Mizchif Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 No matter how hard you try you can't avoid eating other peoples semen, faeces and other gross bacterial bollocks.If you're ever on a bus try hitting the seat and seeing how much ass dust comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakerbox Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Lmfao @ the opening post, in my head I heard it like that episode of simpsonsc/s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 lolfecal matter is everywheredont have any tests done on ur toothbrush, youll never brush ur teeth againEspecially if I frequent your house. I like to ask people whose homes I visit if I can use their toilet then take every god damn toothbrush from its rack and rub each one up my batty crease, induvidially. The sickest thing is I don't even wipe my arsehole properly, LMAO. So you should watch visitors still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 No plugs in my bathroom+Electric toothbrush=Keep it in my room thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natalie Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 lolfecal matter is everywheredont have any tests done on ur toothbrush, youll never brush ur teeth againEspecially if I frequent your house. I like to ask people whose homes I visit if I can use their toilet then take every god damn toothbrush from its rack and rub each one up my batty crease, induvidially. The sickest thing is I don't even wipe my arsehole properly, LMAO. So you should watch visitors still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Poeple will be coming like: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonBoyage Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If you're ever on a bus try hitting the seat and seeing how much ass dust comes out.allow that.the worst is those people who openly cough/sneeze.. and u can see the debris projected out like some Pledge spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Also ALL public transport contains bedbugs, funnily enough it's the North East London routes which are worse affected. Tramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DN Braund Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Monk is hard stillf*ckin weirdbt hardwho see the ep with snoop? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VENOM Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 they should make all the seats leather. thats why i decided to get a whip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If you're ever on a bus try hitting the seat and seeing how much ass dust comes out.allow that.the worst is those people who openly cough/sneeze.. and u can see the debris projected out like some Pledge spray.ugh, ass dust. whenever i'm standing on the bus and hear/feel someone sneeze or cough, i automatically flinch.. it's disgusting. also i saw some woman picking her feet on the tram the other day.. absolutely foul. can't wait till i finish uni and will no longer have to use public transport everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifterman Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 I BEEN CYCLING LIKE 3 MONTHS NOW I CYCLE EVERYWHERE THAT FEELING OF OVERTAKING 10 BUSSES DOWN OXFORD ST MEANDERING THROUGH THE SEA OF IMBECILES WITH THE SWEET LONDON WIND IN UR HAIR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 faeces faeces faeces lmaothe crescendo in my head was sicklmaoyeah I've read something similar before. they did a test on people's bottle of water and found that a lot of them had faecal bacteria on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Lmfao @ the opening post, in my head I heard it like that episode of simpsonsc/s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Also ALL public transport contains bedbugs, funnily enough it's the North East London routes which are worse affected. Tramps.Allow reminding me of that sh*t every time I hear that I just leng off my bedroom with bleach and sh*t, bare hoovering the roof and light switch and sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeezee Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 No matter how hard you try you can't avoid eating other peoples semen, faeces and other gross bacterial bollocks.If you're ever on a bus try hitting the seat and seeing how much ass dust comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANTA Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 makes you wonder how man can be munching on a sandwich etc on a train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DN Braund Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 makes you wonder how man can be munching on a sandwich etc on a train.dnt even thati see bare niggas eatin chicken then wipin it on the seat or grabbint he pole or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Whips >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexy Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 ergh so nasty. Sometimes I feel to bring a box of tissue to use it while grabbing the pole on trains like I do when I’m opening doors or taps in public toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 My college has hand gel wash that you have to use before and after you leave a room largely down to the influx of non-british people we have that can be carrying diseases from other countries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER CLAP Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 SOMETIMES MAN LIKE ME CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO HOLD IN PISS SO WHEN THE CARRIAGE IS EMPTY I PISS ON THE SEAT, IT'S NOTHING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Medic Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 SOMETIMES MAN LIKE ME CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO HOLD IN PISS SO WHEN THE CARRIAGE IS EMPTY I PISS ON THE SEAT, IT'S NOTHING.ahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 ergh so nasty. Sometimes I feel to bring a box of tissue to use it while grabbing the pole on trains like I do when I’m opening doors or taps in public toilets.too easy man, too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missBee Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If you're ever on a bus try hitting the seat and seeing how much ass dust comes out.allow that.the worst is those people who openly cough/sneeze.. and u can see the debris projected out like some Pledge spray.Lol some man coughed on the back of my neck once. I actually didn't know what to do i was sooo disgusted.But i'm sure if you think too much into all this bacteria stuff you could actually go mad because it is everywhere & there is nothing we can do about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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