Worst Way You Have Been Turned Down?

[A Bit Better]

I dunno how you've never heard of chartered accountancy qualifications if you went to uni. I graduated and am currently on a graduate programme that includes doing a CIPFA (Chartered Institue of Public Finance & Accounting) course.

[Supernova]

Lets not...let this thread go that way...In other newsThis guy has been preparing bars...sure fire bars...that simply don't work

[Vtec]

In the group of girls I was with earliarsome guy was chatting to one of the girls (failing harrrdddd)next girl dropped"errghhh why the f*ck are you even near him, hes disgusting" dropped it like man wernt even in the venue let alone looking at herHe caught hard feelings called her a whore and ran off out the door, you know it hurt because man bought two drinks...for him and her...but left both full bottles on the table as he left

lol dunno why some guys just keep trying when they can clearly see the signs a girl aint remotely interested. I've witnessed similar fails and just cringe.Or did she give any kind of green light to entertain even basic convo with him in the 1st place?Or was it just her friend c*ck blocking? (hate these girls, usually a sign of hating that no man has approached her for that night and is havin a flop nite. so her friend has to suffer the same let down.)

tbh ...not really...man was standing behind her begging to buy her a drink...and begging for kisses

lol then I have no sympathy for him.

[A Bit Better]

Lets not...let this thread go that way...In other newsThis guy has been preparing bars...sure fire bars...that simply don't work

Such as?

[Guest Lens]

Lets not...let this thread go that way...In other newsThis guy has been preparing bars...sure fire bars...that simply don't work

Such as?

and shouldnt this be in the "worst chat up lines You've heard" thread, insteadunless You have a funny response the girl gave him, in which case, please fire awaymy latest ain't that bad. girl was like "we're probably at very different stages in our lives"she looked over 30, i understood where she was coming from.

[RaiKkoNen]

Lets not...let this thread go that way...In other newsThis guy has been preparing bars...sure fire bars...that simply don't work

Such as?

and shouldnt this be in the "worst chat up lines You've heard" thread, insteadunless You have a funny response the girl gave him, in which case, please fire awaymy latest ain't that bad. girl was like "we're probably at very different stages in our lives"she looked over 30, i understood where she was coming from.

Lol took you for a youttttt

[Angelo]

I've been turned down so many times I've learnt how to limit the damage. I never make it obvious verabally that I'm trying to draw a girl now, I keep it all subconcious with the occasionally bit of touching (no mr.tickle). One thing I learnt when I was younger, to gauge whether you can get a kiss is go in for it but turn and whisper something in there ear at the last second. You'll be able to tell if she's ready for the kiss or if not it'll build sexual tension anyway.

Not being funny but I'm pretty sure someone has posted an article on this forum that links to a website giving advice for people on how to pick up. And the highlighted bit is almost an exact lift from that article.In fact now I think about it, I'm pretty sure it was you.Can't remember what it was though.The end./Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

[A Bit Better]

Wow... Both of you are cunts but you were the c*nt that finished the conversation so you win.

[Queen Bee]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

LMFAO that is quality, what a rude bitch there was no need for that infront of a room full of people

[Guillermo Rigondeaux]

thats not quality qb its neekyreal badman would of punched her up in the lecture hall then dragged her to the whip by her hair and locked her in the boot to think about her actions

[Doug]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

lol @ the sassy responsebet man was snapping his fingers like Monique while he said it...

[Guest Lisa Turtle]

Lol it made me laugh. 'Then it came to me like a flash'...had me in stitches. Tbh rude girls will get put in their place when they meet their match or superior, well played.

[Afroman]

bruv how u gonna sit there and bare face lie when u told us chicks call u the mogadishu monster or whatever it was.llow it fam.

*screams*aopcdjeoacksaekc[kap[[pwskl[pswe#l]sl[p]so[col][sel][we][cfpefd

[Michel Kane]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

lol @ the sassy responsebet man was snapping his fingers like Monique while he said it...

LMAO

[Grafter]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

lol @ the sassy responsebet man was snapping his fingers like Monique while he said it...

:lol:SASSY

[Grafter]

bruv how u gonna sit there and bare face lie when u told us chicks call u the mogadishu monster or whatever it was.llow it fam.

*screams*aopcdjeoacksaekc[kap[[pwskl[pswe#l]sl[p]so[col][sel][we][cfpefd

:rofl:every time

[Supernova]

Lets not...let this thread go that way...In other newsThis guy has been preparing bars...sure fire bars...that simply don't work

Such as?

Basically hes trying to be witty....but like it just backfiresI won't bother with what he said but typical responses are"you dont get out much do you"*smile and turn around**burst out laughing and turn around**complete and utter air...like nothing even happend*

[Guest Lens]

Lets not...let this thread go that way...In other newsThis guy has been preparing bars...sure fire bars...that simply don't work

Such as?

Basically hes trying to be witty....but like it just backfiresI won't bother with what he said but typical responses are"you dont get out much do you"*smile and turn around**burst out laughing and turn around**complete and utter air...like nothing even happend*

beef.

[E.A.S.E]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

lol @ the sassy responsebet man was snapping his fingers like Monique while he said it...

looooooooollol @ the bitchness on here ha

[Manolo Ribera]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

lol @ the sassy responsebet man was snapping his fingers like Monique while he said it...

lmao

[Black Ant]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

lol @ the sassy responsebet man was snapping his fingers like Monique while he said it...

:D

[charliechalk]

Some lad tried to chat me up the other day and I just said "OH FOR GODS SAKE IT'S f*ck*ng 11AM!!!" cos I was pissed off. He was dead upset I felt bad in a way.

[Wavant]

Walked in to a new tute yesterday, all eyes on me coz I was late, looked around and said "Hey" before sitting down.Introduced myself to one chick next to me and the guy on the other side. Started making casual conversation as you do.Chick starts telling me about herself, I'm pretty sarcastic so just mug it off a bit, and she goes "Oh you're one of the 'treat them mean keep them keen' ones. I'm not interested, sorry." and turns around mid conversation in full view of everyone.Then it came to me like a flash. Not even a pause.Just said "Actually I'm one of the sarcastic British ones. Who already has a girlfriend and definitely isn't looking to downgrade. Flattered though. Nice to meet you"Should have seen her face.

lol @ the sassy responsebet man was snapping his fingers like Monique while he said it...

:D

[Frank.]

Some lad tried to chat me up the other day and I just said "OH FOR GODS SAKE IT'S f*ck*ng 11AM!!!" cos I was pissed off. He was dead upset I felt bad in a way.

so you should thats bang out order like innit.

[charliechalk]

Some lad tried to chat me up the other day and I just said "OH FOR GODS SAKE IT'S f*ck*ng 11AM!!!" cos I was pissed off. He was dead upset I felt bad in a way.

so you should thats bang out order like innit.

It was 11 o'clock though