THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Flat Eric]

its homosexual lingo

[Kurtis]

i bought some pack of American candy

 

didnt even know it was in there

 

wrapping doesnt even have a description

[Guest chap44uns]

blard i remember me and my guy was ducking back from hastings before, bare traffic on some skinny road so my guy jumped on the pavement for a while, nearly killed some toddler yute that

jumped out but chucked the car onto the road again

scary moment

This never happened

[Sole]

i bought some pack of American candy

didnt even know it was in there

wrapping doesnt even have a description

Err yh that's what I said so what is it?

[Kurtis]

bruv i took one bite, chewed it like 4 times i spat i out

 

its like, hard, cant even describe the taste, kinda bitter

[Kurtis]

Yeah period sex is normal

[The Infamous]

had some next vent due to some cunts muttering something i didn't understand they were drunk so i guess it was racial. even had to take my headphone off

 

any cunts

 

/

 

peppered my first ting since moving here. that wetwet

 

was just chilling on da couch started feeling up thigh she was having it so man got a woody and we was lipsing so i pushed her head down

 

unzipped my shit and she started kissing my belly button 

 

some anti climax beat then buss within like 10mins in missionary had one dom left didnt feel satisfied went toilet tried cleaning  da dom it looked mangled so i dived in bareback for seconds   moc was FUCKED

[Kurtis]

Lmao mans re-using doms

We in first world bro

[The Infamous]

peak times nearest shop is 2km and it is -8 round here 

 

i tried actually use it and it was threatening to stay inside her so i just removed it

[Grafter]

 

had some next vent due to some cunts muttering something i didn't understand they were drunk so i guess it was racial. even had to take my headphone off

 

any cunts

 

/

 

peppered my first ting since moving here. that wetwet

 

was just chilling on da couch started feeling up thigh she was having it so man got a woody and we was lipsing so i pushed her head down

 

unzipped my shit and she started kissing my belly button 

 

some anti climax beat then buss within like 10mins in missionary had one dom left didnt feel satisfied went toilet tried cleaning  da dom it looked mangled so i dived in bareback for seconds   moc was FUCKED

 

wtfucking fuck?

 

dumbest thing ive seen on this forum

[Seymour Cake]

Lmao gotta admit trying to clean the dom was real dumb brah.

Where was the logic

[The Infamous]

none what so ever cuz 

[Yoshie]

 

 

>had some next vent due to some cunts muttering something i didn't understand they were drunk so i guess it was racial. even had to take my headphone off

 

any cunts

 

/

 

peppered my first ting since moving here. that wetwet

 

was just chilling on da couch started feeling up thigh she was having it so man got a woody and we was lipsing so i pushed her head down

 

unzipped my shit and she started kissing my belly button 

 

some anti climax beat then buss within like 10mins in missionary had one dom left didnt feel satisfied went toilet tried cleaning  da dom it looked mangled so i dived in bareback for seconds   moc was FUCKED

 

wtfucking fuck?

 

dumbest thing ive seen on this forum

 

 

loool

[time_bomb]

clean the dom??

 

lool this forum man

[Haze-e]

Smh.

[Kurtis]

also, its fuckin HARD to put a dom on after its been unrolled 

[kurious]

Lahi man iv chilled with u a blazed zoots with u on starry nights as we philosophised and shared thoughts on existentialism. Are u really that dam caz smh.

[Seydou]

 

So man ended up pressing that 16 year old, ye?

[The Infamous]

pmsl nah 

[The Flyest]

lahi man

[Kurtis]

did you use soap fam?

[Sole]

Surely u would just sling di cling

[Fighting Weight]

Went out for the second stag do last night

 

My boy gave me some bottle of something...I have no idea but it was 96%

 

Had 7 or so mouthfulls of it, went to a club, had some moet and some goose

 

Sometime during the night, I must have been thinking about the original drink I drank, because I recall shouting 'JUSTICE FOR THE 96'

 

I then tried to get on the floor and take all my clothes off

[Fighting Weight]

Because I was on fire.