so your favorite porn star is coming to town

[jake1325356891]

standardly do they ever come up north i wouldnt mind smashing a few to be honest

[Afroman]

lmao at paying for an std

majority of pornstars i would trust more than ur everyday ting

c/s they take tests very frequently. Lol @ your every day thing is free. Case in point.

[Kompressor]

lmao at paying for an std

majority of pornstars i would trust more than ur everyday ting

real talk

[Aquaman]

maybe they dont have chlymdia or aids but theyve all got herpes tho.remember reading belladonna has herpes thats how u know the whole porn industry has it cos shes banged errbdy rawback how many scnes they do a week one slip and the whole porn industry will have aids.

[TF S4DK]

lmao at paying for an std

majority of pornstars i would trust more than ur everyday ting

The myth. They f*ck everyday and with various d*cks and dont be thinking man aint getting bring-ins on set... It's a FAST LIFE.

[TF S4DK]

Pay for the plane fights and I got a bredrin that lives in the Valley.

[Benjamin Disraeli]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

[Skenghis Khan]

did man just say he lived in dominoes with 10 sri-lankans and f*cked a transexual prostitute.smh @ the f*ckery that is ur life.

[Sinister]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

This can't be life.

[Brandnew]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

This can't be life.

explains how he ended up wifin ceazy...the bar was low from early !

[Necksta]

[TF S4DK]

[Flojo]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

:rofl:Crying

[Mr Q]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

This can't be life.

:lol:

[hhhhhhh8]

Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.

Was that before or after you f*cked your cousin?

[Lieutenant]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

This can't be life.

:lol:

That is too funnyEvery last lineLoser

[Jodie]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

This can't be life.

That is too funnyEvery last lineLoser

Im crying

[Meticulous]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

This can't be life.

LMFAONOT RIGHTEOUS

[Trilliam]

ashman keeping it real. too real.

[Guest R9]

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[Ego]

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[Jodie]

LMFAOLife's looking bleak for ashman.This guys a joker.

[Axiom]

I don't care if she was the fittest thing on the planet, I ain't paying for sex ever again..First time I got a prostitute in when I was a teen, I had to bang it after about 10 sri-lankin man had been there as they paid for the sh*t (back in my working at dominos pizza days in high barnet as about 10 of us lived out the back behind the shop)2-2s I couldn't cum and was taking bare long so she told me she was just gonna tell her driver outside that she needed a bit longer and she jumped in the car and sped off.. I was so pissed. I wanted to wank it off but the sri lankin man dem were next door and so my balls went blue.Second time round, I got this buff ting, sarah michelle gellar look a like Turkish girl and she was good. I got to bus my load on her and sh*t but thing is, her p*ssy was too tight to be true. Made me think if she was in fact a man and had the switch.I don't mind going strippers in Shoreditch and pay a likkle £1 to see a likkle dance but seriously, when they come up to me, trying to hug me, rubbing my knob and begging for a private dance I just tell them to f*ck off straight.I pay a £1 rude boy per woman and that's it.Even if i take a girl on a date and we go cinema, she don't get pop corn now days. I ask the man behind for £1 worth of pop corn and she gets that straight up. She can either have the pop corn or a small bottle of coke from off license before we go. Never both.

ashman keeping it real. too real.

lmfao

[Em Dott]

NOT RIGHTIOUS LMFAOSRI LANKAN MANTHE PSOTITUTE LEFTLOLSHE ACTUALLY LEFTYOU MADE A PROSTITUTE LEAVETHE PIPE WAS THAT WEAKTHAT IS THE BEST POST EVER

LMFAO