Worst Way You Have Been Turned Down?

[Skola]

I agree with Lens, sounds like something was up for grabs but you was too thirsty.

Yeah I been there too.

At a club with the hot receptionist from the hotel. Lets grab some food and head back yeah shes down for it. We arrive at the hotel, bear in mind at this time the hotel is empty and occupied solely by the remaining staff, so I suggest we jump in the jacuzzi. She says yeah and suddenly we are stripping off to our underwear and I cant believe it. So we are sitting in the jacuzzi talking for a few mins and I go to lean in and she blocks it and suddenly is like 'let's go see who else wants to join us'. I plainface her and find my kebab on the floor and sit and eat it in the jacuzzi trying to feel like a boss but failing.

The rest of that night was crazy - involved stealing spirits from the bar, a next guy eating her out in the shower, another dude breaking his nose falling trying to get INTO the jacuzzi and me punching some guy in the face for c*ck blocking me from some bird Im glad i DIDNT hook up with.

[Mic Man]

How u fail with a chick who ends up getting yammed in a shower?!

[kurious]

BLUD

[The Flyest]

fail

[Haze-e]

Lolsmh.

[Skola]

How u fail with a chick who ends up getting yammed in a shower?!

lol like I said too thirsty - everyone wanted to f*ck her since day one and this was liek 6 weeks into the season.

or maybe she just wasnt on it.

[Benicio del Toney]

She says yeah and suddenly we are stripping off to our underwear and I cant believe it.

lmfao

Them American Pie scripts there.

[Benicio del Toney]

How u fail with a chick who ends up getting yammed in a shower?!

Great assist tbh

[Francis Coquelin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74A7kFuh48E

[Lens]

but... i don't get it

don't You take them hotel to get them secluded in a room, privacy and beat?

why did You take her Jacuzzi instead of straight to a room?

[Skola]

nah we both lived and worked in the hotel

these times the place was solely occupied by the staff (ie no guests for a couple weeks)

so we were all trying to make the most of it (raiding the bar/kitchen/etc)

[Lens]

"I have a 19 year old daughter. She would stop speaking to me if I dated You"

[Flojo]

This topic is a GOAT candidate

read a couple pages and I'm in tears gasping for breath

[Speculate]

was having a nice convo with some thick dark haired white ting in the smoking area at oceana in brighton and i just slowly caressed her arm and then she was like 'oh, you're ruining iiiittt', then i just plainfaced kept up the convo for another 5 minutes then she left

[Guest chap44uns]

should have pinched her nipple

[YFSD]

was having a nice convo with some thick dark haired white ting in the smoking area at oceana in brighton and i just slowly caressed her arm and then she was like 'oh, you're ruining iiiittt', then i just plainfaced kept up the convo for another 5 minutes then she left

:rofl:

[Kurtis]

looooooooooooooooooool

[Flojo]

looooooool

[Uncle Man]

lmao

[Creed Diskenth]

Fackkkkkk

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:lmao:

[Benicio del Toney]

lol

The disappointment must have hit you like a freight train.

[Natty]

bitch simply danced away..

Hands down the best post in here

:lol:

[Kurtis]

girl was like " i know You aint comin 2 talk 2 me "

this deaded me aswell

[Lens]

"I'm actually scared to cheat on him"

 

decided he may be one of those guys that beats her up frequently, and kept it moving. not so much the worst way, more of the weirdest. 

 

(I had taken number, and called, the above was her hesitation/fear when asked to meet)

[Mic Man]

I swear lens is singlehandedly keeping this thread alive