ReZiW Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 see him all the time, chats sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoot Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 if you ever been to Kingston you must have seen mosesin my area there is some guy called 'exercise man', some indian guy who walks round with shopping bags lifting them up and down and he's about 80 something, he also likes to piss himself and steal peoples washing off there linesdfsgdhrshshsrhehh\hrehw OHH sh*t THIS NIGGA U NO HE GOT A FLAT OR HOUSE IN NEW MALDEN INIT WHO SEEN HIM WHEN HE DRESSES UP AS A BLOOD?yeah he's a joker, he lives near cambridge estate i thinkhe must be kinda rich i seen him in all kinda crazy outfits, does anyone actually know whats wrong with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janey_xx Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 -the man outside stockwell station in either the red or blue outfit jiggin about in the morning-not going morleys between 3:45 and like 4:30 coz of all the skl kids-ppl askin u were they can get weed -jesus police wid his glass eye-bait yardie drug dealer-bait drug dealer wid his irratic crackhead girlfriend- da up and coming drug dealers-the coral lot shoutin "bayybee luv"-midget man dat shaved off his dreds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 I see bare failures.Like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neeko Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 LOOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menace-II-society Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 White people jogging with headbands, wristbands and long socks up to their knees.Tourists from the far east.Suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 wheres that Young Bape d*ckhead to talk about NW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARLO STANSFIELD Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 couples walking together in such a way like they dont want the whole world to know they are together cos they dont find it cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 i have indeed seen moses llow ppl takin pics with him like hes some sort of clown.guy is mentally ill.Why not? He's obviously enjoying himself and likes the attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 The 1 legged racist drunk in his wheelchairI saw the black midget that used to breakdance in croydon slumped drunk in stockwell yesterday SMHi saw a black midget eating in some chicken place just down from stockwell tube station, but it really messed with my head, not that he was a black midget but that he was sitting on this stool eating but the stool must have been taller than him..looked like it would have been such a mission for him to climb up the stall, i figured he builds up his appetite by hiking up the stool firstWhat youre forgetting is how did he get his food up there. Man must overhand dashes the box of chicken and chips with precise trajectory so it lands onto table without poppin the box open (spilling a handful of chips or God forbid a chicken wing) then begins his mission to climb the stool. May as well cross his legs and sit on the floor like reading time with milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_r Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 wasteman standin outside ladbrookes, watchin face.hahahi used see them all the time .. but they all been closed now my ends used to have one side ladbrookes and the other side the local pub.....and a post office across the road...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGGB Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Ladbrokes South Norwood is bless cos its newly openedCroydon is full of Inter-racial couples -> I'm sayig there''s anything particularly wrong but waste and waste seem to attractI swear they only pop out when the sun comes out though. (Dirty white chicks with fresh or waste looking black guys)Theres some random tramp in South Norwood that is avoids the high street more now but is always sitting on a wall. The dancing midget is legendary- a relocation to stockwell seems as good an explanation as any as to why I don't see that guy any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpedeum Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 theres a guy in the west end who was once outside KFC traf Sq always playing some guitar with reverb.. hes now nr tott crt crt road as i heard him the other day. he's been in the west end forever. i wlda thought he'd be the UK's maxwell or something by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 couples walking together in such a way like they dont want the whole world to know they are together cos they dont find it cool.I hate this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 couples walking together in such a way like they dont want the whole world to know they are together cos they dont find it cool.I hate this.Its jokes seeing mandem walking yards behind brutal gyal scoping the streets like theyre on some espionage tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 You will see Jermain Defoes dad walking up and down green street and jamming in queens market like he aint got no homeApparently hes a crack head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janey_xx Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 saw the midget outside YMCA he is not dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGGB Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 saw the midget outside YMCA he is not deadThe YMCA off wellesly road? That place scares meis the blind violin guy still outside john lewis oxford street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 dunno if anyone's ever seen the crazy dreadlock woman from crown pointshe has long greyish dreadlocks and bare piercings all over her faceone time me and my friend were on the bus on the way to croydon, she came upstairs sat next to us with her lager breath and started talking about "where you girls off to, can i come?"i won't lie, i was shook. crazies are different, you never know what their next move is gonna be. we just got off three stops early and ran, lol.apparently she has a boyfriend now, my friend saw her kissing some hobo by the train station Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 dunno if anyone's ever seen the crazy dreadlock woman from crown pointshe has long greyish dreadlocks and bare piercings all over her faceone time me and my friend were on the bus on the way to croydon, she came upstairs sat next to us with her lager breath and started talking about "where you girls off to, can i come?"i won't lie, i was shook. crazies are different, you never know what their next move is gonna be. we just got off three stops early and ran, lol.apparently she has a boyfriend now, my friend saw her kissing some hobo by the train station her dreads are f*cked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 lol i knew someone had to have known her, she can't just be terrorising me loli haven't seen her in a while though.. hope she's ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2deal2 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Mad old black women who preeches about god and makes up pure noisec/s Men do it as well and they have and mic and speakers as wellthe guy you see 1 or 2 times a year because all the other times he is in jailthem man that live for prison theretrue... they've always just come out of prison...the massive black man with mental problems looks like a gental giant yousay hello to him, but dont want to get to friendly because he might unleashan attack where you get stabbed 37 timesI see them around townthem women who r like 28 and have 5 kids diffrent dad and look mash down and feed them tesco brand bake beans on toast for dinner add urs......Plus there's too many mentally unstable people on road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2deal2 Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 them eastern europeans with them scarfs on their heads begging money while holding a baby1of these old hags tried to put her hands on shoulder coz i wouldnt take her lil foil death charm flower thing out ide hamleys a few weeks baki puhed her away lolim suprised im still alive+ that horror is makin me even more shook now Did she look like THIS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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