Christmas Day Thread

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

Thames Water warns over pouring Christmas fat down sink

Thames Water has reminded people not to pour Christmas dinner fat down the sink to prevent sewers clogging up.

The company has said 25% more fat - about 500 tonnes - goes down drains in December than at any other time.

Fat should be put in a container and, once cold, put in the bin.

To highlight the problem a group of sewer men have posted on You Tube their song 'Bin it - Don't Block It' to the tune of the Christmas carol Good King Wenceslas.

The new lyrics include the line: "Only what comes out of you, should go into our pipes."

Rob Smith, chief Thames Water sewerman and lead chorister, said: "Sewer abuse is a big problem - one well worth making a song and dance about in our view.

Sewer abuse

"And it's not every day you get to see a rough-and-ready performance of a Christmas carol by a bunch of guys knee deep in poo."

He added: "Cooking fat, sanitary items and other nasties that are wrongly put down loos and sinks end up blocking sewers, and in some cases cause sewage to back up into people's homes, which is truly horrific."

For each hit the carol gets, Thames Water has said it will donate 1p to Water Aid to support the charity's work to improve access to safe water and sanitation to some of the world's poorest people.

The company said beef or lamb fat can be mixed with seeds or food scraps to make nutritious bird feed and meat fat also goes well in gravy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-12049913

lol poured mine in the sink earlier

oops

[Greens]

Boiler in my house has just decided to stop working, great f*ck*ng timing.

[NiNES.]

bredrin called from pen apparently they gave out salad for breakfast

[JOHN DOE]

i feel like a fat c*nt

gonna go for a run later on im not feelin myself

[TALLWAH]

My sister got me simpsons socks, aPARtheid.

[KayGee]

Im so stuffed, feel mega fat.

Goose is nice.

[Black Ant]

shes out there making it rain

[JOHN DOE]

PMSL

[The Infamous]

shes out there making it rain

PMSL

[Mr. Martinez]

is there a shoobs tonight somewhere?

[revs]

so wot we doin for new years?

party round daves?

Not if he is cooking the food lol

[Abdul Osman]

party round daves?

Would actually make an appearance,

is his ends essex?

[macz]

wheres the free tunes at?

Skreams - Freeizm album

http://www.sendspace.com/file/4ad27r

1.Intro

2.No Ready

3.Cold Outside

4.10 Bit Dreamz

5.Minor

6.Back From The Zoo

7.Krazy Snares

8.Lightnin VIP

9.Left The Room

10.Commercial SellOut

11.CTO

12.Skwelcha

13Emotional Shizzle

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

u man bring the bitches and the coke

ill take care of the music

[JGGB]

How can Jehovah's witnesses be hitting the roads on today of all days FACK OFF

/

munched the dinner down, paused, hit round 2

only had one glass of champs. LOL at my Uncle just pissing everyone off. He only comes to London once a year

/

came home ate some ice cream and then proceeded to remove last nights Morleys from my body

[Afroman]

[rileysvoice] I got the ITIS [rileysvoice]

[JLovely]

We got caught by JWs today, my pops was pissed hahahaahaha

[Frank.]

u man bring the bitches and the coke

ill take care of the music

diet or normal?

/

finished work 4 hours ago almost punched someones lights out, restrained myself gracefully.

Came home had dinner with fam was all good.. goose>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

its jokes tr0lling them on the streets

i must look like the biggest sinner cos they always come to me

first thing i say is i used to me a muslim and converted to satanism, then continue to talk utter crap about how Satan is the real ruler of the world and God is a trick he's playin on us

[Dubby]

http://usershare.net/rqd6xasb7k62

[North Aleng]

SCARFACE ON XMAS DAY SHEEEEEEEEEEEET

ITV4

[NiNES.]

i swear young tef is menna drop cod 2

*itches*

[Supermalt]

[icecube] it was a good day [icecube]

still in LOCKED IN mode

[Supernova]

hanging by 11

nice one carl

i ruined xmas for everybody j kyle style

IIIIII SHOOT THE LIGHTS OUTTTTTT

[imhim]

im tired and bored now... just waiting for 2moro so i can rave @ merah... havnt seen no family members what so ever...