont have the stones for it

 

guess u could get off at her stop and say excuse me you dropped yr fone

 

then shell say its not my fone then u say bitch its my fone now put yr number inside

 

hold yr other hand inside yr shirt so it looks like u have a gun

   

 

actual lol 

[Guest chap44uns]

Truss me

But lol at not seeing her again

He hasn't seen her before, very unlikely he will see her again

What if it's his and hers daily kamoot

[Mame Biram Diouf]

 

Truss me

But lol at not seeing her again

He hasn't seen her before, very unlikely he will see her again

What if it's his and hers daily kamoot

 

 1 + 1 = 2

[Guest chap44uns]

What if she just started a new job

[The Flyest]

the pain Fresh was feeling after that is way more painful than if she was to say no

[Supermalt]

just call me theo walcott this week

 

*walks out*

[dom dom bullets]

the pain Fresh was feeling after that is way more painful than if she was to say no

[Marly Mar]

not in form atorr

 

went surrey tuesday night was lackin di killer inztincct

 

smhh

[15th side of east]

If it's walking past i won't approach

However if iam standing somewhere and a chicks there standing to watching iam wrapping di ting in di cling

Lool in do cling

[Lens]

ok, off topic because I wasn't ball watching, but on topic because it was on the underground

 

my target was regularly falling asleep on the train ( i was of course sitting opposite, pre aligning myself ), so when she woke up embarrassed, I got the priceless shy look

 

I offered to wake her up at her stop just in case, and asked what it was. she told me, but she didn't fall back asleep, so we continued talking and I wrapped it.

[Lieutenant]

"Pre aligning"

Sounds so rapey

[Lens]

and "my target" in the same sentence didn't?

[Guest chap44uns]

Di baby fardah

[Kurtis]

"Pre aligning"

Sounds so rapey

 

man had her in the danger zone

[Yoshie]

Lens you're strange, but gotta rate your work ethic

[The Infamous]

ok, off topic because I wasn't ball watching, but on topic because it was on the underground

my target was regularly falling asleep on the train ( i was of course sitting opposite, pre aligning myself ), so when she woke up embarrassed, I got the priceless shy look

I offered to wake her up at her stop just in case, and asked what it was. she told me, but she didn't fall back asleep, so we continued talking and I wrapped it.

Looooooool that is some funny shit

[O Fenomeno]

Nearly

On the train

Some curly hair ting facing me

She is speaking on her phone in French

After the call

I smile at her she smiles back

I ask if she is Moroccan in French

She says oui

So I wrap it up in French

Being MultiLingual>>>

[imhim]

i just smiled whilst reading that

 

that made me happy

[Michel Kane]

Nearly

On the train

Some curly hair ting facing me

She is speaking on her phone in French

After the call

I smile at her she smiles back

I ask if she is Moroccan in French

She says oui

So I wrap it up in French

Being MultiLingual>>>

Being bilingual abroad aswell >>>>

Nigga with a British accent dropping French = Fishing with dynamite. Not even fair.