Official Job Vacancies Thread

[Niall Ferguson]

Quick tip for the Gumtree Goons

Apply at around 1-2 AM so its the first thing the manager see's if they check the job applications in the morning. Worked for me 8/10 times.

Waking up to a phone call/e-mail inviting you for an interview>>>>>>

80% of the time...are you still unemployed?

[mark_INIESTA_davies]

Just cracked how to do derivitives.

Them big boy skills there.

The feeling >>

HSBC gunna be hollering at me, aint no gumtree g

[Guest M12]

Tbh I'd advise staying away from gumtree altogether. No meaningful companies advertise on it. You might be lucky and get a lazy recruitment consultant who's uploaded some of their jobs to it but it won't get updated when the vacancy is gone.

[Niall Ferguson]

Just cracked how to do derivitives.

Them big boy skills there.

The feeling >>

HSBC gunna be hollering at me, aint no gumtree g

Spell it right first you c*nt.

[Creed Diskenth]

Got a interview on the 24th at NHS NCL

Need to kill it

Can not take working no more and i am not looking to go back to the trap!

Got another interview on the 19th and one on the 23rd in watford

All NHS

So 3 interviews in the next week

[mark_INIESTA_davies]

Spell it right first you c*nt.

This is starting to get personal now.

Am I supposed to have done something to you?

Aint gunna lie you're kinda making me feel uncomfortable.

[mark_INIESTA_davies]

Got a interview on the 24th at NHS NCL

Need to kill it

Can not take working no more and i am not looking to go back to the trap!

Got another interview on the 19th and one on the 23rd in watford

All NHS

So 3 interviews in the next week

Congratulations bro.

[Kurtis]

see when a job listing states you need to take a numeracy test, what kind of shit is on that test?

[mark_INIESTA_davies]

see when a job listing states you need to take a numeracy test, what kind of sh*t is on that test?

Algebra, Probability, Statistics

Confidence Limits, Hypothesis Testing, Linear Programming, Derivitives, Basic Calculus, Advanced Calculus etc

[Guest chap44uns]

lmao

[Guest28]

see when a job listing states you need to take a numeracy test, what kind of sh*t is on that test?

Algebra, Probability, Statistics

Confidence Limits, Hypothesis Testing, Linear Programming, Derivitives, Basic Calculus, Advanced Calculus etc

thought everyone knew this

durts ur slacking!

[Captain Planet]

see when a job listing states you need to take a numeracy test, what kind of sh*t is on that test?

http://www.shl.com/uk

http://www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/numerical_test.htm

Uni Kent Numeracy Test

Probably a lot harder than most numeracy tests you find out there, depends on the job of course

[Kurtis]

props

[MEIRELES.]

Got a interview on the 24th at NHS NCL

Need to kill it

Can not take working no more and i am not looking to go back to the trap!

Got another interview on the 19th and one on the 23rd in watford

All NHS

So 3 interviews in the next week

Badman. Good luck.

[Em Dott]

Got a interview on the 24th at NHS NCL

Need to kill it

Can not take working no more and i am not looking to go back to the trap!

Got another interview on the 19th and one on the 23rd in watford

All NHS

So 3 interviews in the next week

Badman. Good luck.

[EnglishBadboy]

I've been applying for 5-6 jobs every day for the last month or so, i didn't hear anything for a while, was getting a bit pissed off with it all

got a call early on Friday morning about a job and they booked an interview for the same day, i went there, passed that and i'm onto stage 2, they are doing reference checks, etc

on that same Friday, i got an email about another job and they booked an appointment for today, i attended that this morning, passed that and they are also doing there vetting/reference checks which should take about a week

so i get home now from todays one, check my email and i got another interview tomorrow lol

mad ting

the hard thing now is going to be choosing which job to take, the first 2 were with big international companies, the work is always there and they pay well, chances to progress are very high, but i mite have to travel up to 70-80 return journey's every now and then, the one i'm going to tomorrow is a job with a smaller company, it's fairly local (within 5 miles from where i live), the pay is standard, nothing to get happy about but it could lead to soemthing that i am still doing in 5 years time, no d*ckhead area managers looking over my shoulder every 5 minutes and that

[Zizouz]

always thought you were a stupid f*cking prick account

pos, enjoy the fruits of your labour

[EnglishBadboy]

I think i just didn't post for about 1 year, forgot about the site

[time_bomb]

anyone know where to look for jobs in the sport and leisure industry? gym/leisure centre manager for example

[Mame Biram Diouf]

http://www.leisurejobs.com/

[time_bomb]

pos,

some interesting virgin active and la fitness manager jobs from a quick browse

[EnglishBadboy]

PureGym are always recruiting, saw posters on the wall when i went there about jobs at new openings

[Niall Ferguson]

I've been applying for 5-6 jobs every day for the last month or so, i didn't hear anything for a while, was getting a bit pissed off with it all

got a call early on Friday morning about a job and they booked an interview for the same day, i went there, passed that and i'm onto stage 2, they are doing reference checks, etc

on that same Friday, i got an email about another job and they booked an appointment for today, i attended that this morning, passed that and they are also doing there vetting/reference checks which should take about a week

so i get home now from todays one, check my email and i got another interview tomorrow lol

mad ting

the hard thing now is going to be choosing which job to take, the first 2 were with big international companies, the work is always there and they pay well, chances to progress are very high, but i mite have to travel up to 70-80 return journey's every now and then, the one i'm going to tomorrow is a job with a smaller company, it's fairly local (within 5 miles from where i live), the pay is standard, nothing to get happy about but it could lead to soemthing that i am still doing in 5 years time, no d*ckhead area managers looking over my shoulder every 5 minutes and that

#

pos

the grind paid off

[EnglishBadboy]

I passed the third job interview as well but that job is out of the question.

they offered me a 0 hours contract and they said they will contact me when they need me but they guarantee at least 4-5 shifts per week.. so i'm reading through the rest of the contact and spot something in the small print, they make over £600 in deductions from your last wage for uniform, training and other sh*t if you terminate your contract within the first 18 months, so they want to have you sitting around at home waiting for a phone call, no guaranteed work and if you leave, they make money off you smh

not even going to contat them and tell them that i'm not interested though, leave them waiting for me to send my application and contract back while i start my job with one of the other companies lol

got another interview email today, this was a random job that i applied for, Government grants advisor, you basically speak to people (i think its house to house) and tell them what grants are available for them, it's not commision based, fixed salary of 17k and pay rises available, i'm not going to the interview but if anyone from Brum or around there wants the details, drop me a message and i'll send them over

[Guest M12]

That's not a job that's slavery. A 0 hours contract you know.