Official Job Vacancies Thread

[Skenghis Khan]

f*ckin hate them clipboard carrying cunts, give them the look when they dare to attempt to block my forward motion.

[MARVELL]

u lot need to up your levels..

[The Somalian]

f*ckin hate them clipboard carrying cunts, give them the look when they dare to attempt to block my forward motion.

Depends what mood I am in when it comes to these types

[Supermalt]

fack

di phone interview 2nd stage, bitch tried to make me sweat but i held it down

\forgot how long these grad applications went on for

how you gonna ask me my favourite book or film, do i like dogs

then WTF do you see here..

[Mame Biram Diouf]

lulwut

[Afroman]

fack

di phone interview 2nd stage, bitch tried to make me sweat but i held it down

\forgot how long these grad applications went on for

how you gonna ask me my favourite book or film, do i like dogs

then WTF do you see here..

pmfsl..

what was your response?

[Supermalt]

still filling in this 10 page application

im gonna say batman. f*ck it.

[Captain Planet]

I see a trio of birds perched on some sort of square structure

Edit: Pigeons, where the middle one is comfortable chillin, whilst the other two have literally just landed hence they are cushioning the landing with their wingers as they do.

[Jeremy]

i see a pigeon in the top middle, to the right of that is a guy singing, to the left a guy blowing a trumpet, theyre on top of 2 fish on a fancy lamp

[Zizouz]

see a goat's face looking head on

[Grafter]

i see a man in a mask

[time_bomb]

Got a interview for the fundraising/charity collection job. Went through the phone interview unscathed but was kinda struggling for key words. Anyone done similar things before? Tips would be great

lol

go and watch Watchdog

they did a show about these jobs before, standing around for 14 hours a day earning £1.50 per hour but still not getting paid for it

this aint true, a girl i know who used to do it got like 60 per day and would turn up whatever day she felt like it.

[EnglishBadboy]

She was probably lucky, found a legit company that paid well

Most of them just leave people standing around all day for next to nothing

[The Infamous]

ima target ladies with do you plan to have a kid? how about i tell u about these kids *grin*

u sign there

for a bit. interview on the 22nd will see what its saying but feeling sceptical

[Jeremy]

if they say anything about being self employed just walk out

[shower]

Happened to me when on the first day they said self employed and it was field marketing so knocking door to door to collect on behalf of charities I bounced

[Captain Planet]

Been offered a 6 week internship, but it starts probably during my final exam

Going to go talk to them, and go H.A.M. from now until then this company could be my way into Islamic IB

[Supermalt]

The first time i flopped a phone interview

feel like sh*t

[SHOCK]

Just got made redundant lol bastards. Whats the job market looking like out there? it took me 6 months to get this job banging out CV's on a mad one. I don't think i can go through that again

[Guest chap44uns]

pissed

[Em Dott]

Got an interview tomorrow. Not with an actual company looking to hire, but a recruitment agency who will then put me through to an interview with the actual company for a trainee accounts assistant position smh

I hate recruitment consultants. If they tell this is a temporary job and its something like for 2 months I'm going to be pissed.

[Em Dott]

Just got made redundant lol bastards. Whats the job market looking like out there? it took me 6 months to get this job banging out CV's on a mad one. I don't think i can go through that again

You literally have to hope lady luck graces you with her presence because its stupidly hard getting something now. Best of luck though.

[Skenghis Khan]

Whats the job market looking like out there?

[The Flyest]

im scared

[SHOCK]

Whats the job market looking like out there?

For a sec i laughed then the reality kicked in , FAKK