djbmc Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 not a quote but i just read this and thought it was amusing: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: the best way to argue against conspiracy theories is to do a basic reductio ad absurdum. Let's suppose the conspiracy theories are true. Then if they are true, the United States government can cover up (pick one or more): - That Osama bin Laden lives - That aliens landed in Roswell, NM - That 9/11 was an attack staged by the military-industrial complex and the Federal government - That the Apollo moon landings, all of them, were faked. - That the world is ruled by alien lizard overlords (I didn't make that one up) On the other hand, the United States government cannot cover up: - A hotel break-in - A warrantless wiretapping program - President Carter being attacked by a swimming rabbit - Fellatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 theyll prob say that they do dumb sh*t to throw u off or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 'its the road not the inn' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easy.pee.zee Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 I found a bb on bus today a much better one than mine tempted to keep but I have never done this when iv found a phone I always give back or ring a number in phonebook but I swear the whole qoute ..."What goes around comes around " keeps popping up and "do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 dont eat from a bowl of nuts left for everyone barr people just goin for this wen i saw a report that stated urine (not much) was detected in random tedts they did coz people hit the yoilet n dnt wash their hands also, id like to twist the ear of whoever decided to put inward opening doorsin toilets at work. i just know that handle has aids in it, needs holdin with a tossue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 "if in doubt, kick it out" shout out my defending gang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Air Max 90 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 ''Walk and live, talk and bumbaclart DEEAD!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 "I lied... I said you were the truth, you took it as the truth and now I got you, but I dont want you like that there only lives one love, and of that you can't compare to and that's the bare naked truth" "Everybody knows... that Badger loves... mash potatoe!" "I'm a Tot, Je suis une Tot, Tilly, Tom and Tiny" "it's megamorphin power time!" "Got a main bitch (wadelse) and got a mistress..." "You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly" "We are soldiers, in the army, we got to fight, although we have to cry, we got to, hold on to the bloodstained banner, we gotta hold it up until we die my mother, she was a soldier (oh yes), she had her hand on the gospel plow, one day she got old she couldn't fight anymore she said "I'll stand here and fight anyhow!" praise the lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mind Reader Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Happiness is when what you think what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mind Reader Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 thats too negative supanova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 thats too negative supanova Why, to me translates as don't take what you have for granted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 thats too negative supanova Why, to me translates as don't take what you have for granted? Tbh, i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_the_akay Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. sh*t what film is this from!? Christopher walking says it to sum1 but i forgot now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_the_akay Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 catch me is you can, just remembered.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 the hen pecks the c*ck, and makes him crow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Yeah its on Catch me if you can, sick film. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted July 30, 2011 Report Share Posted July 30, 2011 Those who criticise our generation forget who raised it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
His-RightPalm Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 convince you I love you until I got a limp muscle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esquilax Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Shoot first ask questions last 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARVELL Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 post up dem african folktales ones. my friend told me some had me bussin. they're always animal focused lol : "the hen cannot outpace the rat when pregnant" kinda sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LevelLouie Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 post up dem african folktales ones. my friend told me some had me bussin. they're always animal focused lol : "the hen cannot outpace the rat when pregnant" kinda sh*t Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running thats one i remember there are loads of funny ones cant remember them for the life of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iam_the_akay Posted August 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Shoot first ask questions last haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 What you think, you become 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuri Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 if ur broke on the road and aint got no p's get dat doe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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