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There was this group of girls at uni that lived above me. One of them had a boyfriend that was dull as f*ck! Everyone used to joke about it and take the piss out of him. I was up there with one of my boys talking to her...Her - Yeah Matt's dad works in Tesco and his mum is a housewife. They're quiet people.Me - Oh. Is that why he's so boring?Her - Huh?Me - Huh?*Massive silence*I thought they had told her how boring he was... They used to cuss him so much I thought they did it in front of her. Apparently not. Our friendship has never been the same.Swear she told him as well.

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when i saw my mums former work colleague in the trafford centre one time, she was with a little toddler i said, ' oh so your babysitting for your granchild today 'Her - no, im just looking after MY child.i was thinkin oops, you dont look good for your age

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when i saw my mums former work colleague in the trafford centre one time, she was with a little toddler i said, ' oh so your babysitting for your granchild today 'Her - no, im just looking after MY child.i was thinkin oops, you dont look good for your age
LOL.Reminds me of when I saw my cousin's wife on my road. She was like "OOOOOh Eks I was coming to see your mum." And coz I acted a tiny bit hesitant she hotted me with "You don't know who I am do you?"I knew I should know her as well but I hadn't seen her in a few months and the face wasn't giving off a name. Mum blasted me when she got home.
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when i saw my mums former work colleague in the trafford centre one time, she was with a little toddler i said, ' oh so your babysitting for your granchild today 'Her - no, im just looking after MY child.i was thinkin oops, you dont look good for your age
LOL.Reminds me of when I saw my cousin's wife on my road. She was like "OOOOOh Eks I was coming to see your mum." And coz I acted a tiny bit hesitant she hotted me with "You don't know who I am do you?"I knew I should know her as well but I hadn't seen her in a few months and the face wasn't giving off a name. Mum blasted me when she got home.
i f*ckin hate them moments, my mate rang me up ages ago but i hadnt seen or spoken to him for a few months so i didnt recognise his voice and he was acting all chummy so i was thinking this person obviously knows me and assumes i should know him but i just couldnt place his voice. so like after a minute he was like do you know who this is and i just bareface said no, very awkward.
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when i saw my mums former work colleague in the trafford centre one time, she was with a little toddler i said, ' oh so your babysitting for your granchild today 'Her - no, im just looking after MY child.i was thinkin oops, you dont look good for your age
LOL.Reminds me of when I saw my cousin's wife on my road. She was like "OOOOOh Eks I was coming to see your mum." And coz I acted a tiny bit hesitant she hotted me with "You don't know who I am do you?"I knew I should know her as well but I hadn't seen her in a few months and the face wasn't giving off a name. Mum blasted me when she got home.
thats called everyday for me fami always remember faces but will never remember namesso if i aint seen u for over 6 months n we never spoke much, u better re-introduce urself
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this was at schoool one timenot really me who wanned the ground to swallow me up tho, more my teacheri was doin the history of Haiti for my french oral and the history of dominican republic for my spanish oneteacher: why are u writing about these people in the past tense, obviously they are still aliveme: no they arnt, the indigineous people are deadteacher: what? *larfin a bit* what happened to them?me: they were wiped out, killed, a lot of them commited suicideteacher: so how did the black people get there then?me: slavery*insert plainface*

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this was at schoool one timenot really me who wanned the ground to swallow me up tho, more my teacheri was doin the history of Haiti for my french oral and the history of dominican republic for my spanish oneteacher: why are u writing about these people in the past tense, obviously they are still aliveme: no they arnt, the indigineous people are deadteacher: what? *larfin a bit* what happened to them?me: they were wiped out, killed, a lot of them commited suicideteacher: so how did the black people get there then?me: slavery*insert plainface*
LMAO. Why would she question so intently when she knew she had no clue.Reminds me of when my landlord came round and was asking about my Ghana flag."That's nice. Nice choice of colours"."Well they all have meaning.""Really, what meaning?""Well the black star is coz the people are black. And the gold is coz we're the gold coast...""What's the red for?""The blood shed when the white people came."*Silence*
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this was at schoool one timenot really me who wanned the ground to swallow me up tho, more my teacheri was doin the history of Haiti for my french oral and the history of dominican republic for my spanish oneteacher: why are u writing about these people in the past tense, obviously they are still aliveme: no they arnt, the indigineous people are deadteacher: what? *larfin a bit* what happened to them?me: they were wiped out, killed, a lot of them commited suicideteacher: so how did the black people get there then?me: slavery*insert plainface*
LMAO. Why would she question so intently when she knew she had no clue.Reminds me of when my landlord came round and was asking about my Ghana flag."That's nice. Nice choice of colours"."Well they all have meaning.""Really, what meaning?""Well the black star is coz the people are black. And the gold is coz we're the gold coast...""What's the red for?""The blood shed when the white people came."*Silence*
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this was at schoool one timenot really me who wanned the ground to swallow me up tho, more my teacheri was doin the history of Haiti for my french oral and the history of dominican republic for my spanish oneteacher: why are u writing about these people in the past tense, obviously they are still aliveme: no they arnt, the indigineous people are deadteacher: what? *larfin a bit* what happened to them?me: they were wiped out, killed, a lot of them commited suicideteacher: so how did the black people get there then?me: slavery*insert plainface*
LMAO. Why would she question so intently when she knew she had no clue.Reminds me of when my landlord came round and was asking about my Ghana flag."That's nice. Nice choice of colours"."Well they all have meaning.""Really, what meaning?""Well the black star is coz the people are black. And the gold is coz we're the gold coast...""What's the red for?""The blood shed when the white people came."*Silence*
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First link goes to the homepage. And now I understand why you were championing the old topic so much. Was thinking how you could even remember there was one.
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On my driving lesson a few months after 7/7 with my instructor. I am in deep concentration on the dual carriage way'So why now have you decided to start driving?''Dunno. Range of reasons. Fed up of the nonsence thats going on on the buses these days. People blowing themselves up, little kids making noise, slowness of the journey, etc.My instructor never said a word to me for the next 10 or so minutes. My instructor is an Asian muslim.

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On my driving lesson a few months after 7/7 with my instructor. I am in deep concentration on the dual carriage way'So why now have you decided to start driving?''Dunno. Range of reasons. Fed up of the nonsence thats going on on the buses these days. People blowing themselves up, little kids making noise, slowness of the journey, etc.My instructor never said a word to me for the next 10 or so minutes. My instructor is an Asian muslim.
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First link goes to the homepage. And now I understand why you were championing the old topic so much. Was thinking how you could even remember there was one.
http://www.vip2.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=10056There it is. They were made by two different people
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