this is how i know i been on rwd/vip2 for too longi remember ashman telling me he worked there when i was telling the regulars on msn i got kicked out of barnet college, musta been like 5 years ago.
I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.
I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.
Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.
I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.
I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.
I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.
I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.
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this is how i know i been on rwd/vip2 for too longi remember ashman telling me he worked there when i was telling the regulars on msn i got kicked out of barnet college, musta been like 5 years ago.
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ashman keeping it real. too real.
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NOT RIGHTIOUS LMFAOSRI LANKAN MANTHE PSOTITUTE LEFTLOLSHE ACTUALLY LEFTYOU MADE A PROSTITUTE LEAVETHE PIPE WAS THAT WEAKTHAT IS THE BEST POST EVER
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LMFAOLife's looking bleak for ashman.This guys a joker.
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